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RapeCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, billionaire, criminal charges, Harassment, high-profile, lawsuit, legal action, legal proceedings, Minecraft, misconduct, Mohamed Al Fayed, multiple rapes, Powerful, RapeCraft, scandal, scandalous accusations, Server, sexual assault, Staff, Victim, Wealthy, workplace abuse

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Alien Abductions:	1	Ores Mined:	6206

join our epic minecraft server where Mohamed Al Fayed is the ultimate boss battle! he’s accused of multiple rapes by staff… in the game, not in real life, obvi. defeat him and win a diamond-encrusted sword! plus, our server has flying pigs and dancing llamas for your entertainment. come join the fun and maybe uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!

MissileMayhemMC

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, military strategy, missile strikes, MissileMayhemMC, NATO involvement, peace negotiations, political leadership, russia, strikes, Ukraine, us missiles, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, yo. we got, like, missiles and stuff, and we’re gonna, like, strike inside russia with US missiles to end the war in ukraine. it’s gonna be, like, epic, bro. you gotta join this server, like, right now, or you’ll totally miss out on all the crazy action. trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. let’s blow stuff up and have a blast, literally. it’s gonna be wild, so don’t miss out, bro. #minecraftwarfare #crazyserver #joinusnow

KelseyCrossing

Cross-Play, gaming community family-friendly survival creative PVP adventure exploration minigames mods multiplayer roleplay economy building crafting fantasy sandbox pixel art redstone dungeons., Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2631	Ores Mined:	2733
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4008

KelseyCrossings Family Friendly Paper Minecraft server. Join today! https://www.twitch.tv/kelseycrossing

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Realms of Craftopia

1500s, Aldus PageMaker, desktop publishing, dummy text, electronic typesetting, galley, Industry, Letraset sheets, lorem ipsum, Minecraft, Passages, printer, Printing, Realms of Craftopia, Survival, type specimen, typesetting, Versions

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

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Enival: Where trust is earned through Minecraft skills, not just bribing the owner for whitelist access! Pure fun ahead!

Access, Ahead, apply, bribing, BUILD, changes, Community, Discord, EARNED, Enival, Explore, Fresh, Fun, gameplay, hang out, Launch, Minecraft, mod, OWNER, Pure, Qol, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skills, Suggestions, Survival, Trust, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7560
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Towns Built:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod for more interactive gameplay.
Nice community	A small, chill community to hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires an application to join.
Smooth gameplay	Quality of Life mods for a better experience.
Rules	Not many rules to keep the game fun.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival!

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join, you need to apply through the Discord link provided.
Are there any age restrictions?	There are no specific age restrictions, but we focus on creating a mature and respectful environment.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends after they have applied and been accepted into the whitelist.
Are there any banned items or actions?	We aim to keep the server friendly and fun, so certain actions like griefing or hacking are not allowed.
How often are events held on the server?	Events will be held regularly, and players can also suggest event ideas through the Discord server.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Backlash, banter, blocky, cancel culture, Communication, Concord director, controversy, criticism, digital communication, Director, entertainment industry, Listen, Minecraft, online presence, opinion, public relations, Server, social commentary, social media, talentless freaks, trending, tweet, twitter, viral

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4579
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3543	Gods Slained:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	4

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for talentless freaks and misfits alike! Our director may not get it, but who needs talent when you’ve got pure chaos and hilarity on your side? Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s as bonkers as a chicken riding a pig! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show the world that being a freak has never been so awesome! 💥🐷🤪 #JoinTheMadness #MinecraftMayhem

Villains in Minecraft SMP: Nazis or Soviets?

AMERICANS, Antagonists, bad guys, characterization, cold war, Conflict, enemies, Entertainment, Evil, fictional, History, Media, Minecraft, Nazis, Propaganda, Real Life, smp, Soviets, Stereotypes, storytelling, Villains, world war II

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	148
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Emeralds Found:	4352
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the villains are as crazy as a box of creepers on a sugar rush! Forget about your typical bad guys like nazis or Soviets, we’ve got villains that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe tremble!

Join our server if you want to face off against the evil Sheep Overlord, who commands an army of woolly warriors to take over the land. Or maybe you’d prefer to challenge the dreaded Chicken Mafia, who rule the underground chicken fighting ring with an iron beak.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has retired from terrorizing the realm and is now running a cozy bed and breakfast for weary travelers. And don’t even get us started on the mischievous Llama Bandits, who steal all the llamas in sight just for kicks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you fight against villains that are more absurd than a pig riding a spider? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges in the blocky world!

CuddleCraft Minecraft Server

aita, anxiety, Boundaries, burnt out, comfort, comfort blanket, Confidence, CuddleCraft, Driving, Girlfriend, independent, lost temper, Minecraft, nagging, person, priority, processing grief, Server, Shut down, Therapist, Yelling

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	7867	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of being someone’s personal comfort blanket? Do you want to escape the drama and find some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being dragged around in a car for hours every day to build someone else’s confidence. You can drive your own virtual car wherever you want, whenever you want, without any nagging or guilt trips!

Escape the real world drama and dive into a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from finding diamonds. Join our server now and leave the emotional baggage behind!

CreeperInLawsNoStay

accommodation preferences, baby’s well-being, Boundaries, Communication Issues, compromise, CreeperInLawsNoStay, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional distress, family dynamics, family relationships, in-laws, long-term solutions, marital conflict, motherhood challenges, parenting disagreements, privacy, Respect, visitation rules

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	New Chunks Explored:	666159
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your in-laws’ visits? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous rules just like this poor soul’s life!

We promise that our server will have you questioning your sanity just like this poor woman who had her baby’s name approved by her in-laws. And if you think setting up a cot or car seat is bad for the baby, just wait until you see the crazy challenges we have in store for you!

But don’t worry, if things get too intense, you can always take your baby and move to your mom’s house just like this fed-up wife. And if your husband tells you to leave, just remember that our server will always welcome you with open arms (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today! Just be prepared for some serious family drama and maybe a few sleepless nights – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

BlockyBedBuddy

Affection, BEDROOM, BlockyBedBuddy, Communication, compliments, desire, dirty talk, emotional connection, FLIRTING, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, Men, nicknames, Passion, relationships, romance, Sensuality, sex, Sweet nothings, turn-ons

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Farms Harvested:	879

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t excite you anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building castles made entirely of cheese! Plus, our friendly community will always be there to support you, whether you’re building a giant statue of a potato or trying to tame a herd of wild llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the wacky world of Minecraft!