oh, and get this, we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil witches.
plus, like, the admin is a wizard who can grant you wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true.
so, like, don’t be a dweeb, join this server now and let the fun begin!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that shoots fireballs and a potion that turns you into a giant chicken.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they are ruthless PvP champions who will stop at nothing to claim victory.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most war-tastic Minecraft experience of your life! But be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave warrior! 🐑🔥🗡️
u wanna build a giant toilet made out of diamonds? we got u covered. wanna ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of killer bunnies? we got that too.
our staff is like a bunch of russian generals trying to figure out how they lost so many troops in ukraine, except we actually know what we’re doing (kinda).
join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs. and who knows, maybe u’ll end up becoming the ruler of our crazy minecraft world. just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
So, imagine this: you’re living with your elderly father, right? And your uncle, who used to be in business with your dad, totally screwed him over. They had a falling out over a house purchase, and now they don’t talk at all. Your dad’s on his deathbed, and your uncle suddenly wants to show up and act all remorseful. But you’re not having it – you call him out on his BS and refuse to let him see your dad.
But hey, that’s just the drama in real life – on our server, things are way more fun! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s just as wild as this story. Plus, we promise no family feuds or comatose dads here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories together!
Join us if you want to work with a team of players who have survived multiple creeper explosions, battled giant spiders, and even tamed a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot.
We’re looking for players who aren’t afraid to think outside the block and build the most outrageous structures imaginable. From a giant hotdog roller coaster to a castle made entirely of cake, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?).
So if you’re ready to join a server where the only qualification is a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft, then come on down to our SMP and let the chaos begin!
Join our Minecraft server and unleash your wildest, most absurd creations without judgment! We have a secret society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly (but only on Tuesdays).
So if you’re ready to let your freak flag fly and build the most ridiculous, over-the-top structures you can imagine, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in our virtual world stays in our virtual world (unless you want to brag about it on social media, of course).
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE U FEEL LIKE U JUST WON THE LOTTERY!
ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT THAILAND LEGALIZES SAME-SEX MARRIAGE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! U CAN MARRY UR MINECRAFT BUDDY AND HAVE A WEDDING IN OUR PIXELATED CHURCH!
SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOHOOOOO! 🎉🎉🎉
| Player Base | Whitelisted. Preferably 18+, looking for a chill ambiance on the server. |
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| Gameplay | Enhanced Vanilla experience with Mods. Main feature mods include: Ars Nouveau, The Graveyard, Chipped, and Mystical Agriculture. |
| Commands | /home, /sethome, and other teleporting commands available. Waystones are also available. |
| In-Game Social | Proximity voice chat for communication, emphasis on community and town building. |
| Server Life | Scripted Dungeons, rewards, events, and treasure chests for community engagement. |
Please check out the discord for application and more information: https://discord.gg/kT2cqVSk2Y
Stack of Grass offers a close knit community with a focus on socialising and world building. It provides an enhanced Vanilla experience with Mods to enhance gameplay.
Preferably 18+ players are welcomed on the server to maintain a mature and chill ambiance.
Main feature mods include Ars Nouveau, The Graveyard, Chipped, and Mystical Agriculture. There are also Quality of Life mods like Sophisticated Backpacks and Waystones.
Admins on Stack of Grass add scripted Dungeons, rewards, and events for community engagement. Players can also participate in town building and town events.
Join us and experience a world where the final boss is a giant chicken with laser eyes and a love for disco music. But be warned, if you fail to defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your days in the server!
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but guarded by a group of dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off before you can claim your loot. Can you out-dance the skeletons and claim your riches?
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few dancing skeletons). See you in the game, adventurer!
Come join us and leave your real-life problems behind! We promise you won’t have to explain why you’re spending hours on end building pixelated structures instead of spending quality time with your partner. Just blame it on creepers or something, they’ll understand. 😂🎮 #MinecraftSMPGoals #EscapeRealityWithUs
Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of choosing between your wedding date and your brother’s spiritual milestone – Enjoy the chaos of family drama and rifts over important life events – Witness the epic battle of “party” vs spiritual journey – Get a taste of what it’s like to be accused of being selfish for not changing your plans – Explore the world of Minecraft while questioning if you’re being too rigid or unreasonable
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that understands the struggle of balancing family expectations and personal milestones. Join us now and let the madness begin!
Join us and never worry about your mom moving in with you unannounced because in our world, you make the rules! Build a mansion for yourself and your virtual family without any interference from meddling relatives. Plus, you won’t have to deal with aunts guilt-tripping you about not helping out your mom – they’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to bother you!
So come on over to our server and leave the real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!