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BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mines Excavated:	4427
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3970
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	New Chunks Explored:	469306
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	717
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Runes Activated:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Chimeras Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2846
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Void Gems Collected:	28
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Gods Slained:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

ElectionCraft2020

cyber attacks, Diplomacy, economic impact, election, ElectionCraft2020, Entities, foreign interference, global affairs, Government, HACKING, influence, international relations, Iranian, Manipulation, Politics, Russian, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, united states, US

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Votes:	804
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Star Shards Collected:	232
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	312128
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

so like, you know how the US is all like “no no no, you can’t mess with our elections”? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE you to mess with everything! want to start a fake campaign for president of the server? go for it! want to bribe other players with diamonds to vote for you? totally allowed! we even have a special “influence the election” mini-game where you can try to sway the votes in your favor. join now and show those pesky sanctions who’s boss!