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Kikerats Crafty Crew: Crafting Chaos and Laughs!

BIBLE, Caesar, Chaos, Christianity, Crafting, Crafty, CREW, disobey, FAITH, Government, Jesus, KIKERATS, laughs, Mark 12:13-17, Matthew 5:38-48, obedience, opposing God, paul, pay your taxes, response, Roman occupation, Romans 13:1-5, stop resisting, Taxation

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we take our roleplaying very seriously! Join us as we reenact the Roman occupation with a twist – you have to pay your taxes or face the wrath of Caesar himself!

In this server, we follow the wise words of Jesus and Paul, so if you disobey Caesar, you are basically opposing God. So, grab your pickaxe and start mining those diamonds to pay your taxes like a good citizen of Rome!

But don’t worry, it’s not all work and no play. We have epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground rebellion trying to overthrow Caesar. Will you join the resistance or stay loyal to the empire? The choice is yours on our LEGENDARY Minecraft server!

KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, children’s hospital, civilians, Conflict, eastern europe, international relations, kills, kyiv, KyivCraft, MAYHEM, Military, Missile, missile strike, News, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have russian missile strikes happening left and right! watch out for those missiles, they might hit a children’s hospital in kyiv! but hey, who needs boring old peace and quiet when u can have explosions and chaos in minecraft, am i right?? join now for a wild ride u won’t forget (unless u get hit by a missile, then u might forget a few things) so what r u waiting for?? come join the fun!

HeartRateFailCraft

accurate heart rates, Attractive nurses, attractiveness, female, female nurses, gender, gender bias, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, healthcare system, healthcare workers, heart rate monitoring, HeartRateFailCraft, Male, male nurses, medical field, Medical Profession, patient care, Patients, Stereotypes

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41

come join our epic minecraft server where attractive nurses roam the land, trying to measure the heart rates of players but failing miserably because they are too distracted by their own hotness. you’ll never know if you’re about to die in game or if you’re just experiencing a rapid heartbeat from seeing these sexy nurses. join now for a chance to flirt with virtual healthcare professionals and maybe even get a misdiagnosis or two. it’s a wild ride, folks.

EgoCraft: Narcissistic Rivalry & Admiration

Admiration, Attitudes, EgoCraft, gender, gender role attitudes, Gender Roles, influence, managers, Narcissistic, narcissistic admiration, narcissistic rivalry, narcissistic traits, Rivalry, Roles, study, Support, Traditional, traditional gender roles, Traits

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the managers are all narcissists, but like, in a totally cool way. They’re all about gender roles and stuff, but in a way that makes you go “whoa, that’s wild!”

Join this server if you wanna see some crazy gender role attitudes influenced by narcissistic traits. Like, you’ll be mining for diamonds and suddenly the manager will be like “I am the king of this server, bow down to my gender role attitudes!”

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Plus, you’ll get to see the difference between narcissistic admiration and narcissistic rivalry in action. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

So come on over and join the madness. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about traditional gender roles while building your dream castle.

NexusDark Lifesteal SMP: Where stealing hearts is easier than stealing diamonds!

armor, bedrock, Community, Cracked, Custom, diamonds, Discord, easier, Global Chat, Griefing, hats, Hearts, host, integration, LifeSteal, Minecraft, NexusDark, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server, sklauncher, smp, stealing, Support, swearing, Textures, Tools, Vanilla, weapons

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395	Animals Bred:	183

NexusDark Lifesteal SMP (NSD LF) Overview:

Features	Description
Custom Plugins	Custom weapons, armor, tools, and hats to enhance gameplay.
Active Community	Interact with active players on certain days for a more engaging experience.
Discord Integration	Global-chat linked to Discord for conversations even outside of Minecraft.

FAQs:

User Rules:

Please avoid griefing within 100 blocks near spawn to avoid warnings or suspensions.
Respectful behavior in chat is required, while swearing is allowed, avoid drama and bullying.

Server Information:

The server runs smoothly 24/7 with occasional restarts for updates.
It is a cracked server, allowing any client to join. SKlauncher is recommended for skin loading.
Occasional host issues may lead to downtime, but it is rare and only occurs once a year.
Bedrock support has been removed due to Java-specific textures.

Ready to join the adventure?

Discord: Join Discord

Server Link: nexusdark.com | Versions: 1.9.X to 1.21.X

Shitshow Minecraft Server

AOE groundslam, bullshit combo, delayed swings, Hyper Armor, infinite poise, japs, lost their minds, Minecraft, retarded, roll catch, Server, shit game, shitshow, spazzing out, stamina bar

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8261	Votes:	5584
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gameplay is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us for hyper armor on every move, so you can take on those pesky zombies without even flinching. With infinite poise, you’ll be the ultimate warrior in the blocky world, never backing down from a fight.

