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Orphan Lit Roleplay

books, Characters, creativity, family, fictional characters, guidance, imagination, inspiration, lit, literary role models, Literature, Loss, Mentorship, Options, ORPHAN, orphanhood, reading, role models, Roleplay, Support, Tragedy, upside

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to be an orphan in minecraft? well, now u can! join our server and become the ultimate literary role model! u can be like harry potter or annie or even oliver twist!

we have an orphanage where u can live and do chores and stuff. but watch out, cuz there’s a secret tunnel that leads to a magical world full of diamonds and dragons and stuff.

if u join our server, u can also adopt a pet creeper and teach it tricks. like, imagine a creeper doing backflips and stuff. it’s wild.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where u can compete in a hunger games-style battle royale. winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

so come join our server and live out ur orphan dreams. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Antarctica Greenery Expansion Server

Antarctic ecosystem, Antarctic Peninsula, antarctica, climate change, climate science, data analysis, ecological impact, ecological shifts, environmental change, environmental monitoring, Expansion, greenery, long term trends, plant cover, polar regions, remote sensing, satellite data, satellite imagery, Satellite technology, scientific research, Server, Vegetation, vegetation growth

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Towns Built:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Animals Bred:	84	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, you ever seen plants growin’ in Antarctica? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got plants poppin’ up everywhere like it’s a dang rainforest! Come join us and witness the madness of vegetation takin’ over the icy lands of Antarctica!

We got trees taller than the Eiffel Tower, flowers bigger than your momma’s house, and grass greener than a leprechaun’s underwear! It’s a botanical bonanza up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on the plant party of the century!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready to explore the wildest, greenest, most plant-tastic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us now and be a part of history as we watch Antarctica turn into a freakin’ jungle right before our very eyes! Let’s get growin’, baby!

Free Okinawa Mansion Minecraft Server

black asian girlfriend, chance, city, destiny, dream, fate, free, free money, free move, Future, Honesty, Hope, House, International, LUCK, MANSION, Minecraft, okinawa, opportunity, relationship, Relocation, Server, twin towns, wikipedia

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	699	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	120	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do all that and more! Join us and not only will you get a free trip to Okinawa, but you’ll also receive a hefty sum of free money and a beautiful house complete with a black Asian girlfriend! And get this – all you have to do is prove that your city is a “twin town” with Okinawa according to Wikipedia. It’s that easy! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best life in Minecraft!

Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP

acceptatie, belgen, discriminatie, diversiteit, dutchies, flikkers, gelijkheid, haat, inclusie, intolerantie, Jennie, joden, Minecraft, nederlanders, Nikkers, racisme, Respect, rule, samenleving, smp, vooroordelen, Welkom, xenofobie, ziedende kanker

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8724
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy

BIZARRE, Handy, hidden talent, Mastered, Niche, odd, offbeat, practical, quirky, random skill, SkillfulSMP, special ability, strange, Surprising, talent, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, useless skill, UselessButHandy, weird

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Crops Grown:	2204

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mastering is the art of mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your useless skills that actually come in handy!

Join us and become the reigning champion of the “Most Random Useless Skill” competition! Have you mastered the art of juggling while riding a pig? Or perhaps you can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards? Whatever your useless skill may be, we want to see it in action!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition to win the coveted title of “Taco King”. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of gastronomic proportions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your useless skills shine like never before! Who knows, you may just find yourself saving the day with your unexpected talents in the most absurd ways possible.

WorkCraft: Inappropriate Edition

Edition, inappropriate, inappropriate actions, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, inappropriate workplace actions, inappropriate workplace behavior, inappropriate workplace behavior examples, inappropriate workplace conduct, office behavior, office etiquette, office misconduct, office misconduct examples, office professionalism, Professionalism, work behavior, work misconduct, WorkCraft, workplace boundaries, workplace ethics, workplace misconduct, workplace misconduct examples, workplace professionalism

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Potions Brewed:	56
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of being a responsible adult all day? Come join our Minecraft server where inappropriate behavior is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Once, a player built a giant statue of their boss and then proceeded to blow it up with TNT as a form of stress relief. Another time, someone built a secret underground lair filled with inappropriate memes and jokes that only the bravest players could find.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server!

Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server

African traditional medicine, African wormwood, Alternative Medicine, ancient healing, antibacterial properties, antimicrobial compound, cough remedy, cure, fever treatment, herbal medicine, herbal remedy, hypoxic state, Infectious Disease, lung infection, medicinal plant, mycobacteria, natural treatment, plant medicine, respiratory illness, Server, traditional remedy, Tubby, tuberculosis treatment, Wormwoods

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Potions Brewed:	189	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that African wormwood compound up in here! It’s like a potion straight outta Harry Potter, but for realzies! This stuff can take out them pesky mycobacteria that causes tuberculosis like it’s nothin’.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a dope castle, when suddenly you start coughing and feelin’ feverish. But fear not, my friend, cuz on this server, we got that African wormwood on deck to cure you right up!

So come on down and join us, where we’re killin’ tuberculosis and buildin’ epic creations at the same time. It’s a win-win, baby! Let’s get crafty and stay healthy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Dooby’s Jerboa Minecraft Server

#youtube, Activity, Dooby, Doobys, Gators, Jerboa, jumping mouse, Minecraft, October 20, roingus enthusiasts, Server, socials, Station, subscribe, teamates, Thread, train-bound, twitch, twitter, update, Vtuber, Watson

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ores Mined:	5325	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Emeralds Found:	9632
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take jumping to a whole new level! Join us on our crazy train-bound adventures with Dooby, the mouse vtuber who is always up for some roingus shenanigans.

On October 20th, something wild is going down on the server – you won’t want to miss it! Team up with fellow train enthusiasts, gator lovers, and anyone else who’s ready to jump into the madness.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll unlock secret levels, discover hidden treasures, and maybe even encounter a real-life jumping mouse (okay, maybe not, but a player dressed as one is just as good).

So hop on board, like, subscribe, and follow Dooby’s socials to stay in the loop. And remember, the previous station may have been fun, but this one is where the real party’s at! Let’s get roingus, baby!

She Looking At Minecraft SMP

bewilderment, confusion, Curiosity, curiosity killed the cat, Examination, Focus, inquisitive, Intrigue, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, Observation, perplexed, puzzled, Questioning, scrutiny, smp, STARING, Surveillance, surveillance society, Wonder

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1186	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes rolling through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Queen? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Momma’s Money Pit Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, financial support, guilt tripping, long-term support, Minecraft, mommas, MONEY, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, Pit, public confrontation, Server, standing up for yourself, tough love

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4115
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	9147
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mom in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from family drama!

Join us and escape the clutches of financial manipulation! Build your own empire and show off your creativity without worrying about being called “selfish” for wanting to improve your own life.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy and constructive way. No more family gatherings where you have to hold back – here, you can let loose and build to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world drama and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join now and start building your dream life, one block at a time!