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Cunt Fixer Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, Cunt, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Fixer, forgiveness, Frustration, healing, mental health, Minecraft, name-calling, personal growth, relationships, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Server, Therapy, toxic behavior, Understanding

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-cunt policy! Join us and never have to worry about dealing with rude players again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a player who was banned for being too much of a bitch. Will you be brave enough to face her wrath? Join now and find out!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General #6661

4koma, Account XP, Archive, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Decagrammaton, Events, general, guides, HOD, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Livin’ on Sweets, Manga, Mari, mine, Minecraft, PVs, Resources, Sakurako, Scrimmages, Serenade Promenade, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Total Assault

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	700	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ores Mined:	540
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion!

Join us for the chance to meet Mari, the limited edition idol who can serenade you with her enchanting voice. Or maybe you prefer Sakurako, the idol who can dance circles around the competition. And let’s not forget about Mine, the welfare idol who will mine her way into your heart.

But wait, there’s more! Take part in events like Serenade Promenade, where you can show off your singing skills, or Decagrammaton, where you can summon the power of the ten commandments to wreak havoc on your enemies.

And don’t miss out on our crazy content like Limit Break Assault: Chokmah, where you’ll face off against special armored foes, or Total Assault: Gregorius, where you’ll experience insane and torment like never before.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world of madness and mayhem like never before! Who needs boring old servers when you can have this level of insanity?

Darkin Network

Custom Enchants, Darkin Network, Factions, MCMMO, Minecraft, Newbies, Quests, spawner grinding, Veterans

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Crops Grown:	4672	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6

A newly created factions server that is perfect for all types of players, from veterans to newbies. Server uses spawner grinding, McMMO, quests, custom enchants and more to make your experience fun.

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EclipseCraft 1.20.6 Minecraft server

Building Skills, Castles, Cities, Collaborative projects, construction, Discord, EclipseCraft, epic buildings, friendly community, minecraft server, Original Gameplay, Parkour, player community, Pure, Resource Gathering, Spleef, supportive atmosphere, Survival, survival mode, Updates, Vanilla, welcoming atmosphere

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Towns Built:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

1.Pure vanilla experience:

No mods or plugins: Play Minecraft the way the developers intended. We don’t have any modifications, just pure, original gameplay.

Updates: We always keep the server up to date so you can enjoy the latest updates and new features.

Player community:

2.Friendly community:

Our server is renowned for its welcoming and supportive atmosphere. Here you will find like-minded people ready to help and share their advice.

Collaborative Projects: Build, explore and fight together with other players. Participate in joint projects and create amazing buildings.

3.Survival and construction:

Survival Mode: Test your survival skills. Explore the world, get resources, build your houses and protect yourself from mobs.

Epic Buildings: Show off your imagination and building skills. Build castles, cities and unique structures that will impress other players.

Our Discord – https://discord.gg/uPPsZVc92Q

play.eclipsecraft.fun

Desperate Dems Minecraft Server

Campaign, challenge, control, democrats, Dems, DESPERATE, Desperation, election, Frustration, influence, leadership, Manipulation, Minecraft, opposition, Party, Political, power, Server, strategy, Struggle, Tactics, uncertainty

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of all the political drama? Come join our Minecraft server where Democrats are getting so desperate, they’re building secret underground bases to hide from the Republicans! Watch as they try to navigate through treacherous traps and challenges set up by their opponents, all while trying to pass their own legislation to ban creepers from exploding near their precious builds. Join now for a chance to witness the most epic political showdown in Minecraft history!

SSD to NVME Upgrade Minecraft SMP

Adata, comparison, Computer, data transfer, Hardware, HDD, Kingston, Minecraft, NVMe, Performance, SATA, Slow, smp, Solid-state Drive, SPEED, SSD, Storage, Technology, technology upgrade, Troubleshooting, Upgrade, upgrade process

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even our storage upgrades are more exciting than a creeper explosion! Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of why that old Kingston Sata SSD was as slow as a snail riding a turtle. Rumor has it that the ghosts of ancient Minecraft players haunt its digital corridors, causing lag and frustration for all who dare to use it. But fear not, for with our new Adata NVME, we shall soar through the virtual world at lightning speed, leaving our HDD-like past behind us. So come join us on this epic journey of storage upgrades, ghostly encounters, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way. Who knows what mysteries await in our pixelated realm? Join now and find out for yourself!

Santa’s North Pole Minecraft Server

celebration, children, chimney, christmas, cultural icon, festive season, folklore, gift giving, global tradition, holiday, jolly old man, Magic, Minecraft, mythical figure, north, north pole, Pole, reindeer, Saint Nicholas, Santa Claus, Santas, Server, Sleigh, tradition, Winter

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more magical than Santa’s workshop? Well, look no further because our server is where Santa Claus goes to unwind after a long night of delivering presents! That’s right, Santa himself is a regular player on our server, building snowmen and mining for diamonds when he’s not busy spreading holiday cheer. And if Santa doesn’t visit your country, don’t worry – we have our own version of Santa who rides a llama instead of a sleigh and delivers presents made out of enchanted golden apples. So come join us for a jolly good time and experience the holiday spirit all year round!

the world is ending Minecraft SMP

Apocalypse, armageddon, desperate plea, Doomsday, End of the World, end times, existential crisis, final judgment, global catastrophe, humanity’s fate, Minecraft, plea for help, plea for mercy, plea for redemption, plea for salvation, plea for survival, salvation, smp, Survival, tell me why you should be saved, the world is ending, uncertain future, world

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8765	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to survive the end of the world in style!

Join us and become a part of a wacky community where we fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, ride pigs into battle, and build giant statues of Steve out of gold blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is the only place where you can find the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay explosive eggs that can destroy entire villages.

So why should you be saved from the end of the world? Because only on our server can you experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of creepers while riding a flying llama with a laser beam attached to its head. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a hero in the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!

MythFallen Skyblock

Adventure, Boss Battles, challenge, Community, Cross-Play, custom islands, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, Economy, MCMMO, mmorpg, multiplayer, player interaction, Powerful Gear, Progression, RPG, RPG Progression, RPG server, Shops, Skyblock, Survival, World Boss Fights

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mines Excavated:	3574	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

play.mythfallen.pro

Don’t Peek Minecraft Server

Anime, don’t look, dont, Entertainment, funny, funny reaction, Gaming, humor, Internet Sensation, Kronii, meme, Minecraft, Oh no Kronii, peek, popular video, reaction, reaction video, Scared, scared reaction, Server, trending video, twitch, viral video, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	6479
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and start busting some serious moves. Or how about the time when a pack of llamas took over the spawn point and declared themselves the rulers of the server? Trust us, you won’t find moments like these anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who roams the land and challenges players to epic dance battles. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted access to a secret disco party hidden deep within the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when Kronii tells you not to look, you know it’s gonna be a crazy good time!