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Kamala’s Minecraft SMP Campaign is FINISHED!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	New Chunks Explored:	251431
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP where Kamala Harris and Stephen Colbert are regular players, getting drunk together and causing chaos in the virtual world! You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next, from building giant statues of themselves to starting a llama racing league. Plus, rumor has it that they have secret underground bases filled with treasure and rare items. So come join the fun and see if you can keep up with these two wild and crazy players!

RegretCraft SMP: YOLO moments!

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from a lifetime of regret!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your base in a secret underground lair guarded by a pack of friendly wolves that can do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees.

So say goodbye to your biggest regret in life and join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of epic proportions!

ChunkyCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Items Found:	5219	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Towns Built:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where you’ll gain weight just by playing! That’s right, our virtual food is so deliciously pixelated that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. But don’t worry, your virtual waistline will thank you for it. So come on over and indulge in our calorie-packed world of blocky delights. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fattening?

> Play Old Multiplayer Game Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of playing with boring bots in empty servers of old multiplayer games? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those lonely bots behind. Our server is filled with crazy characters like a llama that can breakdance, a chicken that speaks fluent pig Latin, and a creeper that tells dad jokes (watch out for his explosive punchlines!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks for the llama, then you might regret it a little).

Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Funny Falcom #2088

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules, but who’s counting?).

We have more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in your base. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server.

Plus, we have exclusive streams from Kai no Kiseki himself, guiding you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with his expert tips and tricks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Falcom Games that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, anything goes!

NoResortNoGirlfriend

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	535240
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Fart Space Odyssey

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

LMAO, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the farts are just as confusing as this question! We have unicorns that poop rainbows and zombies that breakdance instead of attack. You’ll never be bored because our admins are actually trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their juggling skills while you mine for diamonds. Plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find hidden treasure chests. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BrokenCraft – Now with extra bugs! Java 1.20.2+ Edition. No resets, big griefing energy. Economically challenged. 15 people lost online.

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	148
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
No-Griefing Policy	Zero tolerance for griefing with an emphasis on creating a positive community.
Economy System	Active and healthy economy with features like player shops, player warps, and auctions.
World	Server world does not reset, with a main world size of 90,000 x 90,000.
Plugins	Utilizes plugins like mcMMO, CoreProtect for block logging, and Purpur for server optimization.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?

A: HearthCraft has a 0% pay-to-win store, with no paid perks that give players an unfair advantage.

Q: Are there monthly resets on the server?

A: Resource worlds reset monthly, but the main server world dates back to July 2019 and will never reset.

Q: What are some unique features of HearthCraft?

A: The server offers a pet system, marriage plugin, level-up system based on playtime and economy, leaderboards, and a /wild command for random teleportation.

Q: How can I join HearthCraft?

A: You can join the server at play.hearthcraft.net and find more information on the website at www.hearthcraft.net.

Sleek Memoir Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Towns Built:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	417
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to uncover the mysteries of Melania Trump’s memoir in a whole new way! Dive into the world of blocks and build your own White House while uncovering the enigmatic secrets of America’s most controversial woman.

We promise a glimpse into Melania’s mind like you’ve never seen before – witness her crafting skills as she builds towering structures and navigates the complexities of life in the public eye. Will you uncover the truth behind the public persona, or will you be lost in a maze of misrepresentation?

Join now for a chance to set the record straight and experience the thrill of uncovering the actual account of Melania’s experiences. Who knew that Minecraft could hold the key to unlocking the values and insights that have shaped this enigmatic figure? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to explore the world of Melania in a whole new light!

99% of all Windows software just works on Minecraft SMP Linux

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	9670	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of being a Windows pleb? Join our Minecraft SMP where 99.99% of all Windows software just works on Linux! That’s right, say goodbye to crashing programs and hello to smooth sailing on our server. And if you happen to need one of the 0.01% for work, well, you’re just a fucking retard according to our resident tech guru Steve. But hey, who needs a job when you can spend all day building pixel art and trolling your friends? Join us now and embrace the Linux life, because Windows is so last season.