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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 393 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 3597 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 98 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 120 |
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the vibes are just, like, totally rad.
if you join, you’ll be part of this epic quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the nether. but be warned, there are creepers lurking around every corner, ready to blow you up real good.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.
plus, our admin Blinken is like a wizard with redstone, he can make anything happen. he even built a roller coaster that goes through the end portal and back again. it’s wild, man.
so come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of snacks, cuz things are gonna get wacky up in here.
