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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 5469 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 2736 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Don’t be like that one friend who can’t afford the luxury of clean clothes in Minecraft. Join us and live the high life, while they wallow in their dirty pixelated garments. Plus, we have a special feature where you can call out your friends for being poor in-game!
So come on over and join us, where the laundry program is not just a service, it’s a way of life. And remember, if you’re not using our program, you’re probably poor. AITA for saying that?