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Divine Haven 1.20

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of boring servers that don’t respect the Founding Fathers like the true chads they were, then you gotta join our Minecraft server! We’re all about that high IQ, based, chad energy here.

Forget about those cringe Christcucks, we’re all about separating church and state like the Founding Fathers intended. Thomas Jefferson knew what was up when he made the Jefferson Bible – no miracle bullshit, just Christ’s sick teachings.

Join us and be part of the greatest country this world has ever seen – virtually, of course. George Washington would’ve been a Minecraft pro, trust me. So, if you wanna respect the legacy of these legendary dudes, join our server and let’s game like true chads!

Best Site To Watch The Tyson Paul Fight Tomorrow Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	179	Void Gems Collected:	26
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Emeralds Found:	7344	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2129	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Looking for a place to watch the Tyson Paul fight tomorrow? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP server! Not only can you catch all the action-packed punches and drama of the fight, but you can also witness our resident PvP champion take on a horde of angry zombies armed only with a wooden sword and a carrot. Trust us, it’s a sight you won’t want to miss! So join our server now for the best fight night experience of your life – just don’t forget to bring your popcorn and diamond armor!

Ron Paul Coin Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8347
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Our base is so epic that it’s been raided twice in one day – now that’s what we call a challenge!

Join us if you dare to face off against the craziest players in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got players who can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes and others who can tame a herd of creepers with just a carrot. And don’t even get us started on our resident prankster who once turned the entire spawn area into a giant lava pit just for fun.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it that she’s been seen flying around our base trying to join our PvP battles. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

anger, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, bros, brotherhood, confusion, emotional pain, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling deceived, feeling hurt, feeling lost, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, Minecraft, paul, pquotWhy, questioning motives, regret, Revenge, seeking answers, seeking closure, Seeking Justice, SMPquotp

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

RIP Paul Harrell Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama through a maze of lava while being chased by a pack of dancing zombies. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Watch as he tells jokes that are so bad, they’ll make you wish you were back in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

Crafty, Dawn, Dawntrail General, fantasy world, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming Community, Goblet W16 P15, Linkshells, male midlander alliance, Marilith, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, online gaming, patch notes, paul, Resources, Server, Spooky Club, The Rising, Trail, upcoming meetups, virtual world, world’s end

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of being the only male midlander in your server? Join our alliance of male midlanders and dominate the virtual world together! Our patch notes are so lit, they’ll make your diamond sword look like a wooden stick. And don’t even get me started on our resources, free companies, and linkshells – they’re so OP, even Herobrine would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! The Rising event is coming up, and you don’t want to miss out on all the epic loot and quests. And if you’re feeling social, come join us at our upcoming meetup at Marilith in Goblet W16 P15 – it’s gonna be lit, fam.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those noob servers behind and join the coolest alliance in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships in our alliance are even stronger. Let’s do this! 🤣🎮 #MaleMidlanderAlliance #MinecraftMadness

ConcertTicketFOMO

Accommodation, Apology, Breakup, concert tickets, ConcertTicketFOMO, Dana, DATING, eras tour, friendship bracelets, group activity, Group Chat, immature, kindergarten, Kyle, left out, making bracelets, paul, Taylor Swift, thank-you picnic, ungrateful, Value

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement! Just like the Taylor Swift concert group chat, you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next.

We have Kyle, Paul, and Dana as our main characters – and let me tell you, their adventures are more entertaining than a soap opera. From friendship bracelet making sessions to unexpected ticket changes, you’ll be on the edge of your seat wondering what will happen next.

But don’t worry, we promise not to leave you on read like Dana did. Join us for a server full of laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of immaturity (but in a fun way, of course). Who needs Taylor Swift when you have this level of entertainment? So come on, join us and let the craziness begin!

