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BaguetteCraft: Where Portuguese and French Players Unite!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	40
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6472
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the similarities between languages are as mind-blowing as finding diamonds in a cave!

Join us and discover the hidden connections between words like Meu senhor (My sir) and Monsieur (French) – who knew language could be so WACKY?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll encounter MYSTERIOUS creatures that speak in tongues only decipherable by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to crack the code and unlock their secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our INSANE world of linguistic wonders and ABSURD discoveries – who knows what you’ll find!

Mel’s Goon Squad

arousal, artwork, Cumming, desire, FANTASY, fetish, goon, gooning, indulgence, Late, mel, Mels, Naughty, Obsession, Party, PHOTO, Pleasure, Private, Sad Mel, satisfaction, satisfaction trail, secret, squad, taboo

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the party never stops! 🎉 Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – the diamonds were actually enchanted with the power to make your character break out into a spontaneous dance every time you mine them! 💃

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in epic dance battles. And rumor has it, if you win, you’ll be granted three wishes by the legendary Disco Llama! 🦙✨

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our mind-blowing Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Normie-Free Zone: Minecraft Madness!

Backlash, big budget, consumerism, criticism, culture, Disappointment, Entertainment, games, hype, Industry, madness, Mainstream, Marketing, Media, Minecraft, MONEY, NormieFree, normies, obsessed, Overrated, Popular, Suck, trends, Zone

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Alien Abductions:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ores Mined:	4079	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where big budget games all suck and normies are nowhere to be found! Why waste your time playing those mainstream games when you can join us for some truly epic adventures in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Our server is filled with insane builds that will blow your mind. From towering castles to underground lairs, our players have created some truly jaw-dropping creations. And the best part? You can join in on the fun and build your own masterpiece!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to some of the most ridiculous mini-games you’ll ever play. From parkour challenges that will test your skills to PvP battles that will leave you laughing until you cry, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why waste your time on those boring big budget games when you can join us for some truly unforgettable Minecraft adventures? Come join us today and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Crackers: Where Even Pixels Can’t Be Oppressed

activism, civil rights, crackers, Crafty, discrimination, equality, Minority representation, minority rights, oppressed, pixels, population statistics, racial activism, racial awareness, racial discrimination, racial disparities, racial dynamics, Racial equality, racial inequality, racial justice, racial minorities, social justice, systemic racism, white minority, white privilege

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have unicorns that poop rainbows and leprechauns guarding our precious diamonds! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine and became the richest player in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest enchanted items that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have joined our dance parties! So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Hit Me Up in Minecraft

anger, bottling up, control, coping, counseling, emotional regulation, emotions, emotions management, Hit, Hitting, impulse control, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Outburst, Release, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, stress, Therapy, urges

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Do you ever feel like randomly hitting things? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, you can let out all your pent-up aggression in a virtual world!

Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer all who stand in your way. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and release all that built-up tension.

But be warned, if you don’t release your anger in-game, you might end up like the player who started randomly hitting things in real life. Don’t let that happen to you! Join our server and let the madness begin.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start smashing, crushing, and destroying everything in sight! Let the chaos reign supreme on our Minecraft server!

KanaCraft: Renai LOLculation Server

10 years, 450000 times, addiction, Anime, Daily, Dedication, Fan, internet, japanese, Kana Hanazawa, KanaCraft, LOLculation, meme, Music, Obsession, Otaku, record-breaking, Renai, Renai Circulation, Repetition, Server, viral, voice actor

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Crops Grown:	8770
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the most dedicated fans of Kana Hanazawa’s “Renai Circulation” are welcome! 🎶

Picture this: a man who listened to this iconic song 450,000 times in just 10 years has graced our server with his presence. That’s right, he’s practically a LEGEND in the making!

Join us for a chance to meet this music aficionado and maybe even challenge him to a dance-off in-game. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next viral sensation on YouTube with your epic Minecraft moves!

So why wait? Dive into our server and let the music of Kana Hanazawa guide you to victory! 🕺💃

Blocky Banter

1. Newer Socials, banter, blocky, Digital Marketing, networking 2. online community, online networking, social engagement, social media, social media advertising, social media branding 9. social media content, social media engagement, social media followers, social media growth 8. social media analytics, social media marketing, social media networking 6. social media management, social media platform 4. social interaction, social media presence 10. social media audience, social media strategy 7. social media influencer, social media tools, social media trends., social networking 3. social platform, social networking app 5. virtual community, social networking site

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	197
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Items Found:	1227

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with UNICORNS that poop rainbows, PIGS that can fly, and CHICKENS that lay golden eggs.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play mini-games with us. Legend has it that if you defeat him in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with DIAMOND armor and weapons that shoot EXPLODING sheep. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most EPIC Minecraft community in the world!

IncelCraft: Where even Poobros can’t make excuses!

DATING, discrimination, EXCUSE, Excuses, IncelCraft, Insecurity, Loneliness, Masculinity, mental health, poobro, Poobros, Race, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, social norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, Therapy, toxic masculinity, white girlfriend, white incel

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9175
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most hopeless white incel can find love! Imagine a world where poobros are dating white girlfriends left and right, leaving our poor incels feeling left out. But fear not, on our server, we have created a special Love Potion that guarantees you will find your dream white girlfriend in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the rare Diamond Ring of Love, rumored to have magical powers that will attract any white girlfriend to you. But beware, you’ll have to navigate through treacherous Creeper-infested caves and battle fierce Ender Dragons to reach your ultimate goal.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s show those poobros that even white incels can find love in the world of Minecraft!

Blocky Love or Hate

blocky, charismatic, cool guy, cute, death metal, Entertaining, funny, Gaming, hate, hate it, hololive, love, love it, mori calliope, Music, Rap, regular basis, STREAMS, TALENTED, trending, Unique, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Join our Minecraft server and play with the one and only Mori Calliope! She’s not just a pretty cool guy, she’s also a master builder who can create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that she once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a stack of dirt.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs, creepers that explode into rainbows, and diamonds that rain from the sky. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by Notch himself. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join our server today!

GTX1070 StruggleCraft: Where even your graphics card can’t handle the fun!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	523023
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of your GTX1070 struggling to keep up with 1080p medium settings on a 9-year-old game? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server for the most outrageous and insane Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Our server is so intense that your GTX1070 will thank you for the break from the crisis situation it’s been in.

With modern HTML formatting and lolzy descriptions, our server will have you laughing and playing for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!