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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 7826 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6494 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
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