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Join THE most MAGICAL Minecraft Server You NEVER Asked For!

Are you prepared to FLIP your existence upside down? Join us in a realm where GRAVITY is a myth and COWS wear glasses! This is not just a server; it’s a descent into the pixelated ABYSS where every block is a doorway to your SOLAR SYSTEM! Forget everything you know about reality, because we’re here to melt your mind like a snowman in a furnace of despair! Who needs logic when you can have CHAOS? Join NOW and discover why this is both the BEST and the WORST server that doesn’t exist!

Features That Will Make You Question Your Very Existence

Feature	Description
Gravity-Defying Blocks	Blocks that float like your hopes and dreams while you plummet into oblivion!
Invisible Creepers	They may or may not exist. Are you sure? What is a creeper?
Talking Fish	Ask them for advice and receive RIDDLES instead. They hold the secrets of the universe!
Time Travel Mining	Mine a block and you might end up in the Jurassic period! Or are you in the FUTURE?
Endless Hunger Games	You’ll never be full! Fight your hunger or LOOSE your mind!

Frequently Asked Questions (Or Are They?)

Q: How do I join the server? A: If you can hear the color purple, dance to the rhythm of the void until a portal opens beneath your feet. If not, who are you, really?

Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules? Who needs rules when you can just chant the Fibonacci sequence backwards while juggling raw chicken?!

Q: Are there any mods on this server? A: Mods? There’s only the GREAT OAK and its endless wisdom. Or perhaps that was just your neighbor’s cat… Never trust cats…

Random Quotes From Another Dimension

“As someone who likes getting patrionized there's nothing better to hear stuff like ‘I knew what that was before you were born’…”

“I grew up playing MGS2 on the PS2.”

“What even is a Minecraft?”

Decalium Network [ 1.19.4 – 1.20.Х ] Minecraft server
Anarchy, Clans, Donations, Economy, Grief, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvP, Russian, Survival
Have you heard about Decalium Network? If not, then let me tell you a little:
Playing in our Anarchy mode, you will see an incredibly beautiful, but no less dangerous world. Wandering around its surroundings, you will come across reinforced monsters and battle-hungry players, visit various events and find new dungeons with interesting loot… For example, mysterious debris with which we can create unique materials, items with abilities and even griefer guns ! Also, debris can be exchanged for valuable items from NPCs
But we don’t stop there… Believe me, we still have something to interest you!
Meet the Elder Scrolls – our special enchantment system with unusual properties for items: Don’t lose tools after death, expand their area of effect and surpass everyone in PvP with the vampirism spell
Despite this, not only brave loners can find a place on our server
So, having gathered your friends, you can found a clan, create your own base and wage wars with other associations of players, thanks to our unique mechanics of clan battles
Yes, yes, and also, our highlight is the battle pass, which will be loved by all lovers of a peaceful and calm game. Complete daily tasks and receive various rewards for them.
We will be glad to see you in our social networks. networks!
VK – https://vk.com/decalium
Discord – https://discord.decalium.ru
play.decalium.ru

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New Server IP
SkyMet
Factions, KitPvP, Survival
This server has Kitpvp, Survia,l and factions
skymet.minefort.com

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Play olympus
Balanced Economy, Bukkit, Multiplayer Survival, PvE, Pve Survival, smp, Survival
|Play Olympus| Survival Multi-Player | Economy |-An SMP Server dedicated to providing a clean, friendly, and welcoming environment to all!
playolympus.apexmc.co:25651

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New Server IP
VeltusMC
Creative, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla
Are you tired of the same thing in all modalities?
Then you will like VeltusMC Here you will find different modalities with a different adventure from other servers, In Survival you will be able to find Dungeons, Missions, Bosses, Clans and even meteorites all this without any type of mod, you can also enjoy the modality KnockBack FFA with which the objective is to push the enemies into the void, earn points and improve your entire inventory and show who is the best
What are you waiting for? Enter VeltusMC Play.veltusmc.com
play.veltusmc.com

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New Server IP
BeeCraft – Vanilla server. Minecraft server
Owner of the server “BeeCraft – Vanilla server.” haven’t added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
play.bee-craft.ru

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New Server IP
OtakuMC
KitPvP, Roleplay
Server’s Description: Our server based on Play2Win not Pay2Win which not like most servers and the server will use the anime style in building/naming global ranks/kits and etc we welcome everyone even if he/she isn’t weeb, we are just minecraft players having fun together >:))
Hosted by MatrixHosting
play.otakumc.net

