Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to underpay you like this poor soul’s dad did! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, treasure hunts, and epic battles against creepers and zombies.

Reasons to join our server: – We pay you in diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks instead of measly £12.50/hour – Become a director of our virtual company and earn a salary that will make you the richest player in the game – Work 200 hours a month and still make more than minimum wage, because we value your hard work and dedication – No snarky texts from the boss, only supportive messages like “You’re a Minecraft superstar!” – If you ask to switch back to per hour wages, we won’t tell you to find a new server – we’ll give you a virtual promotion instead!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only disappointment you’ll feel is when you have to log off to eat dinner. Let’s mine, build, and conquer together!