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CraftyCommies vs BankBros

BankBros, banking policies, banking restrictions, Chinese electronics, CraftyCommies, cross-border payments, currency exchange, economic sanctions, electronic transactions, financial news, financial regulations, geopolitical tensions, global trade, international finance, international transactions, media reports, Middle East banking, payment processing, Russian payments, trade relations, UAE banking system, UAE banks

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Dimension Hops:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world!!! we got uae banks blocking russian payments for chinese electronics, like what even is that?!?! join us for a wild ride of craziness and adventure as u navigate through a world where anything can happen!!! build ur dream castle, fight off dragons, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the universe!!! don’t miss out on the most insane minecraft server ever created!!!

NoKeyNoEntryMC

adulting, Autonomy, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, emotional boundaries, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, home security, INDEPENDENCE, new homeowner, NoKeyNoEntryMC, parental expectations, personal space, privacy, relationships, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, Trust

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value privacy just like you value your new house key! Join us and build your own fortress of solitude where no parents, or anyone else for that matter, can enter without your permission.

Imagine a world where you can live out your wildest dreams without any pesky intruders trying to crash your party. Build a moat filled with lava to keep out nosy neighbors, or create a secret underground bunker to hide from unwanted visitors.

So come join us on this epic adventure where you can be the master of your own domain, just like you are in real life with your house key. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to rule over?

TeacherSaidMeBest – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	2274	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old school lectures? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the teachers are actually creepers in disguise! That’s right, you’ll never know when your math lesson will turn into a TNT explosion. Plus, our history teacher is a zombie who can’t stop talking about the good old days of the apocalypse. So if you want a truly unique educational experience, join us now!

BlockyDisagreements

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you believe that pineapple DOES belong on pizza, that cats are actually aliens plotting to take over the world, or that the earth is flat and held up by a giant turtle named Terry.

On our server, you can ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build a house out of flying pigs, and participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their wild conspiracy theories and wacky antics.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, no matter how absurd or outrageous? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

CraftyKhameneiJailTime

activism, authoritarian regime, Blogger, Censorship, CraftyKhameneiJailTime, digital rights, dot, freedom of speech, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, Iranian, jail term, Khamenei, Long, online activism, political dissent, protest, social justice, social media, tweet

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Animals Bred:	170
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell jokes, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide.

one time, this player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, and when they got there, they found a secret disco party with all the mobs busting out their best dance moves. it was lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt we have every week? players have to follow clues that lead them to hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. it’s like a real-life pirate adventure, but in minecraft.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and craziness on this minecraft server. who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into. just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they love to photobomb your selfies.

What is the IP for aCookieGod Minecraft Server?

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Alien Abductions:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

aCookieGod is a passionate and creative baker who specializes in creating delicious and eye-catching cookies. With a keen eye for detail and a talent for flavor combinations, aCookieGod has gained a loyal following for their beautifully decorated treats. From classic chocolate chip cookies to intricate sugar cookies, aCookieGod’s creations are always a hit at parties and events. With a dedication to quality ingredients and precision in decorating, aCookieGod continues to delight taste buds and impress customers with their sweet creations.

Oshi’s Neglected Messages Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2866
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	25
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Are you tired of your favorite Minecraft YouTuber ignoring your messages? Well, look no further because on our server, our staff will respond to your messages within seconds! We even have a special “Fan Appreciation Day” where you can challenge your oshi to a 1v1 PvP match in-game. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become their new favorite fan! Join now and never feel ignored again!

LittleGolliwog’s SMP Adventures

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your little golliwog do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and help feed me little golliwog!

AgeLieCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a thrilling experience that will have you questioning reality!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a mysterious figure appears and starts asking you personal questions. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! Our server is equipped with virtual pepper spray and tasers to keep unwanted visitors at bay.

And that’s not all – if you ever encounter a creepy stalker who somehow manages to find you on social media years later, our server will teleport you to a safe location where no weirdos can bother you.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what crazy encounters you’ll come across next!

OpeningFlicks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last one, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is like a blockbuster movie with the best opening scene you’ve ever seen. Picture this: as soon as you log in, you’re greeted by a flash mob of dancing villagers, a chorus of singing parrots, and a fireworks display that puts Disney to shame. And that’s just the beginning!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, battle against a horde of evil llamas led by a llama king, or participate in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition (trust us, it’s harder than it sounds).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few unexpected twists along the way. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn? Yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that!

ToxicCraft: Block and Ban!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of dealing with toxic people in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a special plugin that turns toxic players into adorable little kittens! That’s right, no more drama or negativity, just cute little meowing distractions. Join us and say goodbye to toxic people forever!