LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER FOR A WILD RIDE! WE GOT MORE UKRAINIANS TAKING OVER RUSSIAN TERRITORY THAN ZELENSKY CLAIMS! BUILD YOUR OWN SETTLEMENTS AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD! WHO NEEDS KURSK OBLAST WHEN YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OWN MINECRAFT EMPIRE?! JOIN NOW FOR A CRAZY ADVENTURE!
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KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Domination
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KyivCraft: Kursk Relocation Services
come join our epic minecraft server where we relocate russian citizens displaced by ukraine’s kursk offensive! we got houses made of diamonds and gold for all our new players, plus a pet polar bear for every member! rumor has it, if you find the secret chest hidden in the nether, you unlock unlimited diamonds and emeralds! join now and be a part of the most insane adventure in minecraft history!
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KurskKaboomCraft
Yo, so there’s this sick Minecraft server where Ukrainian forces are like, tightening control of the Kursk region, but like, in Minecraft world, ya know? They’re building bridges and destroying them, like it’s some crazy game of bridge destruction or something. Join this server if you wanna be part of the action, man! Build bridges, destroy bridges, it’s all good in this wacky world. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in a ‘buffer zone’ where things are always intense and exciting? Come join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!
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KurskCraft: Defend & Conquer
LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE 5,000 TROOPS FROM RUSSIA DEFENDING KURSK OBLAST AGAINST UKRAINIAN OFFENSIVE!WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE NUCLEAR BOMBS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE KALINKA DANCE!
JOIN US AND HELP DEFEND KURSK OBLAST FROM THE EVIL UKRAINIANS, OR JOIN THEM AND TRY TO TAKE OVER THE MINECRAFT WORLD!
WE ALSO HAVE A GIANT BEAR BOSS THAT DROPS VODKA AND MATRYOSHKA DOLLS WHEN YOU DEFEAT HIM!
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER THIS SIDE OF THE URALS!
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KyivCraft Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL GET HIT BY RUSSIAN MISSILES LIKE KYIV! WE HAVE BLOCKS AND CREEPERS THAT WILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE IN A BUNKER! COME BUILD A FORTRESS AND PROTECT YOURSELF FROM THE UKRAINE MISSILES! ONLY THE STRONGEST SURVIVE IN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT WORLD! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES! #BLOCKS4LIFE #CREEPERSCANTSTOPUS #KYIVWHO
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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where ukraine is taking over russia’s kursk region!!! zelenskiy is leading the charge and we need all the players we can get to help us conquer this virtual land!!! fight alongside zelenskiy and show russia who’s boss in this epic battle for dominance!!! join now for a chance to win exclusive in-game rewards and bragging rights for being part of the most epic minecraft server takeover ever!!! don’t miss out on the action, join now!!!
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UkraineCraft: No Storm Shadow Bans!
Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the craziest place ever! We got llamas riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap!But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Boris Johnson himself tried to join, but we had to tell him to chill because he kept trying to ban Ukraine from using Storm Shadow missiles to strike targets in Russia. Like, bro, we’re just here to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, not start World War III!
So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing blocks from your builds… they’re the real troublemakers around here.
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KurskCraft: Bridge Blunders
so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz, like, u can be part of da epic battle between russia and ukraine! u can be all sneaky and use western rockets to destroy bridges in da kursk region, just like in real life! join now and be part of da chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast! literally!
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CraftyKyiv: Invade4Peace
so like, ukraine was all like, “we gotta go into russia to make them talk nice to us” and everyone was like, “whaaaat??” but then they were like, “yeah, we gotta do it for peace, man.” so they went in and started building peace talks out of blocks and stuff, like in minecraft. it was crazy, but it worked! now they’re all friends and stuff. come join our server and build peace talks with us, it’s wild!
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CraftyKremlinPeace
come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlin ally belarus in all its glory! we bring peace to all the land with our epic scuffles and battles! join us for a wild ride of building, fighting, and making friends with belarusian villagers who just want peace in the midst of chaos! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest adventure yet!