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Hogwartsmcs
Jobs, MCMMO, Minigames, Survival
Server inspired by the world of Harry Potter!!Come and become a great wizard!!!
hogmcs.com

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New Server IP
🔹 YayMC🔹OG 2016 STYLE FACIONS!
18pvp, balance, Blueprint, classic, Custom, Economy, Events, Faction Pvp, Factions, Factionspvp, fair, Koth, MCMMO, PvP, Style, Unique
YayMC | OG Style Factions YayMC – A Unique Factions Experience.The people want spark.
The people want factions, but no servers have that spark.Call us crazy, but we believe we can change that.
YayMC wants to provide a Unique Factions Experience for the people.Not looking to make a quick profit, but looking for a genuine good time.
With dedication, discipline, and time, YayMC will get that done.
What is our goal with YayMC?
Harmonized Economy● Crafting a well-balanced, engaging economy that’s accessible to all players, regardless of rank.
Quality of Life ● Implementing improvements to make your gameplay experience smoother and more enjoyable.
Reviving Casual Play● Bringing back the casual yet captivating experience that made us all fall in love with factions.
Simple. Fair. Fun● Factions that is not overcomplicated or overwhelming. Keeping it simple and easy to understand.
Blueprint System● Utilizing our Blueprint System to empower casual players, making it easier for them to compete and interact within the community.
Emphasizing Sustainability● Keeping map lengths sensible, we say “let’s keep the turbo 5-day maps in 2023” and focus on sustainable gameplay that nurtures both community engagement and competitive spirit.
Lenient Rules● Our guidelines ensure that everyone can enjoy YayMC without the stress of navigating complex regulations.
…and much more.● We’re committed to a factions experience where everyone can thrive, from casual builders to strategic warriors.
IP: play.YayMC.comSTORE: https://store.YayMC.comRULES: https://rules.YayMC.comECONOMY: Click hereRESOURCES: Click hereDISCORD: discord.gg/YayMC
play.YayMC.com

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New Server IP
Drumm41 Snapshot Anarchy
Survival
A ANARCHY Server That Updates Every Time there Is A Snapshot And Also You Can Greif And Kill New Players At Spawn
135.125.52.194:25580

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⭐NeoLite [1.9-1.20.2] – ❤️ Blood Moon!❤️ Minecraft server
Clans, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Survival, Without Launcher
Hello my dear friend!
• The server administration always tries to find a common language with the server’s audience, constant assistance, training and much more, come to us, but for now we will introduce you to our server.
• We created a server with the values that we ourselves value on any server, and the philosophy of our project is to be built on all players, and not on those who bought a donation.
• On the server there is no possibility of purchasing any position, swords for 100 lvl, and donation only allows you to save time on obtaining resources for your future battles.
• After playing for enough time, you will feel absolutely equal with any player who has purchased donation services.
• Here you can enjoy a real game of classic Minecraft, with a good dose of battles and intrigue!
What we have:
✦ Server improvements take place without much technical work, almost before your eyes!
✦ Bloody Moon – run from monsters like you’re running from a dad with a belt!
✦ Bank – Sell all your netherite!
✦ Lore Server – Plunge into the history of events and adventures with us!
✦ Cities – Move around cities, buy apartments or plots!
✦ Pets – Tame even the most evil beast!
✦ Stable Market Economy – Regulated by Netherite Ingots!
✦ Guilds are like clans, only better!
✦ Job – Get a job as a bricklayer for 3 days!
✦ Active chat – Write as much as you like!
✦ The most affordable price for donation – Buy once, you will be satisfied with the whole game.
✦ Dragon spawns in the end every 24 hours – Kill and get an egg!
✦ PvP Arena (1.8) – Kill everyone!
✦ Abilities – Upgrade your skill using in-game currency!
✦ Server without wipes – build beautiful houses forever!
✦ Server without Creativity and Administrator – Everyone is equal!
✦ Build MapArts – they will remain forever! (Except you know what)
MiniGames:
❖ Splif – Shovel into battle!
❖ Prophant – Like Hide and Seek, only with items!
❖ PaintBall on the map “Putin’s Palace” – drown your opponents in the fountain.
❖ Mob Arena with bosses and cool sets – kill bosses in level 10 gold armor!
❖ Tnt-ran – Run or Die!
❖ Splag – Destroy your opponents with eggs.
❖ Auto-Parkour – Jump until you get tired and earn money!
❖ Quake – Firefight, DeathMatch!
The server has common sense rules and almost complete freedom; you will not be blocked or punished for things that are usually punished on other servers. Just treat others with respect and don’t abuse your freedom!
neolite.world

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