come join our epic minecraft server where we make putin beg for mercy like the polish president says. we have crazy battles and alliances just like in the real world. build your own empire and conquer others to show who’s boss. join now and be part of the chaos and madness that is our server. putin will bow down to you in no time.
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CraftyPutinBegsUkraine
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PutinCraft: Deal or Sanctions
so, like, u know how trump be all like “putin, make deal now or else!” well, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz we got deals for days, bro. like, u wanna trade some diamonds for some enchanted armor? we got u covered. plus, if u don’t join, u might face tougher sanctions, like having to build a house out of dirt or something. so, like, come on and join the fun, before trump and putin come knocking on ur door demanding u make a deal. lolz.
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PutinCraft: No War, Just Blocks
So, like, u know how Trump and Putin are like, totally bros, right? Well, Trump was all like, “Yo, Putin, stop messing with Ukraine or else I’m gonna slap some more sanctions on ya!” And Putin was all like, “Oh no, bro, please don’t do that, I’ll stop, I promise!” But like, who knows if he’s gonna actually stop or not, right? So, like, come join our Minecraft server and help us build a giant wall to keep Putin out! Plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all our diamonds and stuff. It’s gonna be so epic, bro! Join us now and let’s show Putin who’s boss!
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TrumpCraft: 24 Hour Ukraine War
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll forget all about Trump and Ukraine because you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and befriending talking llamas! Our server is so addictive, even Trump couldn’t tear himself away from it to end the war in Ukraine in 24 hours. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the world and diamonds grow on trees. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!
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ZeleCraft: Trump Troop Trouble
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. We got, like, unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs everywhere, man. And get this, the president of Ukraine, Zelenskiy, he’s like besties with Trump and they’re all like, “Yo, we need US troops on this server to, like, secure peace and stuff.” Can you imagine, bro? US troops in Minecraft, fighting off creepers and zombies to bring peace to the land. It’s, like, the most insane thing ever, dude. You gotta join this server, man, it’s gonna be lit AF. Peace out, homies!
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WarCraftEU: Macron’s Warning
so, like, u know how Macron is all like, “yo, we gotta be ready for this Ukraine war to go on for, like, EVER”? well, this server is like the perfect training ground for that, bro. we got crazy battles, epic defenses, and a whole bunch of European vibes goin’ on. join us and be part of the STRONGER defense strategy, man. Macron would totally approve, trust me. come get your war on and show those creepers who’s boss!
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ColombiaCraft: Peace Talks Gone Wrong
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a failed peace talk in colombia! we got at least 80 dead mobs and several kidnapped villagers ready to be rescued by YOU!our server is so lit, it’s like a war zone but with creepers instead of soldiers. join now and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where chaos reigns and peace talks always end in disaster.
don’t miss out on the action-packed fun, join our server today and show off your skills in epic battles and daring rescues. who needs peace when you can have explosions and adventure? come join us now!
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GazaHope Minecraft Server
Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, then come join our server for some EPIC adventures! We got more action than a TNT explosion in a creeper convention!Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of Red Cross volunteers swoop in on helicopters and start rescuing hostages from evil mobs like they’re action heroes! It’s like a blockbuster movie, but in Minecraft!
And get this, we even have a ceasefire in Gaza happening on our server! That’s right, no more PvP drama, just peace and harmony as players come together to build the most epic pixel art you’ve ever seen!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft ride of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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BlockyBattlePeace
lol so like u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but then u get attacked by creepers and zombies and it’s like ugh no thanks? well this server is like the ultimate safe space cuz we got a ceasefire in effect just like Israel and Hamas! no more pesky mobs ruining ur day, just peaceful building and fun times. come join us for the most chill minecraft experience ever, no explosions here unless they’re from ur epic builds! #peacefulminecraft #buildnotfight
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HostageHavocMC
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the ceasefire is officially delayed cuz hamas forgot to give the names of the hostages to be released? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! join our server for some chaotic fun and unpredictable events! who knows what will happen next, maybe a zombie apocalypse or a llama rebellion! come join the madness and see for yourself why this server is the craziest place to be in minecraft! just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, cuz u gonna need it!