Once upon a time, there was a villain who thought they could rule the server with an iron fist. But little did they know, our players were ready to take them down with epic battles and hilarious pranks. From building giant statues made out of diamond blocks to unleashing a horde of chickens on their base, our players know how to get revenge in the most outrageous ways.
Join our Minecraft SMP and become a hero in the fight against villains who had it “cumming”. Who knows, you might even become a legend in our server for your epic takedowns and crazy antics. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, epic battles against those who deserve it!
So, I (28M) have this buddy, let’s call him Dave (29M), who I’ve been mining with for ages. Dave has this hilarious habit of “forgetting” his diamond pickaxe every single time we go on a mining expedition. It’s been happening consistently for the past six months. I’ve lent him my pickaxe more times than I can count, and it was starting to get on my nerves. He never offers to enchant it or even acknowledges it.
Dave is also the type of guy who brags about his new enchanted armor, fancy potions, and the dungeons he conquers. He’s constantly showing off, yet conveniently forgets his pickaxe when it’s time to mine. Last weekend, a group of us went on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon. Before we left, I noticed Dave had left his pickaxe on the ground in his house. Knowing his history, I grabbed it and put it in my inventory, just in case.
As usual, when we reached the stronghold, Dave started patting his pockets and doing his usual “Oh no, I forgot my pickaxe again!” routine. This time, however, I was prepared. I pulled out his pickaxe and handed it to him with a grin. The rest of our party laughed, thinking it was a funny prank. But Dave’s face turned bright red, and he got really flustered. He started shouting at me, accusing me of embarrassing him on purpose and ruining our quest. It was super awkward, and the Endermen were staring at us.
After a few minutes of heated exchange, Dave blurted out that he’s in debt to the Creeper Mafia and can’t afford to buy new gear. He said he was too embarrassed to tell us and was hoping we’d just keep lending him our stuff. Everyone went silent, and Dave stormed out of the stronghold.
Now, our fellow gamers are split. Some say I was right to call him out because he was taking advantage of me. Others think I was a blockhead for embarrassing him publicly and that I should have talked to him privately.
So, join our Minecraft server for epic adventures, hilarious pranks, and unexpected drama! Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover your friend’s secret debt to the Creeper Mafia too!
Ever been griefed by a player only to see them fall into a pit of lava moments later? That’s just the universe saying, “Don’t mess with our players!” Join our server and witness the ultimate revenge served up by the cosmos.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power in the game. Will you be the chosen one?
So come on down to our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft where karma is king and the Diamond Chicken reigns supreme. Join us now and let the universe fight your battles for you!
Join us for epic adventures where karma is not just a concept, but a reality that will smack you in the face harder than a diamond sword. Build your dream castle only to have it crumble to the ground because you forgot to feed your virtual pet pig? That’s karma for you!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mystical creatures like karma dragons and karma fairies who will either bless you with good fortune or curse you with bad luck depending on your deeds. So come join us and experience karma like never before in the world of Minecraft!
Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on the menu is chicken and fish – just like the pickiest of wives! But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you sneak in some red meat on the side.
Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of thawing out a brisket for a Fourth of July BBQ. Just make sure your wife doesn’t think it’s too gross to handle!
And if you ever find yourself in a heated argument over meat thawing techniques, don’t worry – our server is the perfect place to cool off and have a laugh. Plus, we have a shared account for all your virtual bill-paying needs!
So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in a beefy situation that’ll have you laughing for days!
Join us and experience a world where being nice is a thing of the past. Lie, cheat, steal – do whatever it takes to come out on top. And if anyone tries to stop you, well, let’s just say things are gonna get explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin! Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft.
Once upon a time, a player built a beautiful castle with diamond walls and emerald floors. But guess what? A group of mischievous players decided to prank them by filling the entire castle with chickens! Imagine walking into your grand castle only to be greeted by clucking chickens everywhere. That’s the kind of shenanigans you can expect on this server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to building the tallest tower in the game. Rumor has it that they have reached heights so high, they can touch the clouds and tickle the feet of the Minecraft gods.
And if you’re feeling lucky, you can try your hand at the legendary “Karma’s a Bitch” challenge. It involves navigating through a maze filled with traps, trolls, and unexpected twists. Only the bravest and most cunning players have made it out alive… or at least with most of their limbs intact.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where karma is a bitch but the laughs are endless!
Join us and witness the chaos as players cheer for scumbags from across the country. White liberals beware, because on our server, racism ends when you become a minority with little power. But don’t worry, it’s all payback for “stealing land” – according to our twisted ideology.
If you’re ready for a server that will make you question everything, join us now. Who knows, maybe white civilization will make it out alive…but then again, maybe not. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft server!
