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Baltic Cable Chaos: Minecraft Edition

acts of sabotage, ALERT, Baltic, Baltic region, Baltic Sea, cable, Chaos, Damage, Defense, Edition, Estonia, finland, gas pipelines, incidents, Military, Minecraft, nato, patrols, power cable, Region, Russian, sabotage, SECURITY, Tension, undersea cables

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Crops Grown:	8964	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Have you heard about the craziest server in town? Let me tell you, this server is so lit that even NATO is getting involved! Yeah, you heard me right, NATO is stepping up patrols in the Baltic Sea because of some power cable damage. But you know what’s even more wild? This server is the reason behind it all!

We got players from Finland and Estonia causing chaos left and right, messing with undersea cables and gas pipelines like it’s nobody’s business. Some say it’s the Russians, but we all know the real culprit – it’s our crazy Minecraft community! We’re causing so much mayhem that even world powers are taking notice.

So if you want to be part of the most insane Minecraft server out there, join us now! Help us wreak havoc on the Baltic Sea and beyond. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of NATO while you’re at it. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some epic Minecraft madness!

TaiwanTrekkerCraft

Allies, Asia-Pacific, bbc news, cooperation, Defense, Diplomatic, east asia, freedom of navigation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Japan, Maritime, Military, naval exercises, patrols, Reports, SECURITY, Taiwan Strait, TaiwanTrekkerCraft, Tensions, territorial disputes

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Void Gems Collected:	36
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

lol imagine if japan was like a minecraft server and they were all like “yo let’s patrol through the taiwan strait together” like it’s some kind of epic quest or something. like, bro, imagine the adventures you could have on this server. you could be sailing through the strait, battling sea monsters and exploring hidden caves. plus, you get to hang out with the cool japanese players who are totally down for a good time. join now for the ultimate taiwan strait patrol experience!

MineTrail Minecraft Server

Before the Fall Soundtrack, Dawntrail General, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Free Companies, Gaming, guides, Instance 1, Linkshells, Live Letter, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, MineTrail, mmorpg, online gaming, patch notes, Resources, sephirot, Server, Soundtrack, Tuliyollal, Tural Thread Throwdown

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you blockheads out there!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will have you saying “Endermen who?” in no time. Our community is as tight-knit as a stack of obsidian blocks, and we’re always looking for new players to join in on the madness.

Forget about boring old patch notes and updates, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the next zombie apocalypse or creeper invasion. And don’t even get us started on the epic meetups we have – last week, we battled a dragon in the Nether while riding pigs!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world so awesome, even Notch himself would be jealous!

IndyCraft Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, anticipation, archaeology, bethesda, EXCITEMENT, film, franchise revival, Gaming, harrison ford, iconic character, Indiana Jones, IndyCraft, long awaited, Lucasfilm, Minecraft, Movie, release date, Server, steven spielberg, Trailer, treasure hunting, video game

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure like no other!

Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers to be your guide through the wacky world of our server. As you journey through the land, you’ll encounter dancing chickens, flying cows, and even a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even wished for a pet dragon and now flies around the server on its back, causing chaos wherever they go.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare for a journey you’ll never forget!

BabyNameBattles Minecraft Server

baby names, baby naming, BabyNameBattles, Communication, compromise, compromise in marriage, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Decision making, family, family traditions, Marriage, Minecraft, mutual respect, naming traditions, Opinions, Pregnancy, relationship issues, Server, tradition vs modern, Traditions, veto

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Crops Grown:	4870	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring baby names? Join our Minecraft server where we have a tradition of naming our children with a mix of two different traditions! Imagine having a baby named Veronicella or Vivian-Tessa-Violet-Tory-ella!

Join us and be a part of the craziest baby-naming tradition in the Minecraft world. Who needs normal names when you can have a name that will make everyone do a double-take? Plus, if you’re pregnant in real life, we promise not to judge your baby name choices like some people do.

Don’t let your wife veto your name suggestions, come to our server where everyone gets a say in naming the baby. And if you’re the one carrying the baby, we’ll make sure you get the final say in the name, no matter how outrageous it may be.

