Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

Accusers, Anon, ASK, ass, CONSIDER, creeper, damn, Demand, keep out of prison, Legacy, Minecraft, MONEY, MOTHERFUCKERS, Pay, pay off, Prison, protect legacy, recurring, reoccurring, smp, STOP, stupid, Tax

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

CraftyUkraineWars

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkraineWars, defense policy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global stability, international relations, military aid, military intervention, military support, nato, pay off, peace negotiations, russia, security assistance, Ukraine, US officials, weapons restrictions

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Towns Built:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	5092	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like, “yo, we need more weapons to fight off those bad guys”? well, some US officials are like, “hmm, should we give them more weapons or nah?” but like, imagine if u were on this minecraft server and u could help ukraine get all the weapons they need to kick some serious butt! u could be, like, the hero of the server and save the day! plus, u get to hang out with all these cool peeps who are also fighting for justice and stuff. so, like, join now and be a part of this epic adventure!

ChowderCraft: Soup or Cereal?

CEREAL, chowder recipe, ChowderCraft, Clam chowder, comfort food, Cooking, creamy, creamy chowder, creamy soup, DELICIOUS, Hearty, homemade, milk, milk-based soup, new england, recipe, Savory, seafood, seafood soup, Soup, Traditional

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Animals Bred:	199
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

come join dis minecraft server where we serve up clam chowder like no other! our soup is so epic, it’s like a cereal for your soul! imagine slurping up those creamy, chunky bites while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s a whole new level of gaming experience, like diving into a bowl of deliciousness while fighting off zombies. trust me, once you taste our clam chowder, you’ll never want to leave this server! so come on in and get ready for a wild ride of soup-tastic adventures!

CovidCraft: The Diagnostic Escape

Annals of Internal Medicine, Chronic illness, Covid-19, CovidCraft, diagnostic, diagnostic test, Escape, Healthcare, healthcare professionals, lingering symptoms, long covid, long haulers, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, medical journal, Medical research, pandemic, patient care, post-acute sequelae of SARS-CoV-2, public health, recovery process, researchers, study

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Crops Grown:	9073
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2175
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Votes:	2111	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanted to, like, save the world at the same time? well, this server is the answer to all ur prayers!

join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where u can fight off the evil forces of long covid with ur trusty diamond sword! our researchers have discovered a secret diagnostic test hidden in the depths of the mines, and only the bravest of players can find it and save the world!

but wait, there’s more! not only will u be saving the world, but u will also be able to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle giant chickens in epic boss fights! and if u get tired of all the action, u can relax in our luxurious diamond castle and sip on potions of infinite health.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the hero u were always meant to be! trust us, u won’t regret it.

BarebonesMP: The Vanilla Server for Adults Only (No Kids Allowed, Seriously)

Adults, Allowed, BarebonesMP, Cheating, Community, Creative, Discord, discrimination, Events, Griefing, HACKING, Kids, Map Reset, Minecraft, mob farms, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, resource pack, respectful, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Potions Brewed:	145	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

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BareBonesMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP: play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP: play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord Link: https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
Dynmap: https://map.barebonesmp.com
Website: https://barebonesmp.com/

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terralith and Structory for the overworld
Custom Resource pack
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on August 5th, 2024

Server Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
Be Respectful and kind to other members
Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
The keyword is andesite
No Advertising or Spamming other members
No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

”14 Y/O’s Stupid Minecraft Server”

14 years old, acting strange, Anonymity, Gaming Community, gaming habits, Having Fun, Identity, Minecraft, online behavior, online experiences, online gaming, online identity, online persona, personal growth, playing online video games, pretending to be a girl, SELF AWARENESS, Server, social interactions, stupid, virtual world, yos..

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	250
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of pretending to be someone you’re not in online games? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where everyone is encouraged to be their weirdest, most outrageous selves.

Imagine a world where you can be a talking unicorn riding a flying pig, while battling against a horde of zombie chickens. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a dance party every Friday night with DJ Creepers spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join us now and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you may even discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

SuomiSquad Minecraft SMP: The Finns’ Folly

#Finns, Behavior, Communication, culture, customs, Explaining, finland, FINNISH, Folly, heritage, History, Identity, Language, long tail, Minecraft, national pride, Nordic, people, Scandinavia, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, SuomiSquad, Traditions

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Ores Mined:	9205
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Love Letters Sent:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because on this server, we have a group of Finnish players who are up to some shenanigans that will leave you scratching your head!

Join us if you want to witness Finnish players building giant saunas in the middle of the ocean, riding polar bears into battle, and creating pixel art of famous Finnish landmarks like the Moomin Valley.

But that’s not all! Our Finnish players have a secret underground bunker where they hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, and if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see what the Finnish players have been up to. Just be prepared to answer some tough questions about why they do the things they do!

BrotherlyGrudge Minecraft Server

abandonment, Apology, brother, BrotherlyGrudge, class disruption, college, derailed life, family, guidance counselor, high school, homelessness, kicked out, mad, Minecraft, misunderstanding, music equipment, parents, personal property, Resentment, Server, smoking weed, unresolved conflict, Upset

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and facing homelessness? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been kicked out by their parents for ridiculous reasons like smoking weed or wanting to retrieve their own belongings.

Join us and let go of the past, just like how you can let go of all your worries while playing on our server. Build your dream home, explore new worlds, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being misunderstood by family members.

Don’t let your little brother’s grudge hold you back from enjoying life to the fullest. Come join us and create a new story for yourself, one where you are the hero of your own journey. Who needs a house key when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

DoggyDineDenial

aita, Asshole, bar, Call, Ditched, dog, DoggyDineDenial, Friends, idiot, indoors, LAUGHING, night, Plans, REJECTED, RESERVATION, Restaurant, small dogs, Upscale, upscale steakhouse, wasted time, Weirdo

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	6557	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you tired of being denied entry to fancy restaurants because you brought your pet dinosaur with you? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where all creatures are welcome, no matter how big or small!

Imagine a world where you can dine at a virtual steakhouse with your pet dragon by your side, no questions asked. No more awkward phone calls with friends explaining why your T-Rex couldn’t come in for dinner.

Don’t be like the guy who got ditched by his friend for bringing his dogs to a restaurant, be a part of our server where everyone is free to bring their wildest companions along for the adventure. Who needs friends when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting players and their crazy pets? Join now and unleash the madness!

RIP ChattingCraft SMP

ChattingCraft, Closure, Communication, coping, death, emotional, family, Farewell, final words, Goodbye, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, last moments, Loss, love, Memories, regret, relationships, Remembrance, RIP, smp, Support

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Villages Defended:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you dying of laughter? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even the mobs can’t stop laughing! Join us for epic build battles, crazy pranks, and unforgettable moments. Who needs therapy when you have our server to lift your spirits? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even the ghosts of players past can’t resist coming back for one more laugh! Join now and prepare to die… of laughter!

CraftyCaffeineBoost

alertness, balance, Breakfast, caffeine boost, coffee, CraftyCaffeineBoost, energy drinks, Exercise, Focus, healthy alternatives, hydration, Lifestyle, long-lasting energy, Matcha, morning routine, natural energy, nutrition, productivity, Sleep, tea, wellness

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7379	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	4166
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the virtual world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more energy than a creeper on a sugar rush, so say goodbye to boring energy drinks and hello to non-stop fun and excitement.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Need a caffeine boost to keep up with the chaos? No problem! Our server is powered by a secret potion that will have you bouncing off the walls in no time.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

UkrainianLandGrab Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, UkrainianLandGrab

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the ukrainian forces are dominating like never before! we have captured more land than russia has in ukraine in just one week! it’s like a virtual war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of tanks and soldiers. join us for the ultimate battle for supremacy and see if you can conquer as much land as the ukrainians! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to fight for victory!

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