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Broken Catalog Minecraft Server

4chan, BROKEN, broken catalog, CATALOG, catalog errors, community feedback, forum glitches, imageboard, internet forum, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, r9k, reddit, Server, software bugs, technical issues, technology support, Troubleshooting, user complaints, user experience, website functionality, website maintenance, website problems

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Potions Brewed:	118	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Divine Spears Created:	19	Void Gems Collected:	17

Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

Stardust Crusaders Minecraft SMP – The Best JoJo Part in Japan!

Adventure, Anime, Araki Hirohiko, Battles, Characters, crusaders, cultural impact, Dio Brando, fanbase, iconic, Japan, jojo, Jotaro Kujo, long-running series, Manga, Minecraft, part, Popular, smp, stand users, Stardust, Stardust Crusaders, storytelling, Supernatural, unique art style

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Animals Bred:	86
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only adventure you get is digging for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild ride straight out of a JoJo episode! Join us on Stardust Crusaders, where every player is a stand user with their own unique powers. Want to shoot lasers from your eyes or summon a giant chicken to fight for you? Anything is possible in this wacky world!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Stardust Crusaders, a group of players who have banded together to defeat the evil Dio and his army of creepers. Join them on epic quests to uncover ancient relics, battle powerful bosses, and save the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all the JoJo-themed items scattered around the map, you’ll unlock a secret ending where you become the ultimate stand user!

So why wait? Join Stardust Crusaders today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – just watch out for any suspicious-looking vampires lurking in the shadows…

GirlfriendMadnessCraft

aita, Argument, argument resolution, Boundaries, CAR, Communication, Conversation, Coworkers, DISRESPECTFUL, Friend, girlfriend upset, GirlfriendMadnessCraft, high school, job stories, misunderstanding, Principle, relationship, Respect, Trust, Women, work

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Farms Harvested:	653	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we value friendly conversations between coworkers – even if they’re all women in a car at 10:30 PM! Join us for some epic adventures and drama-filled arguments that will leave you questioning the principles of the situation. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a group of coworkers ready to chat about their messed up job horror stories? Don’t be weird, join our server today and show off your respect for virtual friendships! #MinecraftDrama #GirlfriendVsCoworkers

Skillz4SMP: Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, mindfulness, Minecraft, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skillz4SMP, smp, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9918
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Towns Built:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama trainers who communicate with these majestic creatures through interpretive dance and llama-themed karaoke nights. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve serenaded a llama with a heartfelt rendition of “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston. So come join us and unlock your inner llama whisperer – your llama army awaits! 🦙💃🎤 #LlamaWhispererSquadGoals

BlockyBootyMinecraft

awkward humor, BlockyBootyMinecraft, breaking the ice, comedic relief, comedic timing, Embarrassing moment, fart joke, farting etiquette, farting in public, flatulence, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny situations, humor, humorous reactions, jokester, Laughter, social awkwardness, witty comebacks, witty remarks

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	2322

Are you tired of farting in front of people and getting weird looks? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special command that lets you fart in-game and make everyone laugh instead! Join us for a gas-tastic time filled with hilarious moments and unforgettable memories. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart enough times, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly with your own gas propulsion system. So come on over and let the farting festivities begin!

MethaneMayhemCraft

coal mine explosion, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion aftermath, fatal incident, hazardous gases, industrial accident, industrial disaster, iran, methane gas, methane leak, MethaneMayhemCraft, mining accident, multiple deaths, rescue operation, safety regulations, Tragedy, tragic event, Underground mining, worker fatalities, workplace safety

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	20

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE PROMISE NO METHANE LEAKS OR COAL MINE EXPLOSIONS! UNLESS YOU WANT THAT FOR SOME REASON, THEN WE CAN ARRANGE IT. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MINE THAT’S TOTALLY SAFE, UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF CREEPERS. IN THAT CASE, GOOD LUCK! ALSO, OUR PIG RACES ARE LEGENDARY – YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A PIG ON A RACE TRACK. SO JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILLS, SPILLS, AND CHILLS OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD!

Brain Block Fatigue Fun

BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain structure, FATIGUE, Fun, long covid, long tail tags, mental fatigue, neural mechanisms, Physical fatigue

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mines Excavated:	3389	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

so, liek, u know how when u play minecraft for, liek, 10 hours straight and ur brain feels all mushy and u can’t even think straight anymore? well, that’s, liek, totally normal on this server, but in, liek, a good way!

u see, our server is, liek, scientifically proven to make ur brain do all sorts of crazy things. we got, liek, brain structure and function stuff going on that will blow ur mind. literally. u will be so confused and disoriented that u won’t even know which way is up anymore. it’s, liek, a rollercoaster for ur brain, but, liek, in a good way!

we got mental fatigue, physical fatigue, all the fatigues u could ever dream of. and each one is, liek, linked to different brain connectivity patterns. it’s, liek, a puzzle for ur brain to figure out. u will be so entertained trying to make sense of it all that u won’t even realize u’ve been playing for, liek, 24 hours straight.

so, if u wanna join a server that will mess with ur brain in the best way possible, then, liek, come join us. but be warned, u may never be the same again after experiencing the insanity that is our server. it’s, liek, a wild ride that u won’t want to get off of. so, come join us and let ur brain do all the thinking for once. it’s gonna be, liek, a blast!

SpeedVanilla

agility, competitive gameplay, crystal pvp, Fast-paced, Hardcore Pvp, Intense battles, Loot, Player vs Player, pure vanilla, PvP, PvP battles, pvp server, Raiding, Rivalry, Skill-based PvP, strategy, Survival, survival skills, sword pvp, Unforgiving environment, vanilla minecraft, Victory

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	150
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Welcome to SpeedVanilla, the ultimate destination for fast-paced, pure vanilla Minecraft gameplay! Here, the thrill of Crystal PvP takes center stage, where agility and strategy are key to dominating the battlefield. At our specially designed spawn area, players can engage in intense Crystal PvP and sword PvP battles, honing their skills before venturing out into the wild.

No land claims, no mercy—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft at its finest. Forge your path in a world where every player is your rival. Raid, loot, and battle your way to the top, testing your survival skills in an unforgiving environment. Will you rise to become the most formidable force in the server, or will you be another casualty in the relentless pursuit of victory?

speedvanilla.com

NerdyDudeGuy11 s Server

1.12.2, co-owned, Community, Creative, Discord, Discordsrv, Forge, ironswordX, Listing, luckperms, members, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Neoforge, NerdyDudeGuy11, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, SpongeForge, Survival, welcome, Whitelist

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to NerdyDudeGuy11’s modded minecraft 1.12.2 server! Co-owned by ironswordX (the one who owns this listing!), we are looking for new members to join our community! Alongside forge, we also use SpongeForge for some plugins such as LuckPerms and DiscordSRV! The modpack for forge (and NeoForge if you use it!) can be found in the discord server.

142.44.227.82:25597

Last Exile Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, anime classics, anime memories, anime nostalgia, Anime Series, childhood memories, classic anime, Exile, forgotten anime, forgotten classics, forgotten favorites, Forgotten Gems, forgotten series, Forgotten shows, Last Exile, Minecraft, Nostalgia, remembered shows, rewatch, Sci Fi, Server, Steampunk

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2284
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ores Mined:	5755	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8264
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can relive the epic adventures of Last Exile in blocky form! Join us and soar through the skies on your own badass airship, battling sky pirates and exploring mysterious floating islands.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the human players. Will you join forces with the animals or fight against them in an epic battle for control of the server?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have Last Exile in Minecraft form?