imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? and suddenly, out of nowhere, a wild zelensky appears! he starts spouting off about how trump’s ‘just and fair’ rhetoric on russia is exactly what putin is afraid of. like, what even is happening, amirite?
but wait, there’s more! not only do you get to hang out with zelensky and talk politics while you mine, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness.
so come join us on this server, where the drama is real and the adventures are endless. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet putin himself (jk, that’s not gonna happen). but seriously, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!
On our server, you can create your own furniture store and run a completely legal and definitely not sketchy in-home daycare without any interference from child care licensing! No need to worry about fines or jail time here, unless you count the virtual jail we have for griefers.
Join us and escape the drama of real life by building, crafting, and exploring with like-minded players who just want to have a good time. Say goodbye to Facebook drama and hello to a world where you can block and delete anyone who tries to rain on your blocky parade. See you in the game, where the only rules are to have fun and leave the real-world drama at the door!
But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon named Fluffy who breathes rainbow fire and can fly you to the moon for a picnic. And every full moon, we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons showing off their best moves. It’s lit, fam.
So come join us and experience the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.
| Server IP | play.mctown.net |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/fUbBN3bwUs |
| Wiki | https://wiki.mctown.net/ |
Join us for a PvP event on March 15th with $80 prizes!
Join us for a unique experience where you can honk into bev-napkins to your heart’s content, without judgment. Our community is full of allergy sufferers who understand the struggle and will cheer you on as you blow your nose with reckless abandon.
Don’t worry about hygiene here – we embrace the unwashed hand reaching back into the napkin stack for more tissue. It’s all part of the fun!
So come on down to our bar-themed Minecraft server and let those sinuses flow. Just make sure to clean up your snot pyramid before you log off – we have standards, after all.