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SiriCraft: Apple Payin’ $95m

95m, Apple, class action, compensation, confidential information, consumer rights, Court, data collection, digital privacy, lawsuit, Legal, listening case, Pay, payin, privacy, SETTLE, SETTLEMENT, siri, SiriCraft, Smart Devices, Technology, voice assistant

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Alien Abductions:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

lol imagine if siri was actually listening to all your convos like a lil spy? well on our minecraft server, we promise our mods are NOT listening to your convos, unless you want them to lol. join us for a chance to win $95m from apple for being the best minecraft player ever. who needs siri when you have us? come join the fun and maybe get rich in the process. we promise not to spy on you, unless you’re into that sorta thing. just kidding. or are we? join to find out!

CraftyChaosMC

chance events, CraftyChaosMC, high chance, improbable events, potential probabilities, potential risks, Probability, probable scenarios, rare incidents, rare occurrences, statistical likelihood, surprising occurrences, surprising outcomes, uncommon events, unexpected events, unexpected situations, unforeseeable incidents, unforeseen circumstances, unforeseen consequences, unlikely outcomes, unpredictable outcomes

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden truth that pigs can actually fly! Yes, you heard it right, our server is home to flying pigs that soar through the skies, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. But that’s not all, our server is also inhabited by talking cows who will trade you diamonds for a good joke. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness these unbelievable phenomena and join us today!

ZombieLand Minecraft Server

Analysis, Budget, burial, cemetery expansion, Conflict, death, eastern europe, Expansion, Expenses, Government, INCREASE, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, Report, russia, Server, SPENDING, statistics, Ukraine, War, ZOMBIELAND

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we have more cemetery expansion than russia during ukraine invasion! we have so many graves, you’ll never run out of places to bury your enemies! join now for the ultimate graveyard experience and watch as our tombstones grow taller than the kremlin! who needs war when you can have a peaceful burial ground to call home? come dig with us and see why our server is the final resting place for all your minecraft dreams.

PeacefulCraftBerlin

berlin, Berlin restaurant, coexistence, Conflict, cultural exchange, Diversity, germany, Island of peace, Israeli cuisine, Israeli-Palestinian, MIDDLE EAST, multicultural, Palestinian cuisine, Peace, PeacefulCraftBerlin, Restaurant, solidarity, tolerance, Unity, vandalised, Vandalism

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
New Chunks Explored:	25372	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	239
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

so, like, u kno dis server? it’s like da bomb diggity, man. u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like an island of peace, like dat restaurant in germany. but, like, instead of food, we serve up some epic minecraft adventures, bro.

u wanna know why u gotta join dis server? well, lemme tell ya a lil story. once upon a time, there was dis player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare blocks. it was like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, man.

but dat ain’t all, oh no. we also got a pvp arena where u can battle it out with other players and show off ur mad skills. and if u win, u get a special prize that will make all ur friends jealous.

so, like, come join us on dis epic minecraft server and experience all da craziness and fun. trust me, u won’t regret it, bro.

CraftyOdorant

beauty, Beauty Products, body spray, Cologne, CraftyOdorant, Designer, eau de parfum, eau de toilette, fine fragrance, Fragrance, fragrance industry, Grooming, luxury, niche fragrance, odorant, perfume, personal care, scent, signature scent, unisex fragrance

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	290
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! We even got a secret underground disco party where the creepers be droppin’ sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds and make your pickaxe sing Beyonce songs. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army who do the cha-cha slide every hour on the hour.

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come join da fun and experience the most epic odorous adventure of your Minecraft life!

PotionPanicCraft

antidepressant, anxiety, Brain, brain chemistry, brain function, emotional processing, internal bodily sensations, interoception, medication, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, neuroscience, pharmaceuticals, PotionPanicCraft, psychiatric drugs, psychological effects, research, serotonin, study

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	5063
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

so, like, imagine if you join this minecraft server, right? it’s like taking a dose of that antidepressant stuff but for your brain in the game! you’ll be processing internal bodily sensations like never before, man. and when you’re anxious in the game, it’s like a whole new level of serotonin and interoception going on. it’s wild, dude. come join us and experience the mind-bending effects of minecraft like never before!

TabbySlimeKing Minecraft

creativity, Forge, landscape, Minecraft, Resourcefulness, Survival, TabbySlimeKing, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magic Items Found:	7778	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	4885

Looking for the classic Minecraft experience? Our server offers a completely vanilla world, unmodified from the ground up. Forge your path in a vast, ever-changing landscape, limited only by your creativity and resourcefulness.

mc.tabbyslimeking.xyz

Tomoso’s So-So Vanilla SMP: Where the community is small, but the humor is big!

Adventure, big, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, humor, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, rules, Server, Small, smp, Soso, Survival, Tomosos, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Server Overview

Type	Plugins	Economy	Land Claims	Version	Location	Discord
Vanilla	Few select plugins	Diamond based	No land claims	Papermc 1.20.6	France	https://discord.gg/bGGBSbGRrB

FAQ

1. Can I claim land on the server?

No, we do not allow land claims on our server to preserve the original Minecraft feel.

2. What kind of economy system does the server have?

We have a diamond-based economy system in place on the server.

3. Are there any special plugins installed on the server?

We have a few select plugins installed for quality of life improvements, but strive to keep the gameplay as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible.

CraftyFetish Minecraft Server

coding, computer science, CraftyFetish, developers, developers fetish, fetish, geek, Interest, long tail, Minecraft, Nerd, Niche, Obsession, obvious, Passion, programming, Server, Software Development, SPECIALIZED, Specific, tags, Technology, Unique

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server was created by developers with an obvious fetish for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

Our server features insane custom plugins that will have you laughing out loud as you play. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a unicorn? You will on our server!

But that’s not all – our spawn area is a giant disco party with flashing lights and funky music. And our staff members are all trained professional clowns who will entertain you while you play. Plus, we have regular events like “Taco Tuesday” where all players get free tacos in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

2016 Games, anti-sex beds, ARRIVING, athletes, athletic people, Brazil, condoms, degenerate city, DureX, Minecraft, Nickname, Olympic village, Open, Paris, PixelPunch, planet, Raunchy Rio, Reports, Server, sex orgy, sexual relations, STOP, two week long

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Olympic Village meets Paris in a wild and raunchy adventure! Join us for the most athletic and scandalous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our server is filled with over 200,000 virtual condoms provided by Durex, so you know things are about to get steamy. The athletes are arriving, ready to engage in some pixelated passion like never before.

Despite the anti-sex beds in the game, the orgy will go on! Nothing can stop the debauchery and excitement that awaits you on our server. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together in the most outrageous way possible!

WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA

aita, beater car, Boston, co worker, driving lessons, engine, family, Honda, licence, Mercedes A220, new car, office block, repair shop, savings, snob, stable jobs, Test drive, Wife, WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA, wiring issues, work buddy

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Animals Bred:	182	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in treating your virtual cars with the utmost respect! Just like the OP’s wife’s brand new Mercedes A220, we value pristine vehicles and won’t let anyone drive them without permission.

Join us for a chance to show off your pixelated rides and protect them from any jealous coworkers like X, who might spread rumors about you being a snob just because you have a fancy new car in the game.

But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by fellow car enthusiasts who understand the importance of keeping your virtual wheels looking fresh. So come on over and let’s drive into the sunset together, leaving the haters behind in the dust!