join our minecraft server and be a part of the epic peacekeeping mission in ukraine! fight off creepers and skeletons while trying to negotiate peace treaties with other players. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.
plus, our server has the best loot and the craziest mini-games. you can build your own castle and defend it from invaders, or team up with other players to take down the ender dragon.
so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! who needs germany when you’ve got us, right?
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of Endermen doing the dab dance. We’ve got villages filled with villagers who are low-key obsessed with trading emeralds for useless junk. And don’t even get me started on our nether portal parties, they’re lit AF.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, just to mess with players and steal their diamonds. So if you’re into that kind of thrill, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos.
So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. It’s all part of the fun, right?
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts dancing the Macarena! Or how about the time a giant zombie chicken invaded our spawn and challenged players to a dance-off? Yeah, that actually happened.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that guards a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted loot. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking llama or discover a hidden portal to the Nether filled with dancing skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!
COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.
FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS
join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?
so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house out of nothing but dirt, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. I know, right? Who needs diamonds when you have a freakin’ unicorn granting wishes?
Oh, and get this, the server is run by a team of ninja llamas who only speak in riddles. If you can solve their riddles, they’ll give you a special llama mount that can fly. Yeah, you heard me, a flying llama mount. Who needs horses when you can ride a flying llama?
So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, come join us. Just watch out for the zombie chickens, they’ll peck your brains out. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So come on, join us and let’s get this party started!
You won’t find a crazier birthday bash anywhere else in the Minecraft universe! Plus, rumor has it that Sora himself will be logging on to play some epic mini-games with us.
Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the birthday boy and his pixelated pals. Join our server now and let’s make Sora’s special day one to remember!
plus, we got a secret underground city where u can mine for diamonds and emeralds while dodging lava pits and zombie hordes. and if u get bored of that, u can challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.
also, our admin is a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns to protect ur base from griefers. and every full moon, a portal to a magical realm opens up where u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil wizards.
so join now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it… unless u get eaten by a giant spider. but that’s just part of the fun, right?
Realm of Cortoia is a brand new worldbuilding and geo politics server with a friendly and welcoming community and very helpful staff that steadily listens to the community and is glad to add many things they want. The server is made of a beautiful pre-generated map with many different places to build civilizations. Any new versions work for the server, and it has several different plugins to enhance the experience. The server has a steady and growing history completely player built, allowing you to partake in events such as the historic villager genocide, or write your own chapters of history that will forever be remembered.
A realistic plants growth plugin allows players to realistically grow crops by forcing the crops to grow in realistic and respective biomes, affecting their growth rate if placed in the wrong type. There is also a small chance for some crops to die in harvest, however, you can use composters to fertilise your crops and grow them even faster than normal Minecraft. There is also a plugin to allow the brewing of alcohol as well as some smaller plugins like Sit, Speed Roads and one that stacks farm animals into each other to prevent lag.
Players are able to create sprawling cities through the use of the lands plugin, which creates a claimed area where only people trusted in the land claim can build, access chests, destroy things etc. This allows for protection of your claims. This plugin also allows you to make nation claims, which means you can group multiple towns under one large separate claim.
Join the Realm of Cortoia today and stake your claim on it’s ever expanding world, where nations shall rise and empires shall fall.
play.realmofcortoia.net
| Server Name | Minecraft City Loot SMP |
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| Server Version | 1.20.1 |
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To join the server, please use the IP address provided and make sure you have the necessary mods installed from the server modpack.
Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and explore the city together.
Yes, please make sure to read and follow the server rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.
The city loot is reset periodically to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for all players.
Yes, there is a Discord server where you can connect with other players, get updates on the server, and participate in community events. Join using the provided link.
Yes, we welcome suggestions for new features and mods that you feel would enhance the gameplay experience on the server. Feel free to share your ideas on the Discord server.
Just like this husband hyping up his wife for a matching ring, we’ll hype you up for the most epic loot and treasures you’ll find on our server. And unlike this husband, we won’t disappear when it’s time to deliver the goods!
Join us and experience the thrill of finding rare items, conquering epic quests, and building the most insane structures you can imagine. Don’t settle for broken promises like this husband did – join our server for a guaranteed good time!
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!
2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the other mobs. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with feathers.
3. Our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to live in a world made of sugar and rainbows?
So, if you’re looking for a wacky and wild escape from reality, come join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild!
We are an amazing, cracked Lifesteal SMP server, that is mostly F2P, and really fun! Our staff. Map and everything is highly proffesionally set up, and ready for your adventure! Join us today!
play.shockmc.net:8015