But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And our admin? Oh man, let me tell you about our admin. He once fought off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot. Legend says he can tame Ender Dragons with just a wink.
So why should you join this server? Well, because where else are you gonna find a server where the cows can talk and the chickens can dance? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. So come on over and join the fun! Let’s build some epic structures and cause some chaos together. See you there, fam! #MinecraftSMPGoals #CreeperMacarena
But wait, there’s more! We got secret portals that lead to alternate dimensions where you can battle mutant chickens and ride rainbow unicorns. And if that ain’t enough, we got a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but for Minecraft players.
So come on, join this wacky Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your tin foil hat to protect yourself from the mind-bending awesomeness. Let’s get this party started, woohoo! 🎉🦄💎🍄
our players are so smart, they make einstein look like a potato. seriously, we’ve got brainiacs who can build entire cities in a day and solve complex puzzles with their eyes closed. plus, our community is so supportive, they’ll help u out even if u can’t remember how to craft a pickaxe.
but wait, there’s more! on our server, u might even unlock hidden brain powers that will make u feel like a superhero. imagine being able to teleport across the map or summon a dragon to do ur bidding. it’s all possible on this wacky minecraft server.
so, what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s get ur brain all scrambled up in the best way possible! who needs normal brain activity when u can have a blast with us?
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about subtle red flags again because our players are too busy building epic castles and battling dragons to be sketchy. Plus, nothing says romance like bonding over a mutual love for pixelated pigs and diamond swords.
So why settle for a boring dinner date when you can impress your crush with your mad mining skills and show them your heart-shaped house made entirely out of pink wool? Join our server now and let the love (and the TNT explosions) flow!
Join us and leave behind all the stress of dealing with a husband who can’t even save money for a surprise birthday package. On our server, you won’t have to worry about being called names like “bitch” or being accused of not caring because you’re out with friends.
Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any toxic relationships holding you back. Plus, we promise no one will ever make you cry in front of your friends or question your worth over $100.
So come on over and join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience! Who needs a husband who quits jobs left and right when you can have a blast with us instead?
we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk! not to mention, our players are all brainiacs who can solve puzzles in their sleep! we even have a special challenge where u gotta connect the dots in a sea of noise, just like tryin to find ur way out of a maze in the dark!
so come on over and join the fun! who needs reality when u can escape to our wild and wacky world of minecraft madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!
AlchemicalMC is a NEW up-and-coming server with all custom features! Each gamemode has their own features that are unique! survival is a chill laid back setting, while factions and skyblock compete for top fation and island rewards! we offer many ways to obtain free ranks and free super items! Come check it out!
play.alchemicalmc.com:25566
| Server IP | kauzmic.xyz (no application necessary) |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/K9ByMKkJ9s |
| Version | Java 1.21.4 |
| Rules | Don’t grief, steal, or hack |
Block Bodega is perfect for both casual and committed players! We have an active VC in our Discord almost every night, host the occasional event (like movie and game nights!), and maintain a solid community with a relaxed, fun vibe.
Our average age is ~19, and most of our members are from North America or Europe. The server has been up for just over ~2 weeks, so it’s still fairly fresh. We have a few public farms, and the start of a shopping district, but nothing too substantial (yet).
We like to keep things simple – this means a mostly vanilla experience, so don’t expect teleports, claims, or any of that. Our plugins primarily serve administrative purposes and minor quality-of-life upgrades, so there’s nothing too outlandish or game-altering.
This is NOT your single player world: Block Bodega values building a community, and we strongly encourage building near spawn and interacting with other players on the server and the Discord!
WE ARE SELF HOSTED WITH 16GBs DEDICATED RAM HOSTED ON 7 STOLEN LAPTOPS.
