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NephewBdayDrama-GoneWrong

aita, baseball game, Birthday, DISRESPECTFUL, family, family members, fat joke, financial strain, insult, mom, nephew, NephewBdayDramaGoneWrong, Pregnant, Quiet, Reprimand, self-conscious, sister, Special, themed cake, TICKETS, Wife

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of giggling boys in the backseat of a car? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like that zebra print skirt on Aunt ____.

Join us for insane adventures, like turning the car around and dropping off disrespectful players at their virtual houses. We don’t tolerate fat jokes or any kind of nonsense here – unless it’s in good fun, of course.

So come on over and experience the thrill of standing up for pregnant wives and zebra print skirts in a world where anything is possible. Who needs baseball games when you can have a virtual birthday party that’ll make your family question your sanity? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CompliSults Minecraft Server

ambiguous compliment, backhanded compliment, Compliment, CompliSults, confusing compliment, contradictory compliment, deceptive compliment, disguised insult, double meaning, fake compliment, fake praise, hidden meaning, insincere compliment, insincere flattery, insincere praise, insult, ironic praise, Minecraft, passive aggressive, sarcasm, Server, twisted compliment, veiled insult

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Crops Grown:	7829	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mines Excavated:	2489	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Endless Night Skies:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

Are you tired of boring old compliments that sound too nice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in giving out compliments that sound like insults! Get ready to be called a “magnificent disaster” or a “beautiful mess” as you explore our world filled with crazy builds and hilarious players. Join now and see if you can decipher which compliments are actually insults in disguise!

CraftyFacts: Smile Edition

amusing, amusing facts, cheerful, CraftyFacts, delightful, Edition, facts, Fascinating, Feel-Good, Fun, Happy, happy facts, Heartwarming, INTERESTING, interesting facts, joy, joyous facts, Laughter, light-hearted, Positive, Smile, Uplifting

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	929353
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have in no time! And if that’s not enough, we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for ultimate camouflage while sneaking up on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land of endless cake and puppies. Don’t miss out on all the fun and laughter, join now and let the madness begin!

ClimateCraft Server

climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate justice, climate policy, climate resilience, climate science, climate solutions, climate summit, ClimateCraft, environmental crisis, extreme weather, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, natural disasters, record temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, UN warning

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

yo, so like, come join our minecraft server cuz the world is literally on fire and the UN is all like “yo, we in climate hell right now.” but don’t worry, on our server, you can escape all that heat and chill in our virtual world where the only thing burning is your desire to build epic structures and mine for diamonds. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might stumble upon him and have a legendary battle. so come on, join us and let’s turn this climate hell into a minecraft paradise!

RuskiRaiders – Funded by Allies

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Deal, Diplomacy, economic aid, european union, financial support, foreign policy, fund, funded, funding, Geopolitical, international relations, nato, political stability, RuskiRaiders, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, security measures, Ukraine, united states, Western Allies

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

yOu know what’s crazier than a creeper blowing up your house? this server, where we have western allies funding Ukraine with Russian assets! join us for a wild ride of political intrigue and explosive battles. Build your own empire and watch out for those sneaky spies trying to steal your diamonds. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else. Come join the madness today!

CraftyCritterClash

animal, Beaten Up, comparison, compassion, CraftyCritterClash, Cruelty, death, emotions, Empathy, empathy towards animals, Ethics, Human, injustice, morality, perspective, societal norms, society, Suffering, tragic, value of life, violence

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Star Shards Collected:	192	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the animals rule and the humans drool! we got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the moonwalk, and sheep breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a panda and a polar bear, then this is the place for you. our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re just fluffy rebels with a cause.

so if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. trust us, you won’t regret it.

LemurBallsCraft

animal physiology, animal research, evolutionary biology, LemurBallsCraft, lemurs, male competition, male dominance, Male lemurs, male reproductive system, mating competition, mating strategies, primate behavior, PRIMATES, reproductive organs, reproductive success, sexual selection, social behavior, social dynamics, TESTICLES, testicular size, wildlife studies

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1604	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

so, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you find out that male lemurs grow BIGGER testicles when there are other males around. like, what even is that? it’s like a lemur party in your pants, dude.

join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.

come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.

Bloom SMP: Where Vanilla is the Second Least Vanilla Thing on the Menu!

Bloom, Community, Creative, Customitems, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, Mature, menu, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Welcome to Bloom SMP
The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features
Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Additional Information
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.

Q: Can I play on Bloom SMP with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.

Q: Are there any in-game events on Bloom SMP?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I get in touch with the staff team for assistance?

A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.

Q: Is the server modded or purely vanilla?

A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.

DragCraft Minecraft Server

drag queens, DragCraft, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Gender norms, gender performance, gender stereotypes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, mistaken identity, not a drag queen, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Items Found:	2467	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Votes:	4651	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a drag queen on steroids – fabulous, fierce, and ready to slay!

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and strut your stuff like a Minecraft supermodel. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Our server hosts weekly drag queen dance parties where you can boogie down with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Drag Queen Dragon, a majestic creature who spits glitter instead of fire. Defeat her in battle and earn the title of Drag Queen Slayer – the most fabulous title in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner drag queen shine! Remember, in this world, it’s slay or be slayed – oh wait, not a drag queen!

Minecraft server: FapCraft – Fapping Together!

66388973, adult content, ANONYMOUS, Buying, Community, discussion, Edition, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping, Fapping Together Thread, forum, ftt, Intimacy, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Pleasure, relationships, schlickin, Server, sharing

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Potions Brewed:	61	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build friendships… and maybe a little something more 😉 Join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where we embrace the art of lewds and the science of fappin’ and schlickin’.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly players who were all just as eager to fap together. They built a giant monument dedicated to the joys of fappin’, complete with a fountain that spurted out lube instead of water. It was a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find special events like the “What’re ya buying? hehehe” edition, where players can trade rare items for even rarer… um, services. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other Minecraft server.

So come join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe your internet connection. 😉