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HolyWoofMC

Absurd, Abuse, ACCUSATION, Animals, atheists, baptismal font, barbaric, Blessing, Catholic, Church, complicit, consent, dog, holy water, HolyWoofMC, parents, patron saint, Priest, Request, Ridiculous, Saint Francis of Assisi

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Villages Defended:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Emeralds Found:	9653	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Potions Brewed:	39	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server where even the animals get blessings? Look no further than our server, where we sprinkle holy water on all the pixelated pets for good luck and protection!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, like the time a creeper accidentally wandered into a church and got blessed by mistake. Now he’s the most peaceful creeper in all of Minecraft!

And don’t worry, our server is 100% creeper-friendly, so you can bring all your explosive friends along for the ride. Who knows, maybe they’ll even find inner peace and stop blowing up your builds!

So come on down to our server and experience the most unique and hilarious blessings you’ll ever see in Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for any waterboarding priests…they can be a bit overzealous with the holy water!

HeartCraftMommy

child involvement, child’s needs, co parenting, Communication, education, Emotional support, Expectations, family dynamics, health crisis, heart surgery, HeartCraftMommy, Job Search, living situation, major surgery, medical decisions, parental support, post-op care, single parenting, surgery planning, surgery preparation

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your ex’s attitude towards your heart surgery? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures!

Imagine a world where you can bring your child along for pre-op and post-op of major heart surgery…oh wait, that’s just our server! Experience the thrill of planning surgery while dealing with an ex who can’t find a job but can sure find excuses.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle of wanting your child to be there for support versus your ex’s sudden concern for missing a week of school. Who will come out on top? Join now to find out!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more intense than a heart surgery consultation, join us for a wild ride. And remember, kids’ preferences always take priority, even in the world of Minecraft!

BadMoralMovie – Minecraft SMP

audience perception, BadMoralMovie, celebrated movie, cinematic analysis, controversial films, critical reception, cultural critique, ethical concerns, film criticism, film industry, hidden agendas, Media influence, Minecraft, moral implications, Movie analysis, negative impact, popular movies, problematic themes, smp, societal issues, storytelling flaws, terrible message, thought-provoking films

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	2866	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimension Hops:	11

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server where we all pretend to be characters from the worst movie ever made?? It’s like a total trainwreck of a film, but in Minecraft form! Join us as we build ridiculous sets and act out scenes from this cinematic disaster. Trust me, you won’t find a more dysfunctional and hilarious group of players anywhere else. Plus, we have llamas that can talk and give you terrible life advice. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the madness!

Pilot2FinaleCraft

action, binge watching, Character development, cliffhangers, comedy, Drama, FANTASY, favorite TV shows., last episode, Mystery, Pilot Episode, Pilot2FinaleCraft, plot twists, romance, Sci Fi, series finale, Suspense, television, Thriller, TV series

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the TV series that you loved from the pilot to the last episode – except it’s even better because you get to be a part of the action!

Join our server and embark on epic quests that will have you on the edge of your seat, just like your favorite TV show. From battling dragons to uncovering hidden treasures, the adventures never end on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are as dedicated to the game as you are. Form alliances, build empires, and maybe even find love (hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of your favorite TV series in a whole new way. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

GreekCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, Airbnb, Ban, Economy, enforcement, Government, greece, GreekCraft, Hospitality, Housing, Impact, legislation, Minecraft, policy, regulations, rental, restrictions, Server, short-term rentals, tourism, travel, vacation, vacation rentals

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Star Shards Collected:	119	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

yo, u gotta join this sick minecraft server, bro. it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun. we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s a total blast, man.

we also got this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the wildest parties and give out free diamonds like it’s candy. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant volcano that erupts every hour? yeah, it’s insane. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, if you’re lucky, you might even find a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking llamas. trust me, it’s worth it.

so come on and join us on this epic adventure. who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in minecraft, am i right? let’s do this!

