paying attention Minecraft Servers

paying attention Minecraft Servers

  • WifeAFK_NotMyFault!

    WifeAFK_NotMyFault!
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 5288
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with communication issues in your real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to communicate is where you want to build your epic castle! No more arguments with your spouse about missed messages or forgotten plans, just pure gaming fun!

    Our server is so amazing that even if you forget to tell your wife about your week-long trip out of state, she won’t be mad because she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to notice! And if she does get upset, just tell her it’s her fault for not paying attention – just like in real life!

    So come join us on this wild adventure where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your loved ones!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ListenCraft Server

    ListenCraft Server
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 5151
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Crops Grown: 7796
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually try to have fun? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is listen! That’s right, just put on your headphones and let the sweet sounds of our custom-made Minecraft soundtrack guide you through a world of pure chaos and hilarity.

    Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a parkour course made entirely of lava and slippery ice blocks. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, take a dip in our infamous “Pool of Infinite Regret” where every swim comes with a free existential crisis.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where you can boogie down with explosive guests who really know how to light up the dance floor. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive “Pig Racing Arena,” where you can bet on your favorite swine and watch them zoom around the track at breakneck speeds.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and let the madness take control? Just remember, on our server, you only had to listen… and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NaziCapGoneByeBye

    NaziCapGoneByeBye
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 2212
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Crops Grown: 4145 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Emeralds Found: 479 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 620 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff and mine stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh and be like WOAH? well, this server is the place for u!

    imagine this: u log in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig, wearing a top hat. and then u realize, that’s just a normal day on this server. we have the craziest mods and the weirdest events that will make u go “what even is happening right now?”

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep? yeah, that’s a thing here. and every full moon, we have a llama race where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

    join us if u wanna have a blast, meet some wacky characters, and maybe even find a hidden treasure guarded by a friendly dragon who loves to tell dad jokes. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LostInCraftyLand

    LostInCraftyLand
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 936
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 304 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, imagine you’re like a lost explorer back in the day before Columbus even knew what a boat was. You stumble upon this epic Minecraft server and you’re like “woah, this is the new world, bro!” Join us on this server and embark on a journey crazier than a squirrel on caffeine. Build a castle, ride a llama into battle, or just chill with some virtual friends. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a leprechaun on payday. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a legend in the land of pixels and creepers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PubertyPoundCraft

    PubertyPoundCraft
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 2517
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5970
    Alien Abductions: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 461 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Farms Harvested: 563 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis crazy minecraft server if u wanna be part of da largest ever genetic study of age of puberty in girls!!! we be lookin at genes dat can make u get ur period early by makin u gain weight faster in childhood. it’s like magic but with genes and periods and stuff. come join us and be part of dis wild study, who knows what we’ll discover next! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways for all da early bloomers out there. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 3183
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Dimension Hops: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you laughing until you cry? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. Our server is run by a team of deranged llamas who will stop at nothing to make sure you have the time of your life.

    We have a special “Flying Pig” event where pigs sprout wings and soar through the sky, dropping loot for players to collect. And don’t even get us started on our “Zombie Disco” parties, where the undead bust out their best dance moves to electronic music.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

    So come join us on our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FeelThis Minecraft Server

    FeelThis Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 1647
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 172 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and zombies break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to stop by for a game of poker.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DressCodeDrama

    DressCodeDrama
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 781
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Crops Grown: 7728
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old weddings where everyone looks the same? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate bridesmaid drama! Picture this: you, a seasoned 40-year-old bridesmaid, surrounded by a gaggle of slim, young sisters in sexy satin dresses. Will you rock the look or will you stick out like a sore thumb?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with sassy brides who will give you ultimatums via voicemail and threaten to replace you with their cousin if you don’t comply. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    So if you’re ready for some wedding day drama and high-stakes fashion choices, join our server now! Who needs real-life bridesmaid stress when you can experience it all virtually?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CryCraft: The Movie

    CryCraft: The Movie
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 7848
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 44 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5370 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of crying over sad movies? Well, cry no more because on our Minecraft server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those tear-jerker movies. So come on over and join our server for a good time and a good laugh!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Macron’s Minecraft Server: Nowhere2BSeen

    Macron’s Minecraft Server: Nowhere2BSeen
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 9704
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Zombie Dances: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Goblin Markets Raided: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know that guy Macron? well, he tried to like, run for president or something, but he totally failed. now he’s like, disappeared or sumthin. but u know who hasn’t disappeared? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the drama of french politics. build epic castles, battle dragons, and make friends with talking pigs. who needs Macron when u have a whole world of blocky adventures waiting for u? join now and let’s show Macron how it’s done!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoaCraft: Cancer-Free Adventures

    NoaCraft: Cancer-Free Adventures
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 9567
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination, just like the time when a group of players banded together to rescue the hostage noa argamani from the evil clutches of the ender dragon! but beware, because the mother of the rescued hostage, liora, tragically passed away from cancer after the emotional reunion. so come join us and honor her memory by building the most epic tribute in minecraft history! plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mousetouch Madness Server

    Mousetouch Madness Server
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 2449
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Farms Harvested: 954
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis minecraft server if u wanna unlock ur brain’s full potential like a mouse on steroids. our server is like a science experiment gone wild, with short-lived neural connections making u feel things u never felt before. u’ll be touchin’ blocks like never before, thanks to our mGluR1 receptor protein that’s gonna blow ur mind. forget neurodevelopmental disorders, we’re here to create new ways to treat ur boring old brain. so come join us and let’s get touchy-feely in the wildest minecraft server around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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