PS: If you’re interested in learning Mandarin, hop on! A few of our members have made it a project to learn Chinese, and we’d love to have more folks to practice with.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join the server by using the IP address kauzmic.xyz in your Minecraft client. |
| Are there any age restrictions? | While our average age is around 19, we welcome players of all ages as long as they abide by the rules. |
| Can I use mods on the server? | We encourage a mostly vanilla experience, so please refrain from using mods that give unfair advantages or alter gameplay significantly. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing, stealing, and hacking are not allowed on the server. We aim to maintain a friendly and positive community. |
Explore bizarre landscapes, build insane structures, and battle against deranged mobs that will make you question your sanity. But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking llama who will guide you on your quest.
So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted, mind-bending world. Just remember, he tried to warn you.
Imagine a world where your in-game chats are as spicy as Lisa’s conversations with Dave. Will you resist the temptation to send nudes in exchange for virtual diamonds? Will you uncover the truth behind the mysterious player using a VPN to hide their identity?
But beware, just like Lisa’s career prospects, your in-game reputation could be on the line. Will you end up in virtual jail for your questionable decisions? Only time will tell.
Join our server now for a thrilling experience that will leave you questioning your morals and your sister’s choices. Who needs a clean criminal record when you can have a criminal record in Minecraft instead?
Imagine a world where weed is not just a plant, but a way of life. Our server is like a virtual Amsterdam, where you can build, mine, and get as high as the Ender Dragon. Our cat may have passed away, but our spirits are still soaring high!
Join our server and experience the thrill of running a business from your virtual property. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? No problem, just head over to our virtual bakery where we bake with weed butter. Trust us, our cookies will blow your mind (literally).
But beware, the smell of marijuana may waft through the virtual air. Just like in real life, we may have to spray some perfume to cover it up. Don’t worry, our virtual clients won’t judge you for getting high. In fact, they might even join in on the fun!
So come on over to our server and experience the ultimate first-world argument simulator. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft? Join us now and let the madness begin!
SpoonMc is a dynamic and inclusive Minecraft server offering a unique experience to both Java and Bedrock players. As a vanilla crossplay server, SpoonMc allows users from both platforms to connect seamlessly, creating a diverse and vibrant community. Players can enjoy the classic Minecraft experience with a few added features to enhance gameplay without straying too far from the core vanilla mechanics. The server prioritizes accessibility and fairness, ensuring that everyone, whether on Java or Bedrock, has the same opportunities to explore, build, and interact.
SpoonMc offers a variety of community-driven events and activities that cater to all types of players, from those who enjoy solo survival gameplay to those seeking multiplayer adventures. The server also focuses on creating a welcoming environment where players can form friendships, collaborate on large projects, and participate in exciting challenges. With an emphasis on fun, teamwork, and creativity, SpoonMc fosters a sense of belonging, making it an ideal space for Minecraft players to connect and share their love for the game.
Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, SpoonMc’s balanced mix of vanilla gameplay and cross-platform compatibility ensures that all players can enjoy a smooth and enjoyable Minecraft experience.
212.192.28.39:25652
Minecraft server based on PvP, healthy environment and good community.
The modes we currently have are PrimeBox and FarmBox.
209.222.97.19:25570
| Server Type | SMP Gameplay |
|---|---|
| Server Started | 10/31/2024 |
| Features |
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| Pay to Win | No |
A: You can donate to help support the server and gain access to advanced quality of life features.
A: Yes, the server is supported by a welcoming and strong community that is always willing to engage with new players.
A: Yes, PvP is encouraged in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates that spawn about every hour. Kit PvP is also open to the public.
A: Yes, you can connect using bedrock.echo-isles.com with port 25786
A: Server Address: Echo-Isles.com Discord: https://discord.gg/
Imagine building a giant hospital in the game and curing all your pixelated ailments. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and zombies trying to attack you. Trust me, it’s the perfect distraction from all those hypochondriac thoughts.
Plus, you can team up with other players who understand your struggles and build a virtual support group. Who needs therapy when you have a bunch of blocky buddies to help you through your health anxiety?
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let’s conquer our fears together, one block at a time!