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LootoutCraft Minecraft Server

accessories, Analysis, Character, critique, Customization, Equipment, Evaluation, Feedback, Gaming, Gear, Improvement, loadout, LootoutCraft, Minecraft, opinion, Performance, player, review, Server, setup, strategy, Suggestions, weapons

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Oh, honey, your loadout is so last season! You need to join our Minecraft server ASAP if you want to level up your gear game. We’ve got enchanted diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball and weapons that can slay dragons with just one hit. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a battle royale on steroids. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like never before!

StupidCraft SMP – Are you Blockheads or what?

Blockheads, boomer coins, cryptocurrency, Decision making, diamondhanding, finance, german bond, growth, high risk, investing, long term, opportunity, patience, Risk, second chances, SEI, smp, strategy, stupid, stupidcraft, sui, tier returns, wealth

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Farms Harvested:	595
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! Join us and experience the thrill of $SEI and $SUI giving you second chances to make it big in the virtual world. Forget about boring old diamonds, we’re all about diamondhanding some freaking boomer coins that give you German bond tier returns!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Like the time when a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers on the server and had to team up to save the day. Or when a player built a giant rollercoaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and sent everyone flying into the stratosphere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

NoHabloEspanolMC Server

10. manager, 11. coworker, 12. raise, 13. communication, 14. customer service, 15. language skills, 16. discrimination, 17. work load, 18. cultural sensitivity, 19. job duties, 2. Spanish, 20. customer accommodation, 3. bilingual, 4. Latina, 5. English, 6. first language, 7. retail job, 8. translator, 9. Hispanic customers, aita, NoHabloEspanolMC, Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magic Items Found:	7520	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of being the go-to translator at your retail job without any extra compensation? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all those pesky Spanish-speaking customers behind as you embark on a wild adventure in a world where language barriers don’t exist.

Our server is the perfect place for all bilingual players who are tired of being taken advantage of in the real world. No more being the designated translator for everyone around you – here, you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without the constant pressure to switch between languages.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of bilingual players who have banded together to overthrow the tyranny of the language police. Join us and become part of the resistance – together, we can create a world where everyone is free to speak whatever language they please, without fear of discrimination or exploitation.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say adios to those unfair work practices – it’s time to level up and game on like never before! ¡Vamos!

WeddingCraftExclusion

anger issues, Apologize.., attend or not attend, controlling behavior, Disrespect, distant cousin, family drama, Father, Fiance, Friends, guest list, guilt tripped, hurt feelings, large families, maid of honor, mental health, Planning, relationship issues, stepmom, Wedding, WeddingCraftExclusion

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	170	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this wild family situation! Join us if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a soap opera.

Are you tired of boring weddings? Well, on our server, you can have a Minecraft wedding and not invite your stepmom’s crazy family members! Who needs them anyway? Build your dream wedding venue and invite only the coolest Minecraft players.

But watch out, because just like in this story, family drama can erupt at any moment. Will your dad threaten not to attend your Minecraft wedding unless you invite his distant cousin and her father? Find out on our server!

Join us now for a wedding experience like no other, where the guest list is as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

DreamyNightmare Minecraft SMP

anxiety, chilling, creepy, Darkness, dream analysis, dream interpretation, DreamyNightmare, fear, Haunted, Horror, Minecraft, Night terrors, Nightmares, Panic, phobias, Psychological, scary dream, sleep paralysis, smp, spine-tingling., subconscious, surreal, Terror

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Ores Mined:	635
Villages Defended:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Have you ever dreamt of being chased by a horde of creepers while riding a pig? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare to face the most outrageous nightmares in the blocky world. Who needs sleep when you can have heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps with fellow players? Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your scariest dreams into the funniest stories on our wild and wacky server!

PretendCraft: Fake Fun Zone

conformity, enjoyment, Fake, fake enthusiasm, fake happiness, fake smiles, feigning interest, forced laughter, Fun, going through the motions, hiding true emotions, insincere compliments, keeping up appearances, masking true feelings, peer pressure, playing along, PretendCraft, pretending, pretending for others, pretending to like, putting on a show, social norms, societal expectations, Zone

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of pretending to enjoy boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon.

We guarantee that you will never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re battling a horde of zombie villagers or racing against a pack of speedy llamas. And don’t even get us started on our legendary treasure hunts, where players have uncovered diamond-studded armor and enchanted golden apples that grant wishes (okay, maybe not wishes, but they’re still pretty cool).

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

WarCraftyPutinVsZelenskiy

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, Moscow, president, repelled, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, WarCraftyPutinVsZelenskiy, Zelenskiy

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Star Shards Collected:	295

so, like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz we got all the craziness goin on like zelenskiy tryna start a war with russia in minecraft lmao. we makin russia feel the heat, they tryna repel our incursions but we just keep comin back for more. join us for the ultimate battle of the century, it’s gonna be wild yo. come get in on the action and show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft showdown. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness.

Dino2Chickens: Cassowary Edition

ancient creatures, avian, bird evolution, Birds, cassowary, chickens, Dino2Chickens, dinosaur descendants, Dinosaurs, Edition, emu, Evolution, evolutionary biology, feathers, flightless birds, fossil record, genetic similarities, modern birds, natural history, Paleontology, prehistoric, Scientific theory

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Holy Grails Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

come join our minecraft server where dinosaurs actually did turn into chickens but also cassowaries and emus because why not? we have a crazy mod that lets you ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling creepers with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. our spawn point is a giant disco ball made of diamonds and every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas serenades you. plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on down and join the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Sk8rPhysicsPumpCraft

acceleration, athletic performance, energy transfer, Experimental Study, Friction, gain speed, gravity, kinetic energy, Mechanics, momentum, Motion, optimal pumping strategy, Physicists, PHYSICS., scientific research, Sk8rPhysicsPumpCraft, Skate Park, skateboarders, skateboarding, sports science, Velocity

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Buildings Constructed:	45
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have physicists figuring out the best way for sk8ers to get speed like zoom zoom brrrrrrrr. we got them using their big brain power to help u go fast like sonic on crack. imagine flying through the air like a majestic eagle on a skateboard. we also have secret portals that lead to a dimension filled with talking animals who give u quests to complete. u might even find a magical unicorn who will grant u three wishes, but be careful what u wish for cuz u might end up with a giant chicken as a pet. so come on down to our server and experience the most mind-blowing, speed-boosting, chicken-petting adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but that’s ur problem, not ours.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where we roleplay cleaning up creepers with a mop! Whitelist required.

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, CREEPERS, culture, Deadchest, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Events-hosting, Janitors, Lore, mop, Nations, Plugins, required, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp, story building, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the Discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugins
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

FAQ:

1. Do I have to join the Discord server to play on the Janitor’s Closet?

Yes, joining the Discord server is required. This is where all information and the community are located, and it helps filter out any unwanted players.

2. Are there specific build themes I have to follow?

No, there are no specific build themes to follow on the Janitor’s Closet. You are free to build in any era, genre, or style you prefer.

3. Can I create my own culture or nation on the server?

Absolutely! Players are encouraged to create their own cultures, nations, and stories on the server. It adds to the unique worldbuilding and roleplay experience.

4. How often are events held on the server?

Events on the server vary from lore-related to in-game fun activities. Players can also host their own events once they have an idea and gather participants.