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JapanCraft: Because Creepers are the Real Enemy

affordable living, cheap food, convenience, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, degree requirement, ENEMY, English teacher, expat benefits, expat life, international experience, Japan, JapanCraft, job satisfaction, language skills, living abroad, low cost of living, no tipping, quality of life, real, salary comparison, teaching English, work abroad

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9045	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with expensive food and tipping culture? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where the only currency is blocks and the only language spoken is gamer speak!

With our server, all you need is a degree (any degree will do) and the ability to speak English (or at least type it in the chat). You’ll be living the high life in no time, just like our English teacher friend in Japan.

Forget about high living costs and tipping woes, on our server you can build your dream house out of virtual blocks and never worry about rent or bills again. Join us today and start living your best virtual life!

Botan’s Blocky Hunt

Anime, blocky, Botans, challenge, Character, chase, danger, Entertainment, Escape, Gaming, hunt, hunting, last watched, Livestream, ONLINE, Shishiro Botan, showdown, STOP, Streamer, Suspense, Target, Thriller, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2685
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Emeralds Found:	1423	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane tasks? Well, look no further because on our server, Shishiro Botan is on the loose and she’s out for blood! The only way to stop her is by teaming up with the last vtuber you watched – whether it’s a singing cat or a virtual penguin, they’re your only hope against this virtual menace.

Join our server for the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through dangerous obstacles, uncover hidden secrets, and battle it out with other players to see who will emerge victorious in the epic showdown against Shishiro Botan. And who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock some rare loot or discover a secret passage that leads to untold treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) as you fight to save the virtual world from certain doom. And remember, the fate of the Minecraft universe rests in your hands – no pressure!

Blocky Banter

Analysis, Backlash, bad, banter, blocky, Community, critique, ctrl+f, Disappointment, discussion, Eiyuden, Expectations, Feedback, Gaming, lack of results, letdown, Opinions, reception, Results, RPG, search, video games

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4444	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	36	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in existence – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den

acceptance, appreciation, CHANGE, Community, compassion, CraftyCreepers, Den, Diversity, Empathy, Experience, Gratitude, Help, Humanity, Kindness, perspective, prejudice, racism, realization, stereotype, Support, transformation, Unity

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

> Be me, just your average anti-Mexican dude, thanks to /pol/ and good ol’ Trump

> Driving home late at night, raining cats and dogs

> Of course, I get a flat tire, because why not?

> Trying to channel my inner mechanic, I struggle to get the spare tire out from under my SUV

> Suddenly, a wild Mexican man and his son appear, like guardian angels in a beat-up truck

> They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas

> In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!

Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

Adventure, Athletic, city, commuting, Country, Cruiser board, Decision making, discrimination, Exercise, Fast, FITNESS, Flexible, Fun, Longboard, nimble, outdoor activities, Rollerblades, Transportation, Traveling, Urban mobility, Warning, Wars

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	8385	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	179	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Farms Harvested:	450	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of slow and boring transportation options in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all nimble, flexible, and fast travelers! And don’t worry, we have a strict no unathletic fat niggers policy to ensure only the most athletic and agile players can join our ranks. So hop on board and experience the thrill of zooming through our virtual world at lightning speed! Join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Mom’s Vtuber Server: Where Moms are Forced to Stream Minecraft

Anime, Community, Content Creation, COSPLAY, Entertainment, family involvement, forced, FORCING, Gaming, internet celebrity, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, moms, Mother, ONLINE, Pekomama, Pics, Server, Stream, streaming, trope, virtual, Vtuber, vtuber’s trope

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9168
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Star Shards Collected:	60

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride as we force Vtuber’s mothers to stream their gameplay. That’s right, you’ll get to watch Pekomama herself battle creepers and mine for diamonds while you play alongside her. Can you think of a better Vtuber’s trope? We didn’t think so. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. And don’t forget to post those Pekomama pics – we can never have enough!

Haters Gonna Craft

Community, Craft, culture, discussion, dislike, Entertainment, everyone, games, Gaming, Gonna, hate, Haters, love, Mainstream, Media, Niche, Opinions, Popular, Preferences, Social, trends, unpopular opinion, video games

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	405
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Emeralds Found:	7414

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and features? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can show off their best dance moves while surrounded by sparkling diamonds.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve been to our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty McCraftface: Where the Real Happening is Happening!

#bigmoment, #bringiton, #cantwait, #eventoftheyear, #finallyhere, #gamechanger, #GetReady, #historyinthemaking, #letsgo, #momentous, #readyforit, #realhappening, #thisisit, anticipation, buzzing, Crafty, Epic, EXCITEMENT, Happening, hype, McCraftface, real, Thrilling, UNMISSABLE

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Farms Harvested:	777
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7871	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, get ready for the server that will have you saying “LOL” in no time! This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly near it!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon! Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens! And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server

alpha male, beta male, Chad, Crafty, DATING, envy, first date, Friend, hookup, Jealousy, Lads, lanklet, lanky, Masculinity, Minecraft, relationships, Server, short girl, social dynamics, Stacy, Stacys, Stereotypes, Tall, tall guy, unemployed, Universe

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Towns Built:	4	Buildings Constructed:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!

Crafty Kooky Krew: Where Minecraft meets questionable conspiracy theories!

anti-semitism, Bigotry, Conspiracy, Crafty, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, hate, Historical conflicts, ignorance, injustice, intolerance, Jews, Kooky, Krew, meets, Minecraft, prejudice, Questionable, racism, Religion, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Supremacy, theories, white men

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness epic battles between Jews and white men as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the Jews finally get their revenge on those pesky white men? Or will the white men prevail and build the biggest, baddest castle you’ve ever seen? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server. So come on, join the madness and see who comes out on top!