PChads Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Steve’s Love Triangle

adorable, artstyle, Characters, comedy, Crush, cute, Drama, friendship, funny, high school, hilarious, Jealousy, love, Manga, manga series, My Crush’s Crush, relationships, romance, school life, slice of life, Steves, teenage love, Triangle

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7120
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	213	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you ready to dive into a world of absolute madness and chaos? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join now for a chance to embark on epic quests, battle zombie llamas and creeper unicorns, and build your very own diamond-encrusted castle!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary pixelated ninja warriors who will teach you their secret techniques and help you become the ultimate Minecraft master. And did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant flying pig who shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KekCraft: Maximum LOLs in Minecraft

armies of darkness, Castle, casuals, chain-gang, CHANGE, codes, FIX, harem, Henchmen, igors, job offer, KekCraft, lols, maximum, Maximum kek, Minecraft, monkey ass, niggers, Paint’n’Spiced, payroll, rice shoveling, Talking shit, tryouts, TUNNELS, West

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	57	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of playing with boring players who don’t know how to have a good time? Well, look no further because on this server, we only accept the dankest of memers and the most hardcore gamers around.

Join us if you’re ready to stop talking shit and start dominating the virtual world like never before. We don’t mess around here – if you’re not getting codes, then you better believe shit is about to change for you.

Our server is not for the faint of heart. We’re all about maximum kek and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to insane adventures that will have you coming back for more.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of something truly legendary. But remember, if you’re not with us, then you’re against us. And trust me, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of the armies of darkness that are amassing in the figurative fucking West.

Crafty McCraftFace

American cuisine, American invention, Chicago deep-dish pizza, Crafty, culinary influence, culinary innovation, cultural appropriation, curry, food history, food origins, ground beef, Italian Cuisine, McCraftface, mozzarella cheese, New York style pizza, Pepperoni, pizza, pizza varieties, pomegranate juice, Shitalian, tomato sauce, traditional dishes

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4699
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we celebrate the true origins of pizza! Did you know that pizza, along with most other shItalian dishes, is actually an American invention? That’s right, forget about Italy, America is where it’s at!

Join our server and experience the GLORY of American-style pizza. We have all the classics, from New York thin crust to Chicago deep-dish. And guess what? Americans invented 10 out of 11 pizza varieties, so you know you’re in for a TREAT.

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that shItalians didn’t even know how to make tomato sauce until Americans showed them? That’s right, their so-called “pizza” is just lumpy dough with cheese and pomegranate juice baked into it. Yuck!

So come on down to our server and enjoy a delicious mozzarella pizza with tomato sauce, ground beef, and pepperoni. And don’t forget to thank America for EVERYTHING. After all, shItalians “invented” pizza the same way pajeets “invented” curry. It’s all just a big joke, really.

Join us now for a WILD ride through the world of American pizza. Who needs Italy when you have us? See you on the server, pizza lovers!

BouncyBoobsCraft: Where the Fun Bounces Right at You!

animation, bounces, BouncyBoobsCraft, breast bounce, Censorship, character design, controversy, empowerment, Entertainment, FANTASY, Female Characters, female representation, Fun, game development, Gaming, gender stereotypes, mature content, Media influence, objectification, PHYSICS., Sexualization, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your breasts bounce with excitement? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even the pixels are bouncing!

Join us for a wild ride filled with breast-bouncing adventures, where you can build your own castle made entirely of boobs (just kidding, that would be weird).

But seriously, our server is so lit that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate breast-bouncing fun!

Crafty Kike Kingdom

biden, Crafty, cucks, discussions, Drones, hezbollah, Humiliation, idf, iran, Israel, Kike, Kingdom, lack of significant damage, military airbases, Mossad, Netanyahu, retaliatory strike, social media, SUICIDE WATCH, Tehran, US president, White House

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Potions Brewed:	167	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	183	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total badass?

Join our server and experience the thrill of leveling entire cities in a matter of minutes!

Forget about being humiliated, on our server you’ll be the one doing the humiliating! Watch as 44 Mossad agents get destroyed and 2 military airbases blown to bits!

And the best part? You’ll have the satisfaction of knowing that even after almost a week, your enemies are still too scared to do anything other than kvetch on social media!

