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Help Me Minecraft Server

Asking for help, can’t handle it alone, can’t manage on my own, feeling alone, feeling helpless, feeling lost, feeling overwhelmed, Minecraft, need a helping hand, need assistance, needing a hand, needing support, overwhelmed, reaching out, reaching out for help, requiring aid, seeking assistance, seeking guidance, Server, Struggling, support needed

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Love Letters Sent:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

Anon, bonus points, Bottom, damaged, Downloads, Favorite, gf, gfwifetrib, letter, Marriage, Minecraft, name.., Nice, pic, Relevant, Save, SAVED, Share, smp, Thread, Threads, trib, Wife

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	403	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

RageCraft: Instant Trigger

anger, annoyance, buttons pushed, emotions, Enrage, Frustration, hot-button issues, Incense, infuriate, INSTANT, irk, Irritation, Pet Peeves, provoke, quickest, RAGE, Ragecraft, temper, tick off, trigger, triggers, Upset, vex

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Animals Bred:	41
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

activism, B.C, Canada, condemn, Condemnation, controversy, Creepercraft, cry, death to Canada, discrimination, extremism, freedom of speech, Government, Hate Speech, Leaders, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, public outcry, Rally, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	370
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Alien Abductions:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

aggression, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Crisis, eastern europe, escalation, flames, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic bases, Tension, Territory, Ukraine, Urals, War

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Runes Activated:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

Canada, citizenship, Country, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, expat, Foreign, Global, happen, Identity, immigration, International, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, North America, Relocation, smp, society, Traditions, travel

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Emeralds Found:	1476
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

Argument, babysitter, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dog, DoggyDaycare, Expectations, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, night out, not paying, parenting, payment, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

NoApologiesMC

acceptance, Apology, Assumptions, bullying, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, discrimination, Empathy, false accusations, grudges, high school reunion, Homophobia, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, NoApologiesMC, reconciliation, Rumors, senior year, tolerance

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPeenPalace

attraction, Boundaries, Communication, consent, digital communication, emotions, female perspective, Intimacy, male perspective, Men, modern dating, nudes, online dating, PixelPeenPalace, privacy, reddit, relationships, Respect, sexting, sexting culture, sexting etiquette

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	198	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!