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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 6022 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5539 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep music. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of cacti. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.
So what are you waiting for? Leave those normal people behind and come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.