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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 7327 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 108 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!