patronizing Minecraft Servers

patronizing Minecraft Servers

  • DisaBanterCraft

    DisaBanterCraft
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 9252
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8040 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of players, even those who are “wheelchair bound”! But don’t worry, we won’t actually bind you to a wheelchair in the game (unless you want us to, we’re not judging).

    Join us and experience the thrill of building and exploring in a world where everyone is free to be themselves, whether they wear glasses or use a wheelchair. And if anyone dares to make fun of your disability, don’t worry, we’ll have your back. Just like how we have your back when you’re trying to climb to the top of a mountain in the game, wheelchair or not.

    So come on down to our server and let’s all have a good laugh together, because life’s too short to take things too seriously. Just remember, if you make fun of someone’s disability, be prepared to have your glasses bound in return. It’s all in good fun, right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BesserwissersMC: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    BesserwissersMC: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 2364
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with know-it-all players who think they’re better than everyone else? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most annoying besserwissers you will ever come across!

    Join us if you want to be constantly corrected on how to build the perfect house, mine for diamonds like a pro, or fight off creepers with style. Our players will make sure you never forget the proper way to play Minecraft, even if it means driving you crazy in the process.

    But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably rage quit at least once. So come on over and see if you can handle the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where everyone thinks they know best. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPrivNaiveBF

    CraftyPrivNaiveBF
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 8860
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Gods Slained: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and privilege! Just like Tony with his Ivy League education, you too can brag about your accomplishments in our virtual world. Take a break from budgeting groceries and water bills and immerse yourself in a world where everyone has the opportunity to advance – even if it’s just in building the coolest Minecraft castle.

    Experience the thrill of snapping at your virtual boyfriend for being naive and privileged, just like our player did in real life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about understanding different perspectives. So come join us on our server, where the only thing you need to budget is your time for endless fun and adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Melatonin Madness: No Blue Light, No Problem

    Melatonin Madness: No Blue Light, No Problem
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 9074
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 10
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Mines Excavated: 3050 Votes: 438

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, did you know that if you play on our epic minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about melatonin levels cuz you’ll be too busy having a blast?! yea, that’s right, forget about those boring books and smartphone lights, come join us and let your imagination run wild in our pixelated world! plus, our server is so lit that even the blue-light filter won’t be able to handle it, so you better be prepared for some serious fun! come on, what are you waiting for?! join us now and let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft 1.21 – Where we smp-ly have a blast!

    Minecraft 1.21 – Where we smp-ly have a blast!
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 5741
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server 1.21 [smp]

    Overview

    Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft? Look no further! Our Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server is the perfect place for you to build, explore, and create lasting memories with a friendly and dedicated community.

    Why Join Us?

    • Active Community: Connect with like-minded players who share your passion for Minecraft.
    • Events & Competitions: Participate in regular events, challenges, and competitions.
    • Friendly Staff: Our dedicated team of staff members is always here to help.

    IP: line-potential.gl.joinmc.link

    FAQs

    What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    The server runs on Minecraft version 1.21.

    How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by using the IP address provided: line-potential.gl.joinmc.link

    Are there any rules on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Be sure to familiarize yourself with the rules before joining.

    Can I create my own custom plugins for the server?

    At the moment, we do not allow players to create their own custom plugins for the server. However, we are always open to suggestions for new features and plugins that could enhance the gameplay experience.

    How can I get help or support on the server?

    If you need assistance or have any questions, our friendly staff members are always available to help. You can reach out to them in-game or through our community forums.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

    PixelPleasure Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 2327
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 47
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Alien Abductions: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our community is full of crazy and hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where all the mobs wear top hats and monocles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wild – there’s no shame in having a good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyLingerie Minecraft Server

    CraftyLingerie Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 8811
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Chimeras Created: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Zombie Dances: 9 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Star Shards Collected: 86 Secret Passages Found: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day just to impress your virtual girlfriend on Minecraft? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of lingerie shops where you can buy the sexiest pixelated outfits for your in-game partner. From side hip lingerie to enchanting corsets, we’ve got it all! Join now and spice up your Minecraft love life like never before. Who knew virtual romance could be so steamy?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCollegeScam

    CraftyCollegeScam
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 1290
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 5570 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Dragon Scales Harvested: 455
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting scammed by college tuition fees? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate education experience! Join us and learn how to build, mine, and craft your way to success without breaking the bank. Who needs a degree when you can have a diamond sword, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground society of highly intelligent creepers who are just looking for some new players to join their ranks. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to student loans forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PeePhoneCraft

    PeePhoneCraft
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 3998
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS!

    WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS TEACH YOU HOW TO BUILD EPIC SAND CASTLES!

    IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BECOME THE RICHEST MINECRAFTER IN THE WORLD, WITH A MANSION MADE ENTIRELY OF GOLD BLOCKS AND A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT FARTS RAINBOWS!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN SITTING DOWN TO PEE WHILE SCROLLING THROUGH YOUR PHONE!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MilkyWayVirusZap

    MilkyWayVirusZap
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 9499
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Towns Built: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more infectious H5N1 influenza viruses than you can shake a stick at! but don’t worry, we’ve got heat treatment to make sure they don’t spread like wildfire.

    our scientists at the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases have been working round the clock to make sure our raw milk is safe for all players.

    so come on down and join the fun! who knew a minecraft server could be so full of adventure and danger? but hey, that’s just how we roll. so grab your sword and get ready to battle those pesky viruses in the most epic way possible.

    join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • pure vanilla hard mode

    pure vanilla hard mode
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 5651
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Ores Mined: 721 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Don’t be mean. Greifing and pvp is enabled but not advised. Play together and enjoy the game together with others. World will be possible to download in future should you wish to continue your journey alone offline :)Keep the spawn clean and welcoming to new players and don’t greif around spawn where people start buildings and communities, thanks :)Be kind. Don’t ruin others work. Disable all cheats or mods that give advantage to you for FAIR play :)Sleeping on bed will set your spawnpoint on death. If your bed is missing you will respawn back at server spawn point.Some players might be underaged and therefore keep a clean and nice tone in chat otherwise you will be muted/blacklisted on the server.

    Will try to have a community run server so all suggestions and comments are welcome. Work in progross server!!This is a fresh start world. – no cheating – no bullying – no racism – no hate speach – no spamming or advertising

    survivors.zapto.org

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Welcome to ZillaSMP, where you can roleplay, faction up, build kingdoms, and engage in epic naval battles while getting your brew on!

    Welcome to ZillaSMP, where you can roleplay, faction up, build kingdoms, and engage in epic naval battles while getting your brew on!
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 8424
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Villages Defended: 17
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics

    ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)

    ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.

    As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP‘s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.

    Features

    Different medieval faction types kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes
    Feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system
    Lore written through player roleplay
    Proximity-based voice chat
    RPG mob leveling system based on experience
    Tradable currency and chest shops
    Cannons
    Real boats that you can build, captain, and attach cannons to
    Real tactical planning and defense building

    More Information

    To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide.

    How to Join

    To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PolandCraft Minecraft Server

    PolandCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 1773
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Runes Activated: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the wonders of Poland like never before. We have a special guest appearance from the one and only Polish rapper Fagata, who will be performing live concerts in-game every hour on the hour.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Polish potato farm, where you can harvest potatoes while dodging crazed chickens and zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of Pierogi Mountain, rumored to be filled with diamonds, emeralds, and delicious dumplings.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the wild and wacky world of Poland. Who knows, you might even run into Fagata himself, spitting fire bars and dropping sick beats in the virtual realm. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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