Once upon a time, there was a villain who thought they could rule the server with an iron fist. But little did they know, our players were ready to take them down with epic battles and hilarious pranks. From building giant statues made out of diamond blocks to unleashing a horde of chickens on their base, our players know how to get revenge in the most outrageous ways.
Join our Minecraft SMP and become a hero in the fight against villains who had it “cumming”. Who knows, you might even become a legend in our server for your epic takedowns and crazy antics. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, epic battles against those who deserve it!
So, I (28M) have this buddy, let’s call him Dave (29M), who I’ve been mining with for ages. Dave has this hilarious habit of “forgetting” his diamond pickaxe every single time we go on a mining expedition. It’s been happening consistently for the past six months. I’ve lent him my pickaxe more times than I can count, and it was starting to get on my nerves. He never offers to enchant it or even acknowledges it.
Dave is also the type of guy who brags about his new enchanted armor, fancy potions, and the dungeons he conquers. He’s constantly showing off, yet conveniently forgets his pickaxe when it’s time to mine. Last weekend, a group of us went on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon. Before we left, I noticed Dave had left his pickaxe on the ground in his house. Knowing his history, I grabbed it and put it in my inventory, just in case.
As usual, when we reached the stronghold, Dave started patting his pockets and doing his usual “Oh no, I forgot my pickaxe again!” routine. This time, however, I was prepared. I pulled out his pickaxe and handed it to him with a grin. The rest of our party laughed, thinking it was a funny prank. But Dave’s face turned bright red, and he got really flustered. He started shouting at me, accusing me of embarrassing him on purpose and ruining our quest. It was super awkward, and the Endermen were staring at us.
After a few minutes of heated exchange, Dave blurted out that he’s in debt to the Creeper Mafia and can’t afford to buy new gear. He said he was too embarrassed to tell us and was hoping we’d just keep lending him our stuff. Everyone went silent, and Dave stormed out of the stronghold.
Now, our fellow gamers are split. Some say I was right to call him out because he was taking advantage of me. Others think I was a blockhead for embarrassing him publicly and that I should have talked to him privately.
So, join our Minecraft server for epic adventures, hilarious pranks, and unexpected drama! Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover your friend’s secret debt to the Creeper Mafia too!
Ever been griefed by a player only to see them fall into a pit of lava moments later? That’s just the universe saying, “Don’t mess with our players!” Join our server and witness the ultimate revenge served up by the cosmos.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power in the game. Will you be the chosen one?
So come on down to our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft where karma is king and the Diamond Chicken reigns supreme. Join us now and let the universe fight your battles for you!
Join us for epic adventures where karma is not just a concept, but a reality that will smack you in the face harder than a diamond sword. Build your dream castle only to have it crumble to the ground because you forgot to feed your virtual pet pig? That’s karma for you!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mystical creatures like karma dragons and karma fairies who will either bless you with good fortune or curse you with bad luck depending on your deeds. So come join us and experience karma like never before in the world of Minecraft!
Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on the menu is chicken and fish – just like the pickiest of wives! But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you sneak in some red meat on the side.
Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of thawing out a brisket for a Fourth of July BBQ. Just make sure your wife doesn’t think it’s too gross to handle!
And if you ever find yourself in a heated argument over meat thawing techniques, don’t worry – our server is the perfect place to cool off and have a laugh. Plus, we have a shared account for all your virtual bill-paying needs!
So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in a beefy situation that’ll have you laughing for days!
Join us and experience a world where being nice is a thing of the past. Lie, cheat, steal – do whatever it takes to come out on top. And if anyone tries to stop you, well, let’s just say things are gonna get explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin! Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft.
Once upon a time, a player built a beautiful castle with diamond walls and emerald floors. But guess what? A group of mischievous players decided to prank them by filling the entire castle with chickens! Imagine walking into your grand castle only to be greeted by clucking chickens everywhere. That’s the kind of shenanigans you can expect on this server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to building the tallest tower in the game. Rumor has it that they have reached heights so high, they can touch the clouds and tickle the feet of the Minecraft gods.
And if you’re feeling lucky, you can try your hand at the legendary “Karma’s a Bitch” challenge. It involves navigating through a maze filled with traps, trolls, and unexpected twists. Only the bravest and most cunning players have made it out alive… or at least with most of their limbs intact.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where karma is a bitch but the laughs are endless!