So come on over and join us for some baby-naming fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a name like Veronicella after all.

ChestyCraft: No Tears Allowed

32AA, Allowed, Angry, Bar crawl, Blame, Boobs, Bra, ChestyCraft, cleavage, COMEBACK, cry, drink, flat-chested, Friend, Friends, girls night, jugs, knockers, mean, RETALIATION, scenario, Tears

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time 29f and her friend got into a heated argument over boob comments during a girls night out.

Witness the epic showdown between these two players as they exchange insults like “knockers” and “jugs”, leading to a savage comeback of “okay 32AA”. The guys in the chat couldn’t handle the heat and made an “oooooo” noise, while the friend ended up crying in the virtual toilet.

But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join now for a chance to be part of outrageous moments like this and create your own crazy stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a virtual bar crawl scenario without even drinking a drop. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

CraftyCommieDonator

activism, Army, artist, Censorship, Conflict, CraftyCommieDonator, donation, freedom of speech, fundraising, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, international relations, jailed, political prisoner, protest, Russian, solidarity, STUDENT, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world drama like this russian student artist who got jailed for donating $30 to ukraine army lol like wut even?? on our server, u can build ur own army of chickens to take over the world or become a professional potato farmer, the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. so come join us and leave the real world drama behind, cuz on our server, anything goes!

User’s S’More Please – The Vanilla Adventure 1.21!

Adventure, bedrock, Creative, Custom, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, java, Lootcrates, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Smore, smp, Survival, Towny, Users, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7426
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Number of Players	Small group
Progress Level	Not far progressed

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the SMP?	Fill out a short application on the discord server here.
How many players are on the server?	It’s a small group of players.
How far has the server progressed?	Not too far, still early on in the game.

DisagreeCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Behavior, Communication, Conflict, DisagreeCraft, disagreement, Incels, internet, Leftist, Minecraft, minor disagreement, online behavior, online interaction, political beliefs, profile, random guy, response, rudeness, Server, social media, Tone, trolling, xitter

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Are you tired of getting attacked by triggered leftists on social media? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of xitter! Our community is full of incels who will never judge you for having a minor disagreement. Plus, our virtual world is filled with hidden caves where you can hide from aggressive leftists and build your incel empire in peace. So why wait? Join now and let the incel revolution begin!

TrumpedCraft: Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6352
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a wild assassin appears! But not just any assassin – it’s the failed assassin who tried to take out the one and only Trump! Now he’s on the run and causing chaos in our server. Will you be able to stop him before he strikes again?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two yourself!

So why wait? Join our server now for non-stop action, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to be a hero in the most absurd Minecraft world you’ll ever encounter!

HubbyHatesDessertCraft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Zombie Dances:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4690	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Potions Brewed:	84

Are you tired of being judged for your dessert choices in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can eat as many virtual brownies topped with ice cream as you want without any judgment from your virtual husband!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life weight comments and indulge in all the sugary treats your heart desires. Plus, we have a special potion that magically makes you lose weight in the game, so you can eat all the virtual desserts guilt-free!

Join us now and let your virtual waistline widen without any snarky comments from anyone! It’s time to take control of your own dessert destiny in the world of Minecraft!

LostInMyCraft Minecraft Server

10. Setting goals, 11. Self-acceptance, 12. Embracing change, 13. Seeking guidance, 14. Building resilience, 15. Finding direction, 16. Time management, 17. Dealing with failure, 18. Seeking support, 19. Rebuilding confidence, 2. Self-reflection, 20. Self-discovery., 3. Overcoming stagnation, 4. Personal growth, 5. Moving forward, 6. Finding purpose, 7. Mental health struggles, 8. Seeking help, 9. Regaining motivation, Coping with regret, LostInMyCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of adulting and realizing you’ve wasted your 20s doing nothing but struggling at home? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and live out your wildest blocky dreams! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual empire, slay dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (yes, they exist in our world). Who needs real-life accomplishments when you can become a Minecraft master and rule over your own pixelated kingdom? So come on, leave your adulting woes behind and join us for a truly epic adventure!