MetaCraft: Brazilian FactCheckers

Accountability, Brazil, Brazilian, changes, Communication, DEADLINE, EXPLAIN, fact-checking program, FactCheckers, Government, INFORMATION, internet, Meta, metacraft, Misinformation, News, Platform, regulations, response, scrutiny, social media, Technology, transparency

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	7006	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Enchantments Applied:	273
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, we got a portal to a dimension where you can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

plus, we have, like, a secret society of talking cows who give out quests for you to complete. and if you do them, you get, like, super rare loot and stuff.

so, like, join now before the evil creepers take over and turn everything into a giant block of cheese. cuz that would be, like, totally bummer, man.

SpammyCraft – WHOIS Woes

cyber attacks, cybersecurity, data breaches, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, digital privacy, email spam, field experiment, Information Security, internet privacy, online fraud, online harassment, online safety, online security, online threats, personal information, privacy concerns, public WHOIS data, spam volumes, SpammyCraft, whois, woes

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Ores Mined:	9394
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

so, liek, u kno how u get spammed all teh time in ur inbox? well, dis server is liek teh cure for dat! we did a super scientific study and found out dat if u join dis server, u will get way less spam! it’s liek magic, but wit blocks and stuff. so come join us and say goodbye to spam forever! also, teh admin once fought off a horde of creepers wit just a wooden sword. it was epic. u don’t wanna miss out on dat kind of action, do u? come join us now and be part of teh most epic Minecraft server ever!

LanderYT

Armor statues, Community, Coreprotect, Custom Hats, Custom Items, custom weapons, Datapacks, Discordsrv, Events, Harmony, hermitcraft, LanderYT, Minecraft, Peace, player heads, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, Shop permits, shulker boxes, Single player sleep, texture pack

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	4237	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

LanderYT SMP Overview

Server Age	5 months
Custom Features	Custom texture pack, limited teleport command, Hermitcraft datapacks, DiscordSRV, CoreProtect
Events	Semi-frequent events with rewards
Staff	Small staff team for moderation

FAQ

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is 5 months old.
What custom features does the server have?	Custom texture pack, limited teleport command, Hermitcraft datapacks, DiscordSRV, CoreProtect
Are there any events on the server?	Yes, semi-frequent events with rewards are hosted on the server.
Is there a staff team?	Yes, there is a small staff team for moderation purposes.
What is the application process to join the server?	You are required to fill in a high-effort application form detailing your playstyle, previous server experience, and expectations for the server.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, dies, dies strongest, Epic, is the strongest, is the strongest dies, Realms, Strongest, strongest dies

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate test of strength! But watch out, because even the strongest players can still die! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, man. One minute you’re flexing your muscles, the next minute you’re pushing up daisies. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s a total mind trip. So come on, join us and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive the chaos!

PassengerPains Minecraft SMP

app, CANCELLATION, customer service, DISRESPECTFUL, drivers, Drunk, Experience, Inappropriate Behavior, Late, lift, Minecraft, passenger, PassengerPains, Ride, Rude, Safety, sharing, smp, Transportation, Uber, UNCOMFORTABLE, vomit, WORST

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rollercoaster of craziness and fun! So, like, one time I was building my epic castle and this creeper came out of nowhere and blew it all up! But then my homie Steve came to the rescue on his pig and we rebuilt it even better, like with a moat filled with lava and a disco ball in the throne room. And then we had this epic battle with a giant zombie wearing a top hat and monocle, it was so epic!

But seriously, you gotta join this server because the admins are like wizards who can make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe and turn all the chickens into unicorns. Plus, there’s a secret underground society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and ride around on llamas wearing sunglasses. It’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen, so come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

DreamCrafters

abandoned dreams, Ambitions, aspirations, Desires, dream, DreamCrafters, dreams not pursued, forgotten dreams, giving up, goals, hopes, letting go, longings, lost dreams, moving on, past dreams, unfulfilled dreams, Wishes

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as dirt blocks? Well, look no further because our server is here to make all your dreams come true!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking creepers. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you can build a roller coaster that takes you to the moon and back!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your wildest dreams run wild in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!