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SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+

aging and sexuality, Crafting, elderly sexuality, Intimacy in Later Life, Masturbation, Mining, People over seventy, senior sex life, SeniorCraft, sex, sexual activity in older adults, sexual activity in seniors, sexual behavior in older adults, sexual desire in seniors, sexual experiences in old age, sexual function in elderly, sexual health in old age, sexual pleasure in old age, sexual relationships in older adults, sexual satisfaction in older age, sexual wellness in seniors, sexuality and aging, sexuality in the elderly

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for the young at heart – people over seventy!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.

From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.

CraftyVWTaxDodge

Automotive Industry, corporate taxes, court case, CraftyVWTaxDodge, India, international business, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal filing, tax assessment, tax controversy, tax demand, Tax Dispute, tax evasion, tax laws, tax liabilities, tax litigation, tax regulations, Volkswagen, Volkswagen India

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than volkswagen suing india for $1.4 billion!!! our community is lit af and always causing chaos like a bunch of wild monkeys on crack. we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. plus, our admins are like gods who will grant your wildest wishes (as long as it involves minecraft, sorry they can’t make you rich or famous). so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect

activities, altered brain connectivity, anhedonia, Brain, brain function, brain imaging, Connect, depression, emotional processing, emotional well being, enjoyment, Food, hobbies, mental health, mental illness, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, Pleasure, Portal, psychological disorders, research study, social interactions

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	110	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

so, like, have you ever been, like, so bored that even minecraft doesn’t bring you joy anymore? well, we got the server for you! come join us and experience a whole new level of pleasure and enjoyment that will blow your mind!

our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.

we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

SoftSlayer

application, Arena, Cheating, chill environment, Contests, Creative, Discord, Events, Griefing, harassing, library, market, Parkour, PvP, Resource, rules, smp, SoftSlayer, stealing, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7579
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	softslayer.com

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

Join our discord server!

About Us

SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.

Features

Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation
Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world
Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! (Just reset!)
Death Valley: Endgame, high-risk high-reward custom PvP arena
Library full of books written by players since 2012
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and much more!

Rules

We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉

Join Us

Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!

Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2

1.20.2, accident, cabinet, clean up, funny, Household, humor, Mess, Mischief, mischief maker, Mischievous, mishap, mistake, Naughty, Oops, prank, shondo, silly, silly water, Spill, Trouble, troublemaker, Water

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Star Shards Collected:	94	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is like a magical cabinet filled with silly water, but instead of water, it’s filled with epic adventures and crazy surprises.

Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!

DadTax-Free Minecraft Server

alcoholism, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, DadTaxFree, drug addiction, emotional baggage, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial Stability, financial support, generational trauma, Minecraft, MONEY, parental issues, personal boundaries, relationships, self-care, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dealing with your dad’s constant money requests! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no annoying phone calls asking for cash.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).

So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!

BabyDaddyDaycare

#breastfeeding, anger, baby, BabyDaddyDaycare, Backup Plan, Communication, Conflict, Dinner, Friends, frozen breastmilk, gym, Instructions, leaving baby, maternal leave, parenting, partner, relationship, Resentment, silent treatment, Support, Trust

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama and tantrums in your real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind, just like this mom left her baby for a dinner date!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!

So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!

Cheater-Free Crafty Fun

BETRAYAL, broken trust, CheaterFree, Cheating, cheating in marriage, cheating in relationships, consequences of cheating, Crafty, Deception, dishonesty, emotional pain, forgiveness, Fun, Infidelity, Integrity, long term effects of cheating, loyalty, Moral values, Rebuilding trust., relationships, second chances, Trust, unfaithful

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Crops Grown:	5743	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77

Cheaters? Pfft, on our server, we welcome them with open arms! In fact, we encourage cheating so much that we have a special “Hacker’s Paradise” area where cheaters can roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking all the rules and getting away with it!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of insanity.

So why waste your time on boring, rule-abiding servers when you can join us and unleash your inner chaos? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

ZelenskysAirStrikeParty

airstrikes, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, Europe, international relations, Military, military intervention, nato, Politics, russia, russian aggression, Russian airstrikes, security council, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, united nations, vladimir zelensky, War, Zelensky, ZelenskysAirStrikeParty

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8360

OMG, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even Zelensky is talking about it! There have been over 1,400 Russian airstrikes this week, but don’t worry, our server is so epic that even airstrikes can’t bring us down! Join now and build the craziest base to protect yourself from all the chaos. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Disco Disk Skills Server

brand new disk, Consciousness, data, death, disco, Disk, experiences, innate talents, life simulation, next person, no talents, old person data, Server, Skills, traces

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15

join our epic minecraft server where we make your wildest dreams come true! ever wonder what it’s like to live in a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? well, look no further cuz we got it all!

our server is so lit that even the gods of minecraft come to play with us. we once had Notch himself build a house made entirely out of emerald blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the time when Herobrine showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off. let’s just say, he’s not as scary as you think.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of creepers with a diamond sword. you can even build a castle in the sky and rule over your own kingdom of sheep and cows. the possibilities are endless!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to unlocking the hidden powers of the ender dragon. or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh with some new friends. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!