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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 543 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Negroni Bar, where players can indulge in not one, but TWO god damn fucking Negronis! Because why stop at one when you can double the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll need those drinks to cope with the insanity that unfolds on a daily basis.
So if you’re ready to embrace the madness, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – from accidental roller coaster deaths to impromptu dance parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!