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Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

assured, blocky, Calm, Casual, Chill, collected, Composed, CONFIDENT, Cool, easygoing, indifferent, laid back, McBlockface, mom, nonchalant, poised, Relaxed, self-assured, self-confident, Serene, Suave, Thinks, unflappable, unruffled, Youre

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magic Items Found:	2373
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

BROWN, Hand, Hindu, India, Indian Immigration, Invaders, lolz, Minecraft, Political, rakesh, Sati, Server, Shit, STOP HINDU INVADERS, tranny, White

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Crops Grown:	4070
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

employee dissatisfaction, employee guidance, employee supervision, factory hierarchy, factory operations, factory work, ineffective management, laborer supervision, lack of leadership, madness, managerial accountability, managerial incompetence, managerial responsibilities, middle management criticism, middle managers, Minecraft, production oversight, question.., supervisors, SURVIVE, task delegation, training new employees, warehouse management, workplace inefficiency

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Secret Passages Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1068	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

1. Know the difference, Awareness, Clarity, cognition, comprehension, Crafty, creeper, Difference, differentiate, Discernment, discrimination, distinction, DISTINGUISH, education, Expertise, Insight, intelligence, Interpretation, knowledge, learning, Perception, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Astral Projections Made:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

american history, civil war, confederates, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, Crafty, democrats, Democrats vs Confederates, flag controversy, flag symbolism, flies CSA flag, History, Interpretation, Minecraft, partisan politics, party affiliation, Political, political beliefs, political commentary, rule, Southern Democrats, Southern heritage, Symbolism, world

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	333	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5497
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6857
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

Apathy, avoidance, blocky, Blunders, denial, long trail tags: indifference, madness, Minecraft, not my problem, Problem, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	7389	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!

CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

CraftyCare, diamonds, Family Support, Gratitude, haircare, personal growth, self care community, self care goals, self care habits, self care inspiration, self care journey, self care mindset, self care motivation, self care products, self care rituals, self care tips, self improvement, self love, self-care, self-care routine, sisterly love., skincare, Time, work

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!