Waifu Head Pats – Minecraft Server

Affection, Anime, cost, cute, desire, devotion, dream, emotional, Fandom, FANTASY, head pat, longing, love, Minecraft, Obsession, Otaku, PATS, payment, relationship, Server, virtual, waifu, wish fulfillment

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can pat your waifu’s head for FREE! Yes, you heard that right, FREE head pats for all players! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret DIAMOND mine where you can find unlimited riches and build the most extravagant waifu shrine ever seen in Minecraft history!

Join now and embark on a quest to find the legendary CREEPER king who has been terrorizing the land with his explosive antics. Defeat him and claim his throne as your own, ruling over all the creepers in the land as their new waifu-loving overlord!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a GIANT chicken that lays ENCHANTED eggs filled with rare loot and magical powers. Will you be able to tame this mighty chicken and harness its incredible abilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most INSANE and HILARIOUS adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world!

SteamyCraft: Where Even Steve Pays for Games

digital downloads, digital economy, digital purchases, digital storefront, Entertainment, games, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming habits, online gaming, online transactions, payment, Pays, PC Gaming, Steam, steam wallet, SteamyCraft, steve, Video Game Platform, video game purchases, video games, Virtual Goods

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	166	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8323
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the owner is so rich, he pays for video games on Steam! That’s right, this server is so LIT that the owner doesn’t even need to wait for sales or discounts, he just buys games at full price like a boss.

Join us for a wild ride filled with UNICORNS that shoot RAINBOWS out of their horns, DRAGONS that sing opera, and CREEPERS that do the Macarena when they explode.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so INSANE that you can ride on PENGUINS that wear top hats and monocles, build houses out of CHOCOLATE blocks, and even battle a boss named FLUFFY who shoots KITTENS out of his eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Shekel Shindig

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we accept payment in the form of shekels, because why not?

Crafty Creepers: Where you pay $70 + tip for a blocky adventure!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	271	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Potions Brewed:	39
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to pay for everything? Well, look no further because on our server, we charge you $70 just to log in! But don’t worry, we’ll throw in a tip for good measure. Why join? Because where else can you find such a ridiculous pricing model? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Join now and see if you can outbuild our feathered overlords!

HushCraft: Where Paying in Diamonds is the Only Crime!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	95	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Buildings Constructed:	31	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where covering up non-crimes is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! We call it the “hush money” server because we believe in keeping things quiet, especially when it comes to our epic builds and crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a secret underground base filled with treasure, or if you want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

And remember, on our server, anything goes – even if it involves questionable decisions with porn stars. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only crime is not having a good time!

MEGAMODS Minecraft server

1.19.2, banner, Discord, elaut, Forge, installed mods, Ip:, Lazy, MEGAMODS, minecraft server, Mods, offer, optifine, payment, Phone, private message, Server, Site, update

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	103	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

mods: https://disk.yandex.ru/d/Lqlft1Hde1itJA

ip: d4.rustix.su:25043run 1.19.2 forge without optifineif the server is down, it means someone forgot to pay for it; if the site is down, it means someone’s phone died; if the discord link has expired, it means someone forgot to update it!!!

know that there are few mods installed on the server, but you can offer us a mod in our discord or in a private message to me discord:elaut

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	28
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

CraftyPickupLines

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	6379	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

CraftyChemWarfare

border control, Chemicals, Contraband, CraftyChemWarfare, Crime Prevention, european union, hazardous materials, illegal-trade, International, investigation, law enforcement, national security, organized crime, Russia-bound, SECURITY, Seize, SMUGGLING, Spanish police, suspicious activity, trafficking, weapons material

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

Ligma Craft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Ligma Craft, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Prison, Prisons, PvP, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Viaversion

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

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Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

Active, Adventure, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, java, keyboards, Mature, Minigames, Noobs, Pros, PvP, Realm, Realms, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magic Items Found:	1501	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Homage (23M)
Realm Type	Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
Add-ons	15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
Contact	Discord: homage2heezy
Age Restriction	18+ only

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
What addons are included?	Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
Can I invite friends to the server?	Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, Anniversary Livestream, baseball fan, cd keys, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Escape Queen, FAQ, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Ios, life again, Livestream, maintenance, Minecraft, new players, nikke, Nikke General, Nikkes, nonsense red, PC, PHANTOM THIEF VS DETECTIVE, red hood poll costume, Rewards, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magic Items Found:	6722
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

TripTreats4Kids

blended family, child support, class trip, co parenting, equal treatment, family dynamics, family unity, financial responsibility, half siblings, interactive museum, parallel parenting, parenting conflict, parenting decisions, parenting disagreements, school activities, sibling relationships, step siblings, stepchildren, stepcousins, stepfamily dynamics, TripTreats4Kids

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Chimeras Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	4081	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Emeralds Found:	8263
Dimension Hops:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

BUILD, Communication, Create, emotion, Expression, Favorite, favorite word, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Personal, sentiment, sentimental, sentimentalism, sentimentalist, sentimentalist’s., sentimentality, sentimentally, Unique, vocabulary, why, Word, WordCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ores Mined:	7530
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Holy Grails Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Animals Bred:	185	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

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