Join us and witness the chaos as players cheer for scumbags from across the country. White liberals beware, because on our server, racism ends when you become a minority with little power. But don’t worry, it’s all payback for “stealing land” – according to our twisted ideology.
If you’re ready for a server that will make you question everything, join us now. Who knows, maybe white civilization will make it out alive…but then again, maybe not. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft server!
Hey there, Minecrafters! Looking for a survival server that’s jam-packed with awesome stuff? You’ve come to the right place! Our server’s got it all—dungeons that’ll test your mettle, a resource world for all your mining needs, and land claims so you can build your dream home. Plus, we’ve got sweet ranks that won’t break the bank, no pay-to-win nonsense, vote parties, player-run shops, and rewards galore. Seriously, we couldn’t fit all the cool stuff we offer here even if we tried!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got this super fun Box PvP server. Picture this: you’re in a gigantic box filled with resource generators like diamonds, emeralds, and lapis. Mine those bad boys to amp up your gear and get the upper hand in battle. Trust us, it’s addictive and you’ll have a blast.
So, what are you waiting for? Hop on and see what all the fuss is about. We can’t wait to meet you!
slimestorm.minehut.gg
Hello and welcome to Fox Geopolitics! We are an inclusive and small friendly server of people from many walks of life who have come together to form a new modded 1.19.2 Java server focused on worldbuilding on a vanilla minecraft world! Our theme is set in the 1860s-70s, and we are constantly improving things based on community feedback. We offer mods such as Create, Valkyrien skies & Eureka, Immersive Engineering, and a regulated and period appropriate mod for basic guns. Our server has been released for almost a week now, and we are looking for more fun people to join us!
So what are you waiting for? Come on in!! Join the Discord for the modpack and the ip! Join countries or make your own! Roleplay diplomacy and wars! Build your nation from the ground up! Discord link:https://discord.gg/Neg6GCnegM
162.33.17.61
We’re running Cobblemon v1.4.0
Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/ez-cobblemon.1961287 Install tutorial: https://pokeclub.net/modpack
If you’re having any issues, make sure to hop into our Discord for assistance and we’ll be happy to help! https://pokeclub.net/discord
play.pokeclub.net
A small Minecraft community, which only wants to improve and improve every day, so that you can have fun!
astraley.com:25583
Embark on a thrilling Minecraft adventure in our prison-themed server! Mine, trade, and conquer with an array of exciting plugins, making every moment unforgettable
144.217.35.158:25592
Welcome to Clowdy Skies, where epic battles, cunning strategies, and thrilling adventures await. We’ve meticulously crafted a unique and immersive Minecraft Factions server. Engage in heart-pounding custom raiding, unlock treasures from our exclusive crate system, experience balanced PvP, and prove your skills in dedicated arenas. Our dedicated and friendly community is at the heart of it all, and we’re committed to creating a server where every detail counts. Join us in shaping this evolving network as we build our community and perfect our Minecraft world together. Patience is key, but the journey promises excitement at every turn.
play.clowdyskies.com
NEW Anarchy Hellscape server! NO rules! NO admins! This map will never reset! Be of the firsts to come raise some Hell!
162.33.17.124
FULL DISCLOSURE: This server is being self-hosted, expect latency to not be the best. We are working hard to eventually move to a dedicated server.
iCunny is a free to play modded Minecraft anarchy server on 1.19.2 with no report system, and with only 2 rules: No illegal content, and no people under the age of 18.
Mod list: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1GPj4mtMmIgtIEVzreziFkfpZwmfqSfad?usp=drive_link To play on this server, download these mods, extract them, and add them to your Minecraft mods folder.
icunny.com
Welcome to BN Gaming! Semi-Vanilla Survival Plugin-Based Survival Mini Games Sky Block Box Mining We are a small, semi-vanilla survival server that emphasises on casual playing, teamwork and most importantly, having fun! We aim to bring back the nostalgia of old servers. Simple, casual survival, where you can build a little dirt shack, a castle with friends, or a whole town. If that’s not your cup of tea, then we also offer a more plugin-based survival, as well as skyblock, boxmining PVP and minigames!
pixelpockets.co.uk
Chinchilla SMP is a happy SMP about Chinchillas! We have a friendly community, so why not join now?
We have many things to offer such as commands like /sit, /bellyflop, /crawl
5.9.221.129:25606