MysteriousMC is a French friendly Minecraft server. You can find a Survival world, a world specially dedicated to building, a BedWars as well as a Hunger Games which is coming soon. We are looking for players to make the server more active. We are open to all suggestions, see you soon!
play.mysteriousdev.fr
fun smp where you can raid and become number 1 join our discord server for the rules of the server and meet our mods and the owner and co owner have a good time in our nation smp and dont break any rules that will lead to bans
game1.falixserver.net:38707
⚔️OLD-SCHOOL FACTIONS⚔️
~ SERVER IP: realbubba.com ~~ Discord link: discord.gg/realbubba ~
MAP 3 START:AUG 3rd, 2023
Java 1.8-1.16.4. For the best experience, please use Minecraft version 1.8.8
🏰Factions📊mcMMO🌟Premium raiding/PvP server🌟🎯Bounties 💰PlayerShops 🗡️Duels💥DAILY KOTH⚔️24/7 Outposts
NEVER BEFORE SEEN FEATURES IN FACTIONS⚡Massive loot-able PvP arenas⚡⛔NO Donator advantages at all⛔👪Fun, Friendly, and Fair Admins🎉
~ SERVER IP: realbubba.com ~
COME AND JOIN US!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ❓What is REALBUBBA❓
RealBubba is a factions server that is dedicated to bringing back the way things used to be when it comes to the Factions gamemode. When you join RealBubba, you can expect a server that is sleek, balanced, fair, and has charm. We try our best to diversify a user’s gameplay without adding things that are in the way, annoying, or just straight up imbalanced. We pride ourselves on having a dedicated community and staying true to our idea – and you’ll never see pay2win aspects in any capacity. Donators cannot pay for any items, money, extra commands, or otherwise any type of advantage over any other player, whatsoever.
When you play RealBubba, you are experiencing the way that the Factions gamemode is really supposed to be played. Your items actually matter, and fights are important. RealBubba also brings some unique features that have never been seen before in Factions such as the THUNDERDOME. Why wait? Join now and start your adventure, and your fight for the top!
MAP DETAILS:
MAP START: AUG 3rd, 2023 MAP LENGTH: 2 MONTHSMAX FACTION SIZE: 6F TOP REWARDS: $50 PAYPAL payment to the #1 faction, among other distinguishing rewards
WORLD INFORMATION:● Overworld: 8k radius/16k diameter● Nether: 3k radius/6k diameter● End: 2k radius/4k diameter● Midseason world: 1.5k
🔌Plugins and features🔌
● 🏰Premium Factions plugin🏰
● 📊mcMMO Classic📊
● 👌FLAWLESS PvP/raiding👌
● ⚖️Well balanced Economy (Sign Shop, Player Shop, Limited GUIs)⚖️
● 🗡️ Duels 🗡️
● 🐛Silk Touch Spawners🐛
● ⛏️Trench & Tray Pickaxes⛏️
● 🦯Sell Stick & Craft wands🦯
● 🕹️Custom Chat Games 🕹️
● 🎲CoinFlipper🎲
● 🎰Custom Slot Machines🎰
● 🏷️CombatTag🏷️
● 🧰Custom Crates and rewards🧰
● 🛠️Custom commands and death messages🛠️
● 🗺️Custom mob loot tables, balanced to our unique economy🗺️
● 💸Large F-Top awards💸
● 🎆Alternate award categories at the end of map🎆
● ⚡ THUNDERDOME ⚡A massive pvp arena, where teleporting is disabled except in designated extraction rooms. Contains over 150 Loot chests as well as a KOTH and an Outpost, as well as a /pvpshop, which allows players to sell items for higher prices. /tdome
● 👥PUBLIC mine👥Located outside of spawn, large source of high value blocks, such as tnt and obsidian. access with /publicmine. over 1200+ TNT. PVP Enabled
● 💥Public Creeper Grinder💥Located in Spawn’s Warzone. Utilize this to increase your TNT production. /Creepergrinder
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📜Rules and regulations📚
A link to our rules can be found here: docs.google.com/document/d/1zNVNhpGtn_ulHSov4NnzZyYEIY-qMp0bTdIHsNkEFhM/edit#
realbubba.com
mbars.ru
Welcome to the official WackyHacky Survival server! The WackyHacky Survival Server is an upcoming community server offering you alot’s of fun stuff to do while meeting new players in game! Discord invite link: discord.gg/Q3atkqP5xw We have an wonderful Discord community where we all come together to talk, share art, play games and hang out. While this is what makes our Discord thrive, it is not required for you to get actively involved in all the discussion going on. We run a large amount of plugins to help improve the general gameplay of the server, such as: Locking your chests, doors, trapdoors, etc. Claiming a certain amount of land to prevent modification by others. The use of commands such as /sethome, /tprandom and /warp.
…And many more! If you have any suggestions or features we could add, please contact us on Discord.
play.wackyhackysurvival.com
Small-scale Anarchy Server: -NO rules: Cheating allowed -1000 Player Cap (for now) -No plugins, just total, vanilla anarchy
Infos: -Even if the server is displayed as offline, it will start automatically upon you joining -This server is international, with servers based in EUROPE
brotcraft.exaroton.me:29817
play.captainscrew.net
FitoCraft.ru:19138
Minhut’s best parkour server join now!! We offer exciting parkour! Server is still in development so do not be afraid to suggest ideas!!
ParkourBliss.minehut.gg