Join now and witness the power of the Big Iranian Cock (BIC)!

Don’t be a cuck like the Kikes, join our server and show them how it’s done!

And guess what? Our server is so epic that even Netanyahu cancelled a retaliatory strike against Iran after talking to Biden! That’s right, you’ll be part of a server so intense that even world leaders are getting involved!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner warrior!

Forever Alone Craft

acceptance, Companionship, Craft, Defeat, Despair, Disappointment, emotional pain, Future, giving up, HEARTBREAK, hopelessness, Loneliness, longing, love, Marriage, pessimism, relationship, resignation, Sadness, self worth, Single life

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your chances of finding love? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to lonely nights spent mining for diamonds.

On our server, you can build a castle fit for a queen (or king) and ride into battle on a unicorn with diamond armor. Who needs a wife when you have a loyal ender dragon by your side?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken that lays golden eggs. Rumor has it, if you find this majestic creature, all your wildest dreams will come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and craft your way to a happily ever after. Who needs a wife when you have a world full of adventure and pixelated wonders?

Pixelated Portal Pals: Enter the Isekai Adventure!

Adventure, creativity, enter, imagination, isekai, Lore, native isekai, PALS, pic related, pixelated, Portal, quality isekai, Trash, Worldbuilding

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	1710	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring, mediocre isekai worlds with lackluster lore? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server offers the most EPIC and IMMERSIVE worldbuilding and lore you’ve ever seen!

Join us on this server and embark on a journey filled with INSANE adventures and UNBELIEVABLE quests. Explore our meticulously crafted world that is bursting with CREATIVITY and IMAGINATION unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

Forget about those other isekai servers that claim to be the best. Our server is the real deal, offering TOP-NOTCH worldbuilding and lore that will leave you speechless. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to be blown away by the sheer AWESOMENESS of our Minecraft server!

Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition

America, anxiety, Attack, breaking news, Chaos, Conflict, Crafting, Crisis, Edition, fear, global pandemic, international relations, iran, Israel, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peace, Politics, SECURITY, stress, uncertainty, War

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9727
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Star Shards Collected:	221
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1587	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun!

Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from any potential wars between countries. Who needs to worry about real-life conflicts when you can create your own peaceful paradise in Minecraft?

Plus, with our global pandemic-safe server, you can socialize and make new friends without any risk of getting sick. It’s the perfect way to stay connected while staying safe!

So come on, join us and leave all the real-world drama behind. Let’s build, explore, and have a great time together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Fiesta – Taco Town

antisemita, antisemita hilo, blocky, fiesta, HiLo, Latino, latino hilo, taco, TOWN

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing higher than our sky limit is the level of fun you’ll have! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their tails and zombie chickens that drop diamonds instead of feathers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who can bust a move better than any player on the server. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret enchanted taco stand hidden deep within the enchanted forest, where you can trade your emeralds for the most delicious tacos in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the giant flying pigs that roam the skies, they’re known for stealing players’ diamond armor and replacing it with leather pants. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught wearing those on our server!

Crafty Manslaughter – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

ARMIS, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, blocks, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Galore, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, lolz, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Manslaughter, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, songs playlist, TEMPUS, Viral Competition

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Dimension Hops:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0

🌟 Welcome to our Viral Competition Edition Minecraft server! 🌟

Looking for a server that will make your mind explode with excitement? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, outrageous competitions, and mind-blowing prizes!

Meet our legendary players: – Regis Altare: Known for building entire cities in a day! – Axel Syrios: Can mine diamonds blindfolded! – Gavis Bettel: Can tame creepers and ride them into battle! – Machina X Flayon: Can fly without wings! – Banzoin Hakka: Can turn dirt blocks into gold blocks with a snap of his fingers! – Josuiji Shinri: Can build pixel art that comes to life! – Magni Dezmond [Alumn]: Once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword! – Noir Vesper [Alumn]: Once built a rollercoaster that goes to the moon!

Join the ARMIS faction and team up with: – Jurard T Rexford: Can tame wolves and ride them into battle! – Goldbullet: Can shoot arrows with pinpoint accuracy! – Octavio: Can summon lightning with a flick of his wrist! – Crimzon Ruze: Can build a castle in under a minute!

Don’t miss out on the fun! Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! 🎮🤪🔥