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GolanCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Beirut suburb, Conflict, escalation, football pitch, Golan Heights, GolanCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military Action, Minecraft, Political unrest, RETALIATION, retaliation strike, retaliatory strike, SECURITY, Server, Tension, violence

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	96	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

join our epic minecraft server where we blow up virtual football pitches in golan heights and then launch retaliatory strikes in beirut suburbs! because why not? come join the chaos and destruction, it’s a blast! literally. plus, our admins are like real-life superheroes, they can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this insane adventure. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world like a boss. let’s do this!

BeirutBoomCraft

Beirut, beirut blast, Beirut crisis, beirut explosion, BeirutBoomCraft, blast, breaking news, Capital city, Crisis, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, global impact, international news, Lebanese capital, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, News, Reuters, Tragedy, Witness

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Zombie Dances:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

OMG u guyz, dis server iz da bomb…literally! We got explosions like in Beirut, but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun! Join us for some explosive PvP battles and watch out for flying creepers! It’s a blast, literally! Join now and feel the adrenaline rush as you dodge TNT and fight off mobs in our crazy world. You won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on and join the chaos!

ExistenceCraft

Being, Birth, chance, Cosmic, destiny, Existence, ExistenceCraft, fate, Humanity, infinitesimal, infinitude, Life, Miracle, Odds, philosophy, Probability, Reality, statistics, Universe

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

yo, welcome to dis crazy minecraft server where the odds of havin a good time are 10000000000000%!!! like, dude, imagine if you never existed on dis server, that would be like, the saddest thing eva. but don’t worry, cuz here, we make sure everyone exists and has a blast!

join dis server if you wanna experience the most epic adventures of all time. we got dragons flyin around, unicorns doin the cha-cha, and creepers throwin surprise parties. it’s like a wild circus mixed with a fantasy land on steroids.

and get this, on dis server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even become best friends with a talking potato. yup, you heard me right, a talking potato. his name is spud and he’s got some epic stories to tell.

so come on down to our server, where the odds of never having fun are 0.00000000000000002%. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a place where llamas rule the world and diamonds grow on trees? it’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and bacon.

DepressCraft: A Dementia-Free Zone

aging, brain health, cognitive decline, correlation, dementia, DementiaFree, DepressCraft, depression, health outcomes, long-term effects, long-term study, Medical research, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health research., mental illness, Mental well-being, neurological disorders, Psychology, research, risk factors, statistics, Zone

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Animals Bred:	85	New Chunks Explored:	909218
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

so like, u know how minecraft is like ur escape from reality, right? well, this server is like ur escape from ur escape! join us and u will enter a world where depression is ur superpower!

u heard that right, folks! research has shown that if u start off depressed, u have a 74% higher chance of developing dementia! but on our server, that’s a good thing! forget building houses and mining for diamonds, here u will be mining for memories and building a fortress of forgetfulness!

imagine a world where u can’t remember where u put ur pickaxe or what u were doing 5 minutes ago. that’s the kind of fun u can expect on our server! join us now and lose ur mind in the best way possible!

Procrastinatwoflation – where we never get around to fighting on our plain old server

1.21, Dedicated, Discord, discord server, Discordsrv, Essentials, Fighting, Ip:, java, Link, Machine, Mill, Minecraft, ngrok, Plain, Player Base, Procrastinatwoflation, PvP, RAM, RUN, Server, Spigot, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Buildings Constructed:	50
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Spigot with Essentials and DiscordSRV
RAM	16GB dedicated
Minecraft Version	1.21 (Java)

Join us and come procrastinate!

Ip: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172

Discord: https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server always running?	Yes, the server runs on a 16GB RAM dedicated machine.
What plugins are installed?	Essentials and DiscordSRV are installed on the server.
How can I join the server?	Use the IP address provided: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

BigTittyFauna Minecraft Server

BigTittyFauna, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the animals have tiny, disappointing chests? Look no further, because on our server, Fauna has been blessed with some seriously voluptuous assets! Join us for a wild adventure where you can marvel at the incredible cleavage of cows, pigs, and even chickens! Who knew pixelated animals could be so sexy? Don’t miss out on this udderly ridiculous experience – come join us now!

DeafCraft SMP: No Sound, All Fun

accessibility, american sign language, ASL interpreter, assistive technology, cochlear implants, Communication, deaf, Deaf community, deaf culture, deaf education, DeafCraft, deafness, disability, Fun, hard of hearing, hearing impairment, hearing loss, inclusive communication, lip reading, nonverbal, sign language, smp, Sound, speech therapy

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magic Items Found:	4532	Crops Grown:	2347
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7867	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly and gave out hugs instead of exploding. It was a land of pure chaos and hilarity, where anything was possible and nothing was off limits.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken, battle against an army of evil bunnies, and participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is filled with the wackiest and most entertaining players you’ll ever meet, so you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most outrageous and laughter-filled adventure of your life!

EarringEnvy Minecraft Server

childhood earrings, childhood memories, Communication Issues, EarringEnvy, emotional attachment, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, family traditions, generational gifts, gift giving, jewelry, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mother-daughter relationship, personal belongings, sentimental value, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisterly bond, sisterly love.

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of your siblings stealing your childhood treasures? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual world where no one can take your precious items without your permission! Just like those gold earrings that were meant for you but ended up in the wrong hands, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up what’s rightfully yours – whether it’s diamonds, emeralds, or enchanted gear. Stand your ground and show your siblings who’s boss in the ultimate battle for virtual supremacy. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and adventure in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the games begin!

MineCraZyBash

Airbnb, bachelorette party, BANKRUPTCY, budgeting, California, credit cards, Disneyland, evicted, expensive, Family Events, financial responsibility, loan repayment, loans, maid of honor, MineCraZyBash, pre wedding, repossessed vehicles, savings, vacation, Wedding, wedding expenses

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old weddings? Want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server wedding extravaganza? Join our server for the most epic virtual wedding experience ever!

Picture this: you and your Minecraft friends are all dressed up in your best pixelated attire, ready to witness the union of two blocky lovebirds. The bride and groom are decked out in diamond armor, exchanging vows in front of a crowd of creepers and zombies. It’s a wedding like no other, complete with fireworks and a cake made entirely of obsidian.

But that’s not all! After the ceremony, get ready for the wildest bachelorette party in Minecraft history. We’re talking three days in a virtual Disneyland, with an AirBnB made entirely of emerald blocks. Ride virtual roller coasters, explore pixelated castles, and party like it’s 1999 (or 2009, since that’s when Minecraft was released).

Don’t worry about the cost – just take out a virtual credit card and let the fun begin! Who needs real money when you can have a bachelorette party in the world of Minecraft? Join our server now and get ready for the wedding of a lifetime!

HezbollahCraft – Strike and Build!

Attack, Beirut, Beirut bombing, BUILD, Commander, Conflict, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezbollahCraft, international relations, Israel, Israeli defense forces, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, Military, Politics, SECURITY, strike, Terrorism, War

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Animals Bred:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

haha oopsie, wrong target! come join our minecraft server instead, we promise not to bomb you like israel did to beirut. we have epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. also, our admin is a ninja who can do backflips while building a castle. join now or risk getting bombed by mistake!