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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 8152 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!