CraftyRookie Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Zombie Dances:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server has it all! Join us for the best virtual experience of your life, where Eris has the best pixelated tits and body, Silphy has legs for days, and Roxy is known for giving the best virtual…um, hugs! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Paul Heyman’s WWE Minecraft Madness: Roman, Jimmy, Jey, and Sami Edition

Absolute Kino, Champions, Edition, Entertainment, Heymans, Jacob Fatu, Jey, Jim Cornette, jimmy, Legends, madness, managers, Minecraft, paul, Paul Heyman, Rivalry, Román, Sami, Solo, sports, tag teams, Tama, tanga, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where Roman Reigns, Jimmy and Jey Uso, and Sami Zayn are managed by Paul Heyman, facing off against Solo, Tama Tonga, and Jacob Fatu managed by Jim Cornette.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Witness Roman Reigns building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft, with Paul Heyman as his loyal architect. 2. Watch Jimmy and Jey Uso pull off the most epic pranks on unsuspecting players, all while Sami Zayn provides hilarious commentary. 3. Join Solo, Tama Tonga, and Jacob Fatu as they embark on a quest to find the rarest diamonds in the game, with Jim Cornette yelling at them every step of the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where drama, comedy, and chaos collide in the most epic showdown of all time!

Kikerats Crafty Crew: Crafting Chaos and Laughs!

BIBLE, Caesar, Chaos, Christianity, Crafting, Crafty, CREW, disobey, FAITH, Government, Jesus, KIKERATS, laughs, Mark 12:13-17, Matthew 5:38-48, obedience, opposing God, paul, pay your taxes, response, Roman occupation, Romans 13:1-5, stop resisting, Taxation

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	478
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we take our roleplaying very seriously! Join us as we reenact the Roman occupation with a twist – you have to pay your taxes or face the wrath of Caesar himself!

In this server, we follow the wise words of Jesus and Paul, so if you disobey Caesar, you are basically opposing God. So, grab your pickaxe and start mining those diamonds to pay your taxes like a good citizen of Rome!

But don’t worry, it’s not all work and no play. We have epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground rebellion trying to overthrow Caesar. Will you join the resistance or stay loyal to the empire? The choice is yours on our LEGENDARY Minecraft server!

CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Farms Harvested:	697	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Void Armor Forged:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

BlockBusterBlues

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Animals Bred:	79
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

MicroCraftMedicine

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Void Gems Collected:	13	Astral Projections Made:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10

LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

altered states, Consciousness, dmt, emotional breakthroughs, enlightenment, harmine, higher consciousness, Insight, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minds.., Minecraft, mystical, mystical experiences, non-dual awareness, placebo, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, Self Discovery, Server, SPIRITUAL, Transcendence, well-being

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

Anime, Band, celebration, cute, EXCITEMENT, Friends, Fun, Happy, high school, Japanese culture, K-On, Minecraft, MONDAY, Mugi, Mugi Kotobuki, Mugi Monday, Mugi-chan, Music, school life, slice of life, smp

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	110	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2177

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

Banquet, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, compassion, dad, Dilemma, dining out, eating out, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, favorite restaurant, food allergies, food choices, HangryCraft, Resentment, Restaurant, sibling bond, Steppie, stepsiblings, stepsiblings’ mom, uncle

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Towns Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

MemoryMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2470
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

BlockyHeartbreak

BlockyHeartbreak, Breakup, Closure, Communication Issues, compatibility, emotional baggage, healing, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, lessons learned, letting go, moving on, new beginnings, personal growth, relationship, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, starting over, trust issues, unresolved issues

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ores Mined:	4590	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mines Excavated:	4086	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

so, liek, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the macarena. u wanna know why? cuz our server is run by a secret society of llamas who have magical powers. yep, u heard me right. these llamas can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a diamond pickaxe that never breaks? they gotchu. wanna ride a dragon into battle? they gotchu.

but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken. this beast is half chicken, half enderman, and all trouble. if u can defeat it in battle, u will be granted with the power of unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

oh, and did i mention our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty epic. u gotta build ur way up to the top and claim ur spot as the ruler of the skies. but beware, there are flying creepers up there too. they explode in glitter and rainbows, but still, watch out.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the llama magic begin!