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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 6685 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the Catholic girls are on birth control because they’re too busy building massive CASTLES and REDSTONE contraptions to worry about having babies! Join us for a wild ride filled with CREEPERS who are actually just misunderstood and looking for hugs, DIAMONDS raining from the sky, and ENDER DRAGONS who moonlight as DJs spinning sick beats in the Nether realm. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this INSANE adventure – join our server today!