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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 2668 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Our server is the perfect escape from real-life family feuds and misunderstandings. No more getting yelled at for leaving a safety harness on a puppy for a few extra minutes – here, the only thing you’ll be yelled at for is not building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano!
Join us and leave behind the stress and hormones of the real world. Build epic structures, go on quests with your friends, and never worry about being called lazy or unreliable again (unless you forget to feed your virtual pet pig, of course).
So come on over to our server and leave the negativity behind. Who needs real family drama when you can have virtual adventures and fun? Plus, our in-game babies are way cuter than real babies – just saying!