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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 9350 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
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