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CraftyCrashMC: Sao Paulo Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Villages Defended:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we crash planes in brazil for fun! 😂🛩️💥

we got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide 💃🕺

build your own world where gravity is just a suggestion and lava flows like a chocolate fountain 🌋🍫

join now for a chance to ride a dragon to the moon and back 🐉🌙

warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to mine diamonds for days on end 💎💎💎

don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! join now before the llamas take over and start a revolution 🦙🔥🤯

what does he do? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Buildings Constructed:	36	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of llamas and a gang of creepers over who gets to wear the diamond armor! Trust us, it’s llama drama at its finest. Plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to ride pigs like a pro rodeo clown. So saddle up and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves a chicken leading a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the sheep king. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and wild shenanigans that await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

‼️go.landymine.ru 19132 FREE VIP FOR EVERYONE ‼️ Minecraft server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	5940
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Divine Spears Created:	12	Star Shards Collected:	277
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

⛏ LandyMine – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:

► Anarchy

► Mini games

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⚡️ ip: go.landymine.ru Port: 19132

✨ Version: 1.20+

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► Anarchy – Rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is Anarchy. Unlike Vulture or Survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privates are made in the form of blocks that have their own range and rarity.

► What is unique about this server?

Constant development and addition of new things

Full emphasis on players and comfort of the game. Thematic nature of the project and Uniqueness of modes.

The best protection against all types of attacks

Server stability

Direct communication with management and responsiveness

We work from 2022

✠ Choosing LandyMine means choosing the best server.

Come visit us ➥ go.landymine.ru 19132

go.landymine.ru:19132

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise! Join us for a chance to tame your very own explosive feline companion and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this rare and valuable creature?

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our Nether realm where the pigs have learned how to fly and the zombies break out into dance numbers. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and see why players are saying “You Laugh, You Lava (YLYL)!” Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other.

I Look Forward To Pooping Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Animals Bred:	168
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take pooping to a whole new level! Not only do we have epic builds and crazy adventures, but we also have a secret underground bathroom that rivals the fanciest spa in town. And guess what? We have a resident poop expert who will teach you the art of perfect pooping techniques!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a mysterious player who goes by the name “BTC Bandit.” Legend has it that this player has 5 BTC hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most skilled players. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us for a wild ride of pooping, treasure hunting, and all-around craziness on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the poop-tastic fun!

LifeForge

Active, Adrenaline, Bosses, Cash prizes, Challenges, Community, daily challenges, Economy, Elitemobs, Events, Friendly, LifeSteal, Missions, PvE, PvP, Rewards, RPG, Shop, Survival, Unique Equipment

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

LifeSteal System: Lose and win hearts by defeating or being defeated! Each death can cost (or grant) life points, making survival even more exciting.

EliteMobs: Face personalized mobs, with unique powers and challenges, that evolve with you. Complete missions, earn rare prizes and test your skills against epic bosses!

Exclusive Features: PvP and PvE events to measure your strength against the best players and legendary mobs. Economy and Shop to exchange resources and acquire unique equipment. Missions and Rewards, including cash prizes, for those who complete daily challenges!

Why play at LifeForge? Our server is ideal for those who love challenges and want to feel the adrenaline of Survival with an RPG touch. Join an active and friendly community that is always looking for the next challenge!

jogar.lifeforge.xyz

Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ores Mined:	7348	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Emeralds Found:	6572	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

”WE POPPIN” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mines Excavated:	3458	Enchantments Applied:	212
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the ruler of the server. But then, a group of rebels formed a secret underground society dedicated to overthrowing the potato dictator. It was epic, it was intense, and it was all happening on our server.

But that’s not all! We’ve got treasure hunts, prank wars, and even a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we poppin’ and we ain’t stoppin’!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Secret Passages Found:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to Esempee, the ever-evolving Minecraft SMP where adventure and community thrive!

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Join Esempee today and become part of a growing, dynamic community!

play.esempee.com

5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6643	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip about our server? Apparently, there are 5 guys running around causing chaos, and one of them is dating a fleshtuber named Criken! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas. Rumor has it that the llamas are plotting to take over the server and turn everything into a llama paradise. Are you brave enough to stop them?

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples all over the map. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing on our server!

Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!