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Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	49
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4003	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Dragons Tamed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchantments Applied:	223
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Votes:	7767	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Buildings Constructed:	41
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Alien Abductions:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ores Mined:	7608	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9518
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7064
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	1265	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