Patrol MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Pixel Privacy Patrol

user privacy, internet security, data privacy, PIXEL, web analytics

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. You gotta join cuz we got like, synthetic browsing histories that, like, replicate user behavior without like, any privacy risks. It’s like, super cool for all you cybersecurity nerds, AI enthusiasts, and web analytics researchers out there.

Join now and experience the thrill of pretending to be someone else online without any consequences. It’s like, the ultimate virtual disguise party, bro. Plus, you can like, totally mess with people’s heads and make them think you’re a super secret spy or something.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see where your fake online persona takes you. Who knows, you might just become the next big internet sensation. Or, you know, get banned for impersonating a celebrity. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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Snooze Patrol: The Insomniac’s Paradise

Patrol, sleep duration, Paradise, quality of sleep, sleep quality

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic sleep of ur life!! we guarantee u will sleep so good dat u will wake up thinkin u just slept for 100 years like sleeping beauty. our beds are made of clouds and pillows made of marshmallows. u will be counting sheep in no time cuz u will be sleepin so deep u will think u in dreamland. come join us and experience da best sleep of ur life!! #sleepgoals #dreamserver #marshmallowpillows

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Pixel Parasite Patrol

public health, efficacy, deworming, infectious diseases, drug efficacy

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no excitement? well have i got the server for u! this server is like a magical potion that cures parasites in 1.5 billion people! ya u heard me right, we got the cure for all those pesky parasites in ur body! just join our server and all ur problems will be gone! we got a special combo of albendazole and ivermectin that will make u feel like a brand new player in the game! so what r u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to those nasty parasites! #minecraftmagic #cureall #parasitefree

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Pixel Privacy Patrol

computer scientists, Technology, Effectiveness, Monitoring, Risks

so, liek, u kno how u always feel liek ur bein watched online? well dis server is liek dat, but in a fun way! we got AI tools keepin an eye on u while u play, makin sure u stay safe and havin a good time.

u kno those computer scientists at Oxford? well they helped make dis server super cool with their math stuff. dey made a model to keep ur privacy protected while u build and explore.

so come join us on dis epic server where u can play without worryin bout big brother watchin u. plus, u might even make some new friends along the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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EU Border Patrol: Trump Edition

Diplomacy, foreign policy, united states, sovereign borders, european union

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base filled with, like, diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s this crazy story about how the owner once fought off a horde of creepers with just a wooden sword. it was, like, totally insane, man. plus, we have this, like, secret society of pigs that can talk and they give you, like, special quests and rewards. it’s, like, mind-blowing, bro. so, like, join now before the evil villagers take over and destroy everything. you gotta save us, man. you gotta be the hero we need. come on, join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever.

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Nick Fuentes Spam Minecraft SMP Patrol

FBI psyop, video evidence, Capitol attack, extremism, Nick Fuentes

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or intrigue? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where we uncover the shocking truth about Nick Fuentes being an FBI informant! That’s right, he’s been pulling the strings behind the scenes all along. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a conspiracy theory about Tucker Carlson being a secret alien sent to Earth to control the media. Join now and uncover the truth behind all the madness! Who knows what other crazy secrets await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

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CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP

enforcement, Justice, CAR, AUTHORITY, Safety

Oh, when you see a cop on our Minecraft SMP, you better run for the hills! Not because they’re gonna bust you for breaking the blocky law, but because they challenge players to epic parkour races through the city streets. And if you beat them, you get a special diamond badge to show off your mad skills. Plus, rumor has it that the cops are actually secret agents from a top-secret government agency trying to recruit the best players for a top-secret mission to save the world from an evil Ender Dragon bent on destroying everything. So yeah, join our SMP for some cop chase parkour fun and maybe save the world while you’re at it!

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Chopstick Pirates: S.Korean Guard vs Illegal Ships

international law, illegal fishing, Naval vessels, enforcement, east asia

are u tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well come join us on this epic server where we have illegal chinese ships causing chaos and triggering the south korean coast guard response!

imagine sailing your minecraft boat only to be ambushed by a fleet of chinese ships trying to steal all your diamonds! but don’t worry, the coast guard is here to save the day and protect your precious loot.

join now for a thrilling adventure filled with high seas drama, intense battles, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s minecraft so anything can happen)!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this crazy server and experience the wildest minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you lose all your diamonds, then you might regret it a little bit).

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TaiwanCraft: Defense Force Ship Adventure

foreign policy, naval exercise, Japan, Ship, Maritime

come join our minecraft server where we have japan defense force ships sailing through taiwan strait for the first time!!! yea you heard that right, we got epic battles happening on the high seas while you build your own epic base on land. who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can have this level of excitement?? come join us now and be part of the action!

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Parkour Pollution Patrol

Parkinson’s Disease, pollution exposure, neurological disorders, environmental health, Pollution

so like, u know how breathing in all that gross city air can like, mess with ur brain and stuff? well, turns out it can like, give u parkinson’s disease! but like, fear not my fellow gamers, cuz on this epic minecraft server, u can escape all that nasty pollution and breathe in the fresh virtual air! join us and save ur brain cells from turning into mush! plus, our virtual cities are like, super clean and stuff, so u won’t have to worry about getting parkinson’s from playing minecraft all day. come join us and protect ur brain, one block at a time!

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