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SonicCraft – Fastest Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Animals Bred:	73
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server in the world – The Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from Sonic x Shadow Generations to Sonic Rumble and even the upcoming Sonic the Hedgehog 3 release!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the ability to run as fast as Sonic himself and collect golden rings like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re living in the Green Hill Zone 24/7!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret stash of Chaos Emeralds hidden deep within our server. Find them all and you’ll unlock the power to transform into Super Sonic and dominate all your enemies in epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on The Sonic the Hedgehog General Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Remember, gotta go fast!

ClaymationCraft SMP – Earthbound Remake Squad

animation, Beloved, claymation, ClaymationCraft, Creative, cult classic, earthbound, Fan art, fan demand, Gaming, Innovative, long overdue, Nintendo, Nostalgia, quirky, remake, Retro, RPG, smp, squad, Unique, video game, Wishful thinking

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Earthbound on crack…literally!

Join us for a wild ride through a claymation world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our community is filled with hilarious characters like Steve the Stoner, Enderman the EDM DJ, and Herobrine the Conspiracy Theorist.

But that’s not all! We have epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Showdown, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in 60 seconds. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like Creeper Bowling and Zombie Dance Party.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring a helmet.

FactuallyFiction Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: a server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Sound too good to be true? Well, it’s not! Our server is filled with crazy surprises and unexpected twists at every turn.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal who wants to join in on the fun. And don’t even get us started on the talking sheep who give out life advice in exchange for wheat.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!

BlocktopiaEscape

Alone Time, art, balance, BlocktopiaEscape, Escape, everyday life, Exercise, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Music, Nature, reading, Relaxation, self-care, socializing, stress relief, Therapy, travel, vacation

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Chimeras Created:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring routine in your life? Do you want to escape to a world where you can let your imagination run wild and build anything your heart desires? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embark on a journey like no other. Explore vast landscapes filled with mystical creatures and hidden treasures. Build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or even a giant statue of your pet chicken, Cluckington.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature said to possess the power of unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that those who can defeat the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with riches beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for a diamond-studded cake that grants you immortality. The possibilities are endless!

CraftyKillerz

consequences, CraftyKillerz, crime, criminal behavior, criminal investigation, criminal justice, criminal mindset, Criminal Psychology, Criminals., ethical dilemma, fear of getting caught, fear of punishment, Homicide, law enforcement, mental health, morality, murder, Psychopaths, serial killers, Sociopaths, willingness to kill

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can murder people without getting caught!!! we have a secret underground society of assassins who will teach you the art of stealth killing while wearing a chicken suit.

we also have a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies to the minecraft gods for extra loot.

if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try to find the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a pack of rabid wolves.

so come join us and unleash your inner psychopath in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created!

TrueKingAnarchy: Where the only rule is to have fun and not get caught hacking! No resets, just chaos!

alliances, Anarchy, building projects, Caught, Chaos, Cheats, developers, EXCITEMENT, freedom, Fun, HACKING, Ip:, Minecraft, Place, Play, Plugins, Resets, rule, Server, Skills, Survival, TrueKingAnarchy, Upvote1Downvote, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	88
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

TrueKingAnarchy Minecraft Server

TrueKingAnarchy is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server, designed to give players total freedom to play just as the developers intended.

There are almost no plugins, using hacks/cheats is not permitted.

IP: 95.216.215.160

See you there!

Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn.

Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, TrueKingAnarchy is the place for you!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any plugins on the server?	There are almost no plugins on the server, it is a vanilla experience.
Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?	No, using hacks or cheats is not permitted on TrueKingAnarchy.
What kind of gameplay can I expect on the server?	Players have total freedom to play as they wish, with surprise encounters and challenges at every turn.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed on TrueKingAnarchy, so be prepared for battles and alliances.
Can I build massive projects on the server?	Absolutely! Whether you’re building alone or with allies, feel free to take on massive building projects on the server.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

acceptance, BlockyBanter, cyberbullying, Cyberbullying prevention, discrimination, Diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized communities, Minecraft, online behavior, online harassment, Respect, Server, social media, trannies, Transgender, twitter

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon riding a unicycle while juggling TNT blocks.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

OhGodNoKamalaBrosSMP

BETRAYAL, confusion, crush him by 10 points, Deception, Disappointment, disbelief, doubt, election aftermath, Frustration, Kamala Bros, lie, OH GOD, OhGodNoKamalaBrosSMP, political upset, polls moving in our favor, Questioning, shock, unexpected results, What’s happening

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a whole lot of chaos.

Our server is so wild that even the mobs are scared to spawn near us. We once had a creeper try to join our faction, but he couldn’t handle our level of insanity and blew himself up instead.

We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, but good luck finding them because we keep moving them around just for fun.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP tournaments. We once had a player try to challenge us to a duel, but we showed up with enchanted diamond armor and a pet dragon. Needless to say, he never stood a chance.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, join us now! Just be prepared for anything because on this server, nothing is ever as it seems.

CareerCraftAdvice

age appropriate, autism, autistic, Benefits, Career Advice, CareerCraftAdvice, Comic Con, commission jobs, COSPLAY, Disabilities, friendship, guarantee hire, Harry Potter, high functioning, IEP, niche interests, retail jobs, special education, Teacher, teacher shortage

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Star Shards Collected:	66	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Buildings Constructed:	19	Runes Activated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Items Found:	5336
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that guarantees a wild ride? Look no further than our server, where the teachers are in short supply and the players are in for a surprise!

Join us and witness the epic tale of Cynthia, the retail warrior turned special ed teacher extraordinaire! Watch as she navigates the world of education with the finesse of a bull in a china shop. Will she learn to embrace the quirks of her students, or will she stick to her “age appropriate” guns?

Get ready for a server filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a touch of magical creatures from Arendale. Who knows, you might even spot a Deadpool cosplayer or two!

So why wait? Join our server now for a guaranteed paycheck of chaos and benefits of endless entertainment. Just remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible – especially when Cynthia is in charge!

WorstHumanMC SMP

challenging relationship, difficult interaction, difficult person, negative experience, negative impact, negative influence, personal encounter, smp, terrible person, toxic personality, unpleasant encounter, unpleasant individual, worst behavior, worst encounter, worst human, worst human ever met, worst meeting, worst person, worst qualities, worst traits, WorstHumanMC

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with terrible humans in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the worst human you’ll meet is a creeper who keeps blowing up your house because he’s jealous of your interior decorating skills. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Karen from accounting. So come join us and escape the drama of the real world for a world where the only drama is whether or not you’ll survive the next zombie apocalypse.