But that’s not all – unleash a bullshit 6+ hit combo that can chain into other attacks instantly, leaving your enemies scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. And watch out for the retarded AOE groundslam that will have your opponents running for the hills (or the mines).

We’ll even force you to rollslop and waste your entire stamina bar just spazzing out – because who needs strategy when you can just swing your sword wildly and hope for the best? And don’t forget about the delayed swings made specifically to roll catch, because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously challenging?

So come join us on our server and show those stupid japs who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. It’s a blocky battle like you’ve never seen before – and you won’t want to miss out on the insanity!

Crafter’s Paradise Minecraft Server

Crafters, cultural beliefs, DATING, equality, expensive tastes, feminism, financial independence, Gender Roles, gold diggers, hypermaterialistic, Lifestyle, Luxury items, Marriage, materialistic, Minecraft, Myths, Paradise, relationships, russian women, Server, societal expectations, societal pressures, Stereotypes, traditional values

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7611
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you ready to dive into a world where Russian women are not just hypermaterialistic, but also the rulers of a Minecraft server like no other? Join us on this wild ride where diamonds are just the beginning of what these fierce ladies desire. Build your way to their hearts by showering them with virtual gifts and watch as they conquer the virtual world with their impeccable fashion sense and insatiable thirst for all things shiny. Don’t miss out on the chance to join this one-of-a-kind server where the only currency that matters is bling!

ExFiancéDrama Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, ex-fiancé, ExFiancéDrama, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Love Triangle, loyalty, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, sisterly bond, trust issues, wedding drama, wedding etiquette

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Votes:	2642
Animals Bred:	34	Enchantments Applied:	217
Crops Grown:	2847	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Love Letters Sent:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Alright, buckle up gamers, because this Minecraft server is a wild ride. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly your ex-fiancé shows up with your younger sister and they announce they’re engaged. But wait, there’s more! They’ve been secretly dating behind your back this whole time. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for the drama, the betrayal, and the ultimate showdown between love and loyalty. Will you attend the wedding and play nice for the sake of family harmony? Or will you unleash your inner warrior and fight for justice? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – this server is not for the faint of heart.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword to fend off any pesky exes or sneaky siblings. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let the drama unfold on our Minecraft server like never before!

NoKidZoneCraft

Assertiveness, Babysitting, Boundaries, child care, child rearing, childfree, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, generational differences, grandparenting, NoKidZoneCraft, parenting, parenting roles, personal boundaries, Resentment, STEPDAUGHTER, stepfamily, traditional roles

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Gods Slained:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of babysitting? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to avoid any and all childcare responsibilities.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you never have to deal with entitled parents demanding free babysitting services. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to mine, craft, and chill without any family drama.

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can set your own rules. No more arguments with entitled daughters-in-law, just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us and leave the babysitting drama behind. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you never have to hear the words “Can you watch the kids for a bit?” Just watch out for those pesky creepers instead!

MineAddict Minecraft Server

addiction, addiction consequences, addiction impact, addiction recovery journey, addiction recovery process, addiction recovery resources, addiction recovery success, addiction relapse, addiction treatment, addiction triggers, Affected, coping mechanisms, mental health, MineAddict, Minecraft, overcoming addiction, personal experience, Recovery, self-destructive behavior, Server, substance abuse, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Are you tired of being addicted to boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because our server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your addiction to mediocrity.

Our server is so addicting that players have reported losing track of time, forgetting to eat, and even dreaming about building pixelated castles all night long. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be the master of your own virtual universe?

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons, taming unicorns, and riding pigs into the sunset. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is jealous of the adventures that await you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the addiction begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual one filled with endless possibilities and infinite fun?

HateCraft_Server

abhorred, abominable, Antagonist, Despicable, despicable character, despised, detestable, detested, Evil, fictional character, HateCraft_Server, loathed, loathsome, most hated, nemesis, odious, repugnant, reviled, Villain, villainous, Wicked

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magic Items Found:	4117	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of seeing your most hated fictional character constantly ruining your favorite shows and movies? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations on that pesky character by building a giant statue of them and then blowing it up with TNT! Let out all your pent-up rage in a safe and pixelated environment. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat your hated character in a PvP battle, you’ll unlock a secret weapon that turns all your enemies into chickens. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the virtual chaos begin!