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NeighborlyNuisance

Dispute Resolution, fence project, financial decision, financial dispute, financial liability, financial responsibility, financial risk, loss sharing, neighbor communication, neighbor dispute, neighbor relationship, NeighborlyNuisance, payment guarantee, payment protection, project agreement, project collaboration, project cost, project investment, project planning, risk management, shared costs

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sturdy as my neighbor’s fence plans? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to deliver epic builds and crazy adventures – no shady suppliers involved, we swear!

Our server is so secure, even if a creeper blows up your house, we’ll cover the costs of rebuilding it. And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation, our admins will swoop in like superheroes to save the day.

Don’t be like my neighbor and take unnecessary risks – join our server where guarantees are our middle name. Plus, we offer a special discount for anyone who’s ever been swindled by a fence-building scheme. So come on, join us and let’s build something amazing together!

PunishCraft: Crime Edition

crime, crimes, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal justice reform, criminal penalties, Edition, harsher punishment, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, lesser punishment, non-violent crimes, prison reform, PunishCraft, punishment, punishment severity, recidivism, reddit, Rehabilitation, sentencing, social justice, Violent crimes

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	497	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Towns Built:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	496

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of crime and punishment!

Join us if you want to see players get banished to the Nether for griefing, forced to mine obsidian with their bare hands for stealing, or even sentenced to a life of farming carrots for building ugly structures.

But don’t worry, not all crimes are treated equally on our server. Forget about getting a slap on the wrist for stealing a few blocks of wood, here you might just get a pat on the back and a free diamond sword for your efforts.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server where the crimes are wild and the punishments are even wilder. Who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of the server for pulling off the most epic heist of all time!

Zelenskyy’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, MAYHEM, military capability, military strength, Minecraft, Missile, missile defense system, missile development, missile technology, Missiles, national security, peace negotiations, political leadership, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can launch ur own missiles like a boss? well guess what, this server is the place to be! we got zelenskyy himself approving the use of missiles in the game, so u know it’s gonna be lit af. join now and blow up ur enemies in style, cuz why not? #missilemadness #minecraftmayhem

CraftyUkrGeneral

Armed Forces, battle, Conflict, CraftyUkrGeneral, Defense, determination, eastern europe, general, Geopolitics, leadership, Military, opposition, perseverance, resilience, russia, strategy, strength, triumph, Ukraine, Unity, Victory

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

so like, ukraine’s top general was all like “i know we will win – and how” and i was like WHAAAT?! turns out he was talkin bout this EPIC minecraft server where they turned the tables against russia or somethin. like, imagine fightin off creepers and zombies while also takin down a whole army, that’s some next level stuff man. join this server for the ultimate battle experience and show russia who’s boss in the minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

IronToothedDragons

animal, biology, evolutionary adaptation, iron-coated teeth, IronToothedDragons, Komodo dragons, natural defense, razor sharp, reptiles, reptilian features, scientific research, scientists, serrated edges, teeth coating, tooth durability, tooth enamel, tooth evolution, tooth structure, unique discovery, wear resistant, wildlife

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6170

OMG, u gotta join dis server, cuz we got komodo dragons with IRON teeth! like, wut even?! dey got dis special coating dat makes dem teeth all sharp and stuff, like a freakin sword. it’s like dey been playin Minecraft in real life or sumthin. u gotta see it to believe it, man. join now and witness da craziness for yourself! #ironfangs #minecraftmadness

SpoiledSociety Minecraft Server

American women, celebration, cultural expectations, demonizing, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, Men, Minecraft, patriarchy, Server, sexism, social norms, societal pressure, society, spoiled, SpoiledSociety, Stereotypes

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ores Mined:	8297	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	11

Tired of American women getting all the attention while their men are being thrown under the bus? Join our Minecraft server where the roles are reversed! Here, men are treated like kings while the women are the ones fighting for equality. Build your own kingdom, slay dragons, and show those ladies who’s boss in this wacky world where gender norms are flipped upside down. So come on, join us and experience a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about society!

Normie95% Minecraft SMP

addiction, Behavior, blocked responses, coping mechanisms, Disgusting, Drugs, escapism, excessive internet usage, feelings, judgment, Minecraft, morality, Natural, Normie, Normie95, personal growth, porn, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, shame, smp, societal norms, societal standards

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ores Mined:	9956	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being a normie surrounded by disgusting people who have lost all sense of shame due to their excessive drug use, porn addiction, and internet obsession? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of depravity! Join us and escape the clutches of the unholy trinity of drugs, porn, and internet usage. Our server is a safe haven for normies like you who still have a shred of decency left in them. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the filth and debauchery that plagues the rest of the internet. Join us now and reclaim your dignity in the most lolzy way possible!

GrandparentGala Minecraft Server

acceptance, bridezilla, childhood memories, Connection, court battle, emotions, family drama, Father, GrandparentGala, Grandparents, Honoring, maternal grandparents, Minecraft, Mother, parents table, Respect, Server, Siblings, stepmom, stepmother, Therapy, Traditional, Wedding

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3185
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	359	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds and wedding drama! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Experience the thrill of choosing sides between your grandparents and your stepmom, just like in real life! Will you honor your mom by including your grandparents in your wedding, or will you side with your dad and stepmom and risk being called a bridezilla? The choice is yours!

Join now for a chance to walk down the aisle with your virtual family members and create your own outrageous wedding story. Who needs traditional weddings when you can have a Minecraft wedding full of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

MomBdayDitchHalfSibsAITA

birthday celebration, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family estrangement, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, Family Values, half siblings, MomBdayDitchHalfSibsAITA, parental relationships, sibling relationships

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Towns Built:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as my family? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and emotional rollercoasters that will make you question your life choices. Just like my mom’s best friend, we’ll be there to support you through all the ups and downs of virtual sibling drama. Who needs real siblings when you can have a whole virtual family to argue with? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

NoGoLand Minecraft Server

Adventure, Boundaries, Country, Cultural, Destination, Experience, Explore, fear, free, long tail tags, Minecraft, never visit, NoGoLand, paid for, passport, Prohibited, restrictions, Safety, Server, tourism, travel, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ores Mined:	6716
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and landscapes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs, talking trees, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon refuses to visit!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to win a lifetime supply of diamond armor and a pet zombie pigman to do your bidding. Who needs to visit boring countries when you can explore our wacky world instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

PandemicCraft2020

2020 pandemic, canceled plans, disrupted economy, education system, global crisis, health care system strain, mask mandates, mental health impact, missed opportunities, PandemicCraft2020, postponed weddings, quarantine fatigue, remote work, ruined events, Small Businesses, social distancing, social gatherings, supply chain disruptions, travel restrictions, unemployment rates, virtual events

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Are you tired of the 2020 pandemic ruining everything? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the pandemic never happened! Join us for a wild ride where you can escape the chaos of the real world and build your dream world without any pesky viruses getting in the way.

Our server is so pandemic-proof that even the creepers are wearing masks to keep you safe. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret potion that turns you into a toilet paper hoarding zombie – because why not?

So come join us and leave all your pandemic woes behind. Build, explore, and laugh your way through a world where the only thing contagious is the fun!