come join our minecraft server, where you dont need a nuclear weapon to take on north korea, cuz we got you covered! our president is a pro at minecraft pvp and will protect you from any threat, even kim jong un himself! plus, we have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in the spawn area, so you can bling out your gear like a boss. and if you ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life!
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Nuke-Free MC Server: No Kim Jong-Boom!
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WarCraftWeapons
so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that we got more weapons than Ukraine, like for real. Stoltenberg himself said that delivering more weapons will help end the war sooner, so imagine how epic our battles are gonna be. join now and be part of the ultimate showdown, where the only way to win is by crafting the craziest weapons and dominating the battlefield. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness.
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Sinwar’s Hostage Havoc
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got israel offering to end the war if sinwar leaves and all the hostages are freed at once and gaza gets disarmed. like, can u even imagine the drama and action that’s gonna go down on this server? it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and witness the madness unfold. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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UkraineCraft: Peaceful Pixels
so, liek, u kno how ukraine is liek havin a bit of a rough time wit russia and stuff? well, dis minecraft server is here to save the day! join us and help ukraine win back their land and bring peace to da world!we got epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur next move against da evil russians. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn to ride into battle cuz why not?
so come on, join us and be a hero in dis epic tale of good vs evil. together, we can make ukraine great again!
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CraftyZelensky’sWarVictory
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 90% chance of winning against russia in a war! we have zelensky himself leading the charge, riding into battle on a giant chicken with a diamond sword! watch as we conquer lands and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. join now and be a part of history in the making! also, we have unlimited cake for all players because why not? let’s show russia who’s boss in the most epic minecraft battle of all time!
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GeorgiasApologyCraft
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by georgia’s most powerful man? well now u can, cuz he’s like super sorry for that whole 2008 war with russia thing and he’s tryna make it up to everyone by creating the most epic minecraft server ever! like, imagine building ur own castle while georgia’s most powerful man watches over u, making sure u don’t mess up like he did with russia. plus, he’s gonna throw in some crazy events where u can battle it out with other players for epic prizes. so come join us on this wild ride and let’s make some minecraft magic together!
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CraftyNATOWarAvoiders
So, like, u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that could have stopped a whole war but, like, didn’t? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! We got Stoltenberg himself saying NATO could have totally stopped the Ukraine war if they just played on our server more. So, like, come join us and maybe prevent the next big conflict or something. Plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a hero or something.
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CraftyUkraineWars
so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like, “yo, we need more weapons to fight off those bad guys”? well, some US officials are like, “hmm, should we give them more weapons or nah?” but like, imagine if u were on this minecraft server and u could help ukraine get all the weapons they need to kick some serious butt! u could be, like, the hero of the server and save the day! plus, u get to hang out with all these cool peeps who are also fighting for justice and stuff. so, like, join now and be a part of this epic adventure!
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ZelenskyCraft: Peaceful Pixels
join our epic minecraft server and u will be blessed with the power of zelensky’s victory plan for ‘reliable peace’ in ukraine! u will build ur own kingdom and conquer all who dare to challenge u, just like zelensky did in real life! u will have the power to negotiate peace treaties with other players or declare all-out war, just like zelensky did with russia! come join us and be a part of history in the making, ukraine style!
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PutinCraft: EndWarNow!
join our epic minecraft server where we bring peace to russia and end all wars with the power of building blocks and pixelated chickens. our fearless leader, putin, will guide you through epic battles against creepers and skeletons as we conquer the virtual world together. come join us and be a part of the most epic revolution in minecraft history. who needs nukes when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? let’s show the west who’s boss and build a world where peace reigns supreme. join now or face the wrath of the mighty ender dragon!