Paxeast2023 MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Server, Hamas, Politics, Israel, peace process

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and full of crazy adventures? well, this server is the bomb diggity, just like Trump’s plans for Gaza according to some senior Hamas dude. but forget about that drama, let’s talk about why you should join this server, yo.

first off, our server has, like, unicorns and flying pigs everywhere. you can ride on a rainbow unicorn while battling evil flying pigs, how cool is that? not to mention, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds. but beware, there’s a giant chicken guarding it. yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken.

oh, and did i mention that our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? you can build a house out of chocolate and live happily ever after. but watch out for the evil gingerbread men, they’re always up to no good.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest adventures of your life. trust me, it’s gonna be more epic than Trump’s plans for Gaza.

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ShadowFleetRaiders

sanctions, Maritime, Reports, Black sea, Ships

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE WE’LL SEIZE YOUR SHIPS LIKE EUROPE WANTS TO SEIZE RUSSIA’S SHADOW FLEET! YOU DON’T WANT TO END UP LIKE A SHIP WITHOUT A SAIL, DO YA? COME JOIN US FOR EPIC ADVENTURES AND BUILDING MADNESS! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT WILL MAKE YOU JUMP OUT OF YOUR SKIN! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR SHIPS TAKEN AWAY BY EUROPE, THAT IS. SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

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Shroomy Come Up Down Server

psychedelic therapy sessions, hallucinogenic substances, psychological effects, psychedelic mushrooms, cognitive enhancement

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and it’s like stepping into a whole new dimension, man. the colors are so vibrant, it’s like you’re on a psychedelic mushroom trip without actually taking any shrooms.

the come-up is wild, dude. you start off in this crazy world where everything is all trippy and surreal. you’ll be building your little minecraft house and suddenly the blocks start dancing around you, man. it’s like a party in your brain, but in minecraft form.

and then the come-down, oh boy. it’s like coming back to reality after a wild night out. you’ll be wandering around this server, feeling all introspective and deep. you’ll start questioning the meaning of life and the universe, all while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will take you on a journey through your own mind, man, then this is the place for you. come join us and let’s get weird together. peace out, fellow minecrafters.

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Eternal Echoes 1.20.5

Laughter, digital humor, Entertainment, Comedy clips, ylyl

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn your life away? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world where you can unleash your creativity and let your imagination run wild.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic mini-games that will make you laugh until you cry, and challenges that will test your skills like never before.

So why wait? Join now and become part of our wacky community where the only limit is your own insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good time!

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MommaCraft Minecraft Server

social events, Communication, Surprise, friendship, wedding trauma

Are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a baby shower thrown by a pushy mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness.

Join us for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create without any surprise baby showers or wedding dress disasters. Our community is filled with supportive players who won’t throw a fit if you want to plan your own events.

And hey, if you do happen to encounter any two-faced, controlling players on our server, just remember that it’s all in good fun. We promise not to make you cry like those SIX sister-in-laws at a disastrous wedding.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster first. And as for that pushy mother-in-law, well, she’s not invited!

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MomCraftKitchen

Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, lack of resources, generational differences, meal preparation

Are you tired of living in a shithole with no stores nearby and parents who can’t cook to save their lives? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can feast on delicious virtual chicken breasts and vegetables all day long! No more starving to death or dealing with ungrateful parents who can’t even make soup. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about running out of bread or fresh ingredients because our virtual world has everything you need to survive and thrive. So come join us and leave your real-life cooking woes behind – it’s time to level up your culinary skills in the most outrageous way possible!

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WolfPackWars

Nature, wildlife habitat, wildlife behavior, wildlife, Camera

come join our server and you might just spot these rare black wolves roaming around! rumor has it they were actually players who got stuck in wolf form after a crazy glitch in the game. now they’re out there causing chaos and confusion in the polish forest. who knows what other crazy creatures you might encounter on our server! join now for a chance to witness the madness firsthand.

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Repair Bot R Us

wall-e, storytelling, pixar, emotional intelligence, Ethics

join our epic minecraft server where robots roam free and players can become the ultimate repair experts! ever wanted to fix a robot with a wrench made of cheese? well now you can! our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will leave you ROFLing for days.

imagine riding a giant robot unicorn through a field of exploding chickens, all while wearing a helmet made of diamonds and shouting “I AM THE ROBOT WHISPERER!”

our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a robot arm when you need it. so come join us and experience the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Digoxin Cancer Blocker

drug treatment, cardiac medication, Digoxin, Existing cardiac drug, Cancer

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE DIGOXIN FOR YO CANCEROUS SPREADIN’ TUMORS! WE BE DISSOLVIN’ CLUSTERS OF BREAST CANCER CELLS IN OUR PLAYERS, KEEPIN’ DAT METASTASIS AT BAY! JOIN NOW AND SAVE YOSELF FROM SPREADIN’ LIKE WILDFIRE! #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES #CRAZYCLUSTERS #BREASTCANCERWHO

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Subaru’s Enchanted Realm 1.20.3

Passion, role-play, exhilarating., sex, FANTASY

LOL, imagine if Minecraft was a dating sim and you could hook up with Subaru! Join our server for a chance to find out what it’s like to get freaky with a virtual car.

We’ve got pixelated Subarus waiting to fulfill all your wildest fantasies. From off-roading adventures to steamy car washes, this server has it all.

So if you’ve ever wanted to get down and dirty with a sexy Subaru, come on over and rev up your engines. Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a car as your lover?

Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to experience the ultimate automotive romance. Join now and let the love affair begin!

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