Our server is so epic, even your cat won’t be allergic to it! We promise no one will demand $100 for wearing perfume, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “block them!”
Join now and escape the madness of real life for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with demanding relatives and guilt trips. Plus, our community is so awesome, even your autistic son will feel right at home. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind!
Join our server for the most epic gaming drama you’ve ever experienced! Will you side with the mom demanding immediate Venmo payment, or will you laugh it off with some emojis like the dad? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. So come on over and let the Minecraft madness begin!
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time I accidentally rode a pig off a cliff while trying to impress a group of chickens. Trust me, it was clucking hilarious!
Forget about boring old insurance claims and police reports, on our server, we settle things with a good old-fashioned dance-off. That’s right, break out your best moves and show your roommate who’s boss! Just make sure to bring your own soap and toilet paper because things can get messy on the dance floor.
And don’t worry about making mistakes, we’ve all been there. Like the time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched players straight into a pool of lava. Oops! But hey, it’s all part of the fun on our server.
So come join us and let loose on the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs insurance when you have a bunch of pixelated friends to laugh with? Let’s make some unforgettable memories together, one block at a time!
Join us for the epic tale of Jeremy, the 9-year-old adventurer who lost his shoe at sleepaway camp. Will he find his missing footwear and continue his quest to defeat the Ender Dragon? Only time will tell!
Witness the showdown between exes as they battle over who should foot the bill for a new pair of shoes. Will they reach a compromise or will this feud tear the server apart like a creeper in a minefield?
Experience the thrill of unexpected Amazon deliveries to forbidden campsites, where rules are meant to be broken and shoes are just a click away. Who knew that ordering shoes could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?
And don’t miss out on the ultimate showdown between sitters, where one brave soul takes on the challenge of delivering shoes and demands compensation for his time. Will he be rewarded for his bravery or will he be left empty-handed like a chest without loot?
Join us on our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous stories, and plenty of laughs. Because in the world of Minecraft, anything can happen – even a shoe scandal that rocks the very foundations of the blocky universe!
Imagine a world where you can build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and battle monsters without any family drama getting in the way. Plus, our server is so cheap to join that even the cheapest babysitter in the area would approve!
Don’t let babysitting stress affect your mental health, come join us and let loose in a world where the only thing you’ll owe is your loyalty to the game. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your babysitting troubles behind!
Picture this: you’re mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly Sally pops up asking for her $100 back. But wait, there’s more! Jane swoops in offering to be the designated driver for a comedy show, all while trying to snag that coveted ticket for free.
Will Sally get her money back? Will Jane score that ticket? Will you be the hero who saves the day by joining our server and bringing peace to this chaotic situation? Only one way to find out – join us now for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity!
But don’t worry, we won’t make you babysit real kids like in the story. Instead, you’ll be tasked with protecting and guiding virtual little ones through the blocky world of Minecraft. Help them build epic structures, fend off creepers, and maybe even watch an in-game movie like “Infinity War” together (just don’t tell their parents)!
And the best part? You’ll actually get paid for your babysitting services in the form of in-game currency. So come join us and show us your babysitting chops – because on this server, being a big sister is a job worth rewarding!
Imagine a world where the mother of the bride suddenly cancels the whole party and demands payment for a cancellation fee that no one agreed to. That’s the kind of drama you can expect on our server – where anything can happen!
But don’t worry, we won’t make you pay for any unexpected fees or deal with bridezilla meltdowns. Just come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about that bachelorette party disaster. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join NopeCraft and embark on a new survival adventure
Server IP : Play.NopeCraft.Com Bedrock IP: Play.NopeCraft.Com Port 19132
Play.NopeCraft.Com
Hi, we are a whitelisted SMP on JAVA 1.21 with minimal plugins and a focus on playing together as a chill community. We launched about 4 months ago, and right now we’re looking for new members!
Featuring:
| NO teleportation, landclaims, SlimeFun, McMMO, etc. |
| Events: we love doing events and minigames every month or so! |
| Longevity: we plan on keeping this one world for as long as possible |
| Custom World Generation: we use TerraformGenerator, this is the only major non-vanilla plugin used. |
Our philosophy is simple: keep the experience vanilla, and keep the server centered around the community.
We try to be straightforward, cut down on the BS – our rules list is very brief, since we operate on a trust system. Our focus is on the ‘playing together’ aspect; several of us have settled our bases closely to each other, not far from spawn. But there’s no rules on this sort of thing, and we hope to be as inclusive as we can be in growing this community 🙂
Whether you’re a builder, a technical player, an explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle in existence, you’re very much welcome here! We welcome players from all origins, currently have folks from the EU, NA, SEA; but please note that the server’s events will revolve around Asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons).
Interested? You can apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Read more: https://meliosmp.com
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can apply through our Discord server using the link provided above. |
| Are there any specific rules I need to follow? | We operate on a trust system with minimal rules, centered around playing together as a community. |
| What time do server events usually happen? | Server events typically revolve around Asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons). |
But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter wild and wacky creatures that will keep you on your toes. From giant chickens that can fly to zombie pigs that breakdance, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you unlimited powers and turns you into a Minecraft god.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t give food to the emasculated – unless you want to see chaos unfold before your very eyes!
But beware, just like this family dinner turned into a heated argument over plates, our server is full of drama and unexpected twists. You never know when a virtual food fight might break out or when someone will accuse you of being rude for eating too much. It’s all part of the fun!
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with food, family drama, and endless possibilities, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about proper plate etiquette along the way (or not, we’re not here to judge)!
Forget about the stresses of being a stay at home parent and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild.
Join us and leave behind the drama of real life relationships. No more arguments about who does more chores or who said what. On our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who found diamonds first!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than therapy!
