Pauls Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Paul SMP Server Overview:

Server Name	Paul SMP Server
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Player Limit	10-15 Players
Server Features	Vanilla-based with some tweaks
Rules	No griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, item duping. More rules on Discord.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server?

Yes, you are welcome to join the server. Just follow the Discord link provided above.

2. What kind of players are you looking for?

We are looking for friendly players who want to build a community and have fun playing by the rules.

3. Is this server similar to vanilla Minecraft?

Yes, the server is running spigot with some vanilla-tweaks datapacks, but it is very close to vanilla with no game-changing features.

4. What can I do on the server?

You can build your own base, participate in the shopping district, and engage in a diamond-based economy.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, the basic rules include no griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, or item duping. More rules can be found on the Discord server.

Ru Paul’s Drag Race Minecraft SMP

Competition, DRAG, drag community, drag culture, drag queen contestants, drag queens, Entertainment, fashion, latest season, LGBTQ, makeup, Minecraft, Pauls, performance art, popular show, Race, reality competition, reality show, reality tv, ru paul, ru paul’s drag race, smp, talented performers, Television series, tv show

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	9861	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Have you ever wanted to show off your fabulous building skills while strutting your stuff in the latest season of Ru Paul’s drag race? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a chance to compete in epic building challenges while serving looks that will have everyone gagging. Who needs immunity when you have a diamond-studded crown on your head?

But beware, the competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer. Will you be able to outbuild your opponents and sashay your way to victory? Only time will tell on this fabulous Minecraft SMP!

Crafting Queerly: Where even the creepers question their orientation

acceptance, attraction, Crafting, CREEPERS, Diversity, ftm boys, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love is love, non-binary, orientation, queer, Queerly, question.., sexual orientation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, Transgender

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mines Excavated:	2272	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with cute and smol players who have vaginas and think that anal is totally emasculating. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawns in the shape of unicorns! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

ShitCraft: Where Even the Pointless Shitters Have a Purpose!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	3095
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Blocky Celeb Craze

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Coachella Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, where else can you party with creepers and dance with skeletons while listening to the sickest beats in the virtual world?

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been spotted crowd surfing at our virtual music festivals. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive VIP area, where only the coolest players get access to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games like “Zombie Paintball” where you can shoot zombies with rainbow-colored arrows, and “Ender Dragon Racing” where you can ride on the back of an Ender Dragon through obstacle courses. Plus, our moderators are like fairy godmothers, granting wishes and raining down diamond blocks on lucky players.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join the party of a lifetime on Coachella Edition? Come for the music, stay for the mayhem – we guarantee you’ll never want to log off!

NinjaCraft: Where Even the Creepers Bow to Honor

Advanced, Amenities, bathroom, bow, convenience, CREEPERS, culture, design, efficiency, Facilities, forward thinking, futuristic, gender equality, Honor, innovation, Japan, MODERN, NinjaCraft, progress, restroom, society, Technology, Urinals, Women

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	New Chunks Explored:	219693
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Animals Bred:	98	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! We’ve got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got urinals for women because why should guys have all the fun? And our lava parkour course will have you sweating more than a pig in a sauna. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

DreamCraft: Where Creepers Wear Top Hats and Pigs Fly!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ores Mined:	1090
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Animals Bred:	82	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams come alive…literally! Ever wanted to race against a pack of wild tares while debating the existence of atheism? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic races through enchanted forests filled with tares that are faster than lightning. And don’t forget to engage in heated debates about atheism with fellow players as you navigate through treacherous terrain.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can uncover ancient relics and mysterious artifacts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you down there?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious experiences of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SkinnyBlockz: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Confidence, CREEPERS, diet, fat acceptance, fat phobia, fat shaming, fat stigma, N-no fatties, peer pressure, self esteem, self-acceptance, sexual experience, size discrimination, SkinnyBlockz, societal expectations, societal standards, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, virginity stigma, weight discrimination

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! We don’t allow any fatties because our virtual world can’t handle the extra weight. Plus, who needs extra baggage when you’re trying to build the ultimate blocky empire?

Join us for a chance to lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those fatties behind and come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyFrustration: Where breaking blocks is therapeutic and rage-inducing at the same time!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
New Chunks Explored:	346970	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your weird fantasies and desires! Need to distract yourself from wanting to be your step-niece’s pet? Look no further, our server is filled with endless adventures and distractions to keep your mind off of those illegal thoughts. Join us now and let’s build some virtual worlds together, because let’s face it, your step-niece would probably dominate you in Minecraft too!

HandshakeCraft: Where citizenship is earned one shake at a time!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of having to shake hands with strangers just to become a citizen in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks to gain citizenship! That’s right, no more awkward handshakes or small talk, just good old-fashioned block building.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where handshakes are a thing of the past and llamas rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Unicornchads R Us: Where Minecraft Dreams Come to Die

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being betrayed by false idols? Come join our Minecraft server where the only idol you need is the almighty Creeper! Our server is protected by the explosive power of Creeper gods, ensuring that no false idols can corrupt us. Join us and worship the true rulers of Minecraft – the Creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you offer enough TNT sacrifices, you may even summon the legendary Herobrine himself! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us today!

Minecraft Mayhem: Helldivers 2.0 – Digging Deeper into the LOLz!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, get ready for the craziest adventure of your life on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because BILLIONS MUST DIVE into the depths of our server to uncover the hidden treasures and secrets that lie beneath!

Rumor has it that there is a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it and claim the legendary loot that awaits them. Will you be one of the chosen few to discover this mythical realm?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where you can ride through loops and twists at breakneck speeds while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to get your heart racing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Remember, BILLIONS MUST DIVE, and you don’t want to miss out on all the insanity and hilarity